Lovequest FB 9/7/2015 - Chris May Be Interested In Magical Vibrating Titty Enhancers

[ON 190]

The image of Chris walking around the house all day with his chest vibrating and making a "whirrrrrrrr" sound is too much for me to handle.

 

[JFKdestroyer]

So really, the only result one should expect from this sort of thing is longer erect nipples.

"My nipples are no longer bent, and are longer than previously photographed"

 

[trip2themoon]

I need one of those for myself. I notice it also helps you lose your love handles.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It makes me laugh Chris follows these random Facebook pages that post crap like this. I hope he buys it and then rages when it fails.

If he did buy it, he'd convince himself that it was working. He was convinced he had the body of Charles Atlas, then convinced himself that he'd become a Playboy centrefold. He believes that he is simultaneously sexually attractive to both lesbians and heterosexual women. He even thought an infected wound was a good thing because it was like labia. When you're dealing with that level of self-delusion, "my boobs got a bit bigger this week" is nothing.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

My milkshakes bring all the lesbians to the yard
And they're like it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you
But I have to charge