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[soIregistered]

Chris wouldn't go with a juggalette, because his GOD PROMISED Crystal would be stillborn and buried in a cooler.

That was one of the most horrifying ED articles I've ever read. The worst of the worst.[/quote]


Which article is this? I'm curious[/quote]

I forget her name, it's Jugallette something. Go to the main Juggalo article and she's in there. Her child died of SIDs, which may have been brought on her by mother's admitted partying while pregnant...they buried their DEAD INFANT in clown makeup in an ICP casket and begged the guests to gift them with ICP merch and for everyone to dress up in their psycho clown gear. These people make Chris seem like a swell lad.

 

[Dreamatorium]

Chris wouldn't go with a juggalette, because his GOD PROMISED Crystal would be stillborn and buried in a cooler.

That was one of the most horrifying ED articles I've ever read. The worst of the worst.

Which article is this? I'm curious[/quote]

I forget her name, it's Jugallette something. Go to the main Juggalo article and she's in there. Her child died of SIDs, which may have been brought on her by mother's admitted partying while pregnant...they buried their DEAD INFANT in clown makeup in an ICP casket and begged the guests to gift them with ICP merch and for everyone to dress up in their psycho clown gear. These people make Chris seem like a swell lad.[/quote]

Please tell me that this is some elaborate joke and that the cooler was filled with sand a la Jim Morrison. PLEASE.

 

[soIregistered]

Nope, real. There were PICTURES. Horr-ific. That poor child.

 

[Dreamatorium]

Nope, real. There were PICTURES. Horr-ific. That poor child.

Pictures of inside the improvised casket?

 

[soIregistered]

Nope, real. There were PICTURES. Horr-ific. That poor child.

Pictures of inside the improvised casket?

I believe there was a picture of the actual baby on ED. Maybe it was another site. I'm sure it was out there.

 

[Null]

Nope, real. There were PICTURES. Horr-ific. That poor child.

Pictures of inside the improvised casket?

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se ... a_down.jpg

ya

 

[The Dude]

When you're Down With Da Clown the only thing you can afford to bury your child in is a Coleman cooler.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

A thread about how ugly Chris is with a link in it leading to a pic of a dead baby in clown make-up.

...

Sounds about right.

 

[The Dude]

A thread about how ugly Chris is with a link in it leading to a pic of a dead baby in clown make-up.

...

Sounds about right.

Just a typical day on the CWCki Forums.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

New pictures of Chris sorta give me the same gut churning, drop all thoughts and focus feeling that images of victims of some tragedy give me. These are genuinely sad. Its as if tom girl is some brand loyalty he sticks to like the PS triple. Its as if he gains no enjoyment from it. He looks like a walmarter who has neither dreams or identity left. A person who merely continues on out of some obligation to something they've lost passion for, who won't commit suicide only for the virtue of not committing suicide.

However its hilarious he'd ask people to rate how attractive this image is. Boy needs to really talk to someone.

 

[CatParty]

Now we wait for him to rage against the asspatters who said he wasn't gross for not sending him women.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

He gained a great deal of freedom and enjoyment from Tomgirl a few years ago. I think half of it was a kink and half of it was creating a new identity. It was a symbolic way of him killing the much maligned stripe-shirted naive Chris, and emerging from the flames as a girly boy ready to take on the world. But he was still retarded, autistic and naive, and now looked even more like a sex offender. If anything, Tomgirl has probably made life harder on him. No doubt he will reinvent himself in another stupid way eventually. I think it will continue to incorporate elements of female dress because I'm sure he gets off on it. If he can't have a woman, he can still be the girl of his dreams.

 

[soIregistered]

He gained a great deal of freedom and enjoyment from Tomgirl a few years ago. I think half of it was a kink and half of it was creating a new identity. It was a symbolic way of him killing the much maligned stripe-shirted naive Chris, and emerging from the flames as a girly boy ready to take on the world. But he was still retarded, autistic and naive, and now looked even more like a sex offender. If anything, Tomgirl has probably made life harder on him. No doubt he will reinvent himself in another stupid way eventually. I think it will continue to incorporate elements of female dress because I'm sure he gets off on it. If he can't have a woman, he can still be the girl of his dreams.

