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How good looking am I?

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I'm still trying to find the perfect look for Chris. Anyone who knows me knows that I always have his best interest at heart. How about Dreamworks Chris?

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BurtyDrappedCreifs said:
Chris isn't likely to make it out of this decade alive.
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I don't know, we're already nearly halfway through this decade. I think he could make it to 2020, so long as his heart level doesn't drop too low when Barb inevitably goes. :heart-empty:

Prospects are grim on him making it to 2030 though.




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Himawari said:
BurtyDrappedCreifs said:
Chris isn't likely to make it out of this decade alive.
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I don't know, we're already nearly halfway through this decade. I think he could make it to 2020, so long as his heart level doesn't drop too low when Barb inevitably goes. :heart-empty:

Prospects are grim on him making it to 2030 though.




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it's not a-logging if it's possibly true. he eats horrendously and does not care for his body at all. he does not look in his thirties at all.
 
Does anyone else think Chris looks like he's been a few rounds in the boxing ring and taken mostly shots to the face? It's just so saggy and lumpy and looks like it's really been worked over.
 
He's doughy and puffy and bloated because he doesn't have an ounce of tone. It's flab hanging off of a skeleton. Even a basic workout regimen would bring some definition back to him and make him feel a lot better physically. But alas, that would require effort. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine. Must maintain routine.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
He's doughy and puffy and bloated because he doesn't have an ounce of tone. It's flab hanging off of a skeleton.
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that's it! he looks like someone inflated the crypt keeper
 
CatParty said:
Tubular Monkey said:
He's doughy and puffy and bloated because he doesn't have an ounce of tone. It's flab hanging off of a skeleton.
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that's it! he looks like someone inflated the crypt keeper
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...and then peed on it.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
He's doughy and puffy and bloated because he doesn't have an ounce of tone. It's flab hanging off of a skeleton.
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True, I just looked at the pic again and I noticed that his eyes are kinda sunken in.
 
Dat mouth, is that some half assed geisha lip look? He needs to cut that "hair" off and, if he wants to regrow some, go for some finasteride/minoxidil.
 
Usually when people want to know if they are attractive they'll use the best picture they have. Chris takes a quick snapshot in the women's section at Walmart.
 
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Usually when people want to know if they are attractive they'll use the best picture they have. Chris takes a quick snapshot in the women's section at Walmart.
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At least he's being True and Honest.
 
Are there any pictures in his adult life of Chris smiling with teeth showing? He used to grin like a goon as a kid. Then it turned into that rigor mortis closed-mouthed grin in his twenties. Now we're lucky if he curls his lips upward at all. His neutral face seems to be a frown, which is really weird. Is that a byproduct of the 'tism? I seem to recall some syndrome where the mouth tends to frown naturally. Who knows.
 
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Are there any pictures in his adult life of Chris smiling with teeth showing? He used to grin like a goon as a kid. Then it turned into that rigor mortis closed-mouthed grin in his twenties. Now we're lucky if he curls his lips upward at all. His neutral face seems to be a frown, which is really weird. Is that a byproduct of the 'tism? I seem to recall some syndrome where the mouth tends to frown naturally. Who knows.
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I'm pretty sure he's just depressed ._.
 
Was just checking out the Facebook, it's even a sharp drop from his "free bitch" selfies. The guy is going downhill real real fast.
 
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