Good way of looking at it. Think of this, too. Now, every town has a Chris, a weird guy who hangs out at the mall, walks around talking to themselves...imagine how the residents of Charlottesville reacted to Tomgirl Chris. The whispered conversations between old folks "That smelly, crazy guy is dressing up like a WOMAN these days, did you see him?" Imagine how the regular mall food courters reacted to that Chris.

 

[derpi]

If you concentrate on the photo for long enough you can actually smell the hungry man dinners and q-sands.
They smell of shame and desperation.


Seriously though, why doesn't barb at least make him wash his hair? :/ Does she wash hers? Do they even use the shower anymore? ._.
I'll be a little sad if they can't even wash themselves anymore because of barb's obsession with expanding the hoard...

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

*stress sigh*

I'm not saying Chris is innately ugly, as he seems to have garnered from the poll. I'm saying that he needs to take better care of himself. If he washed and cut his hair, put on a nice shirt, and exercised--and even forced a smile--he'd look a lot better.

But c'mon here. You can't post a picture of yourself looking like that, ask for an opinion, and then get butthurt when people answer you truthfully.

It's times like this that I really, really wish that Chris would interact with the forums and take our advice.

 

[snowkitten91]

A guy who shared Chris's screencap of this poll wrote: "Chris, you should make a new video to the trolls on the cwckipedia and tell them that they are dumb. Then you can make more of sonichu. Do it for the true and honest fans."

 

[Tubular Monkey]

A guy who shared Chris's screencap of this poll wrote: "Chris, you should make a new video to the trolls on the cwckipedia and tell them that they are dumb. Then you can make more of sonichu. Do it for the true and honest fans."

The sum total of all Chris followers are Trolls and one Mormon.

 

[Agouti]

A guy who shared Chris's screencap of this poll wrote: "Chris, you should make a new video to the trolls on the cwckipedia and tell them that they are dumb. Then you can make more of sonichu. Do it for the true and honest fans."

Most definitely troll. Pretty much everyone who's giving him asspats are doing it under the assumption that if he feels better about himself, he'll draw more comics, which will give them more to laugh at.

 

[waffle]

He claims he's "down" to 220. But I thought he was claiming he was 220 a few months ago?

Anyway, goddamn, look at his hair on top of his head, Chris is one greasy motherfucker!

All the way back to the first page!

I'm a fat expert, he's at least 260-280 in that pic, might be up to 300 even. If he's really down around 220 its because he's got the muscle mass of a little girl. he was probably 220 in the pic with Megan on page 2. 220 relay isn't that big of a dude at all in the big picture, especially if you do physical labor/lift(lol, pulling weeds rite?).

Wait, I just realized I have no fucking idea how tall Chris is. My numbers assume hes between ~5'11" and 6'

 

[Some JERK]

He claims he's "down" to 220. But I thought he was claiming he was 220 a few months ago?

Anyway, goddamn, look at his hair on top of his head, Chris is one greasy motherfucker!

All the way back to the first page!

I'm a fat expert, he's at least 260-280 in that pic, might be up to 300 even. If he's really down around 220 its because he's got the muscle mass of a little girl. he was probably 220 in the pic with Megan on page 2. 220 relay isn't that big of a dude at all in the big picture, especially if you do physical labor/lift(lol, pulling weeds rite?).

Wait, I just realized I have no fucking idea how tall Chris is. My numbers assume hes between ~5'11" and 6'

Chris is about 5'11 yeah.

and i agree, there's no way he's 220 in that pic. at his height, 220 would be maybe all of 40 lbs overweight. there's no fucking way that's only 40lbs. That's 80 if it's an ounce.