FB Post How good looking am I?

[He Sets Me On Fire]

But can it hide the ugly attitude that his appearance reflects?

If you told him to smile once in a while, he'd probably scream "I CANT CAUSE TROLLS MADE ME SAD", as though that would matter to whether a woman likes him or not.

The whole post is oddly repetitive. He asked virtually the same question back in 2012. In addition, he's once again asking how pretty he is while not even smiling at the camera.

He's expecting people to tell him he's 10/10, at which point he'll bitch at the people who said so to get him a girlfriend already.

See, there is a part of him that recognizes he isn't actually handsome. But his ego wants so badly for that to not be true, he'll just demand other people magically change reality with their answers to this question.

Indeed. One thing Chris was never able to satisfactorily hide from, it seems, was that no matter how handsome his mother ... sorry, "even" his mother said he was, women would either shrink from his touch or not notice him. Even as he tried to advertise himself, he realized he was either being ignored or unnoticed. He spread a whole heapin' helpin' of himself all over Megan and swapped DNA with the Wallflower, who would have nothing to do with him romantically. So, certainly, his pernicious insecurity was probably always nagging at him. Alas, however, as you said, his ego makes any response either superfluous or inarguably wrong. There's no good way to answer the question unless you say something deceptively neutral-yet-positive.

 

[Sakamoto]

I gave him a 3. Not because he's 3 steps up on the scale of attractiveness, but only because there are (physically) uglier people out there. I know, I've seen 'em! Plus, as mentioned, Chris could clean himself up a bit.

But then again, my opinion doesn't matter because I am a MALE JERK, and I AM STRAIGHT!

 

[spaps]

2/10 would not bang

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I feel confident in presuming that he will be visiting this thread to see our answers... and he won't like the landslide for "1".

 

[random_pickle]

Just looking at him now makes my stomache feel quesy.

I just can't comprehend this. Sure Chris doesn't like putting effort into things, this is Chris after all, but surely he must know that it's required to keep up appearences? Didn't he learn that sort of thing in health class back at school? Eating nothing but shit and not burning it off will make you fat, not bathing will make you greasy as fuck, etc etc etc.

I wonder if his diet is making him depressed? All that corn syrup in soda can cause major depression.

 

[captkrisma]

My wife said he would be an Oklahoma 4 at best. 1's anywhere else.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

The fact that all the comments just kiss his ass bugs me. Don't have to be mean but give him an honest answer.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Well, if Brian Peppers (RIP) is a 1, then yeah, Chris is probably a 2 or 3 (I voted 2). If he lost weight, cleaned himself up and dressed well he'd be average, so what, that would be a 5-7? Then again I'm a straight JERK so most guys look average to me.

I don't even think he's taking care of himself anymore, which is why he looks so bad. I hope his FB friends encourage him to to take care of himself, because they may be the only people who could help him out.

 

[spaps]

I feel confident in presuming that he will be visiting this thread to see our answers... and he won't like the landslide for "1".

Well what do we know? We're just dang, dirty homogay trolls out to ruin Chris' life and make sure that he never finds a sweetheart because we have absolutely nothing better to do with our lives.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

The fact that all the comments just kiss his ass bugs me. Don't have to be mean but give him an honest answer.

Yeah ... but on the other hand, the positive comments are coming from guys....

 

[CatParty]

Just looking at him now makes my stomache feel quesy.

I just can't comprehend this. Sure Chris doesn't like putting effort into things, this is Chris after all, but surely he must know that it's required to keep up appearences? Didn't he learn that sort of thing in health class back at school? Eating nothing but shit and not burning it off will make you fat, not bathing will make you greasy as fuck, etc etc etc.

I wonder if his diet is making him depressed? All that corn syrup in soda can cause major depression.

more than likely

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/20 ... 081352.htm

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

The fact that all the comments just kiss his ass bugs me. Don't have to be mean but give him an honest answer.

Well, even dipshit white knights understand that he'll just unfriend them if they say anything he doesn't find flattering.

 

[champthom]

I'm sorry, all I see in that picture is a really fat version of Ben Franklin, with the hair and all.

 

[spaps]

Well, if Brian Peppers (RIP) is a 1, then yeah, Chris is probably a 2 or 3 (I voted 2). If he lost weight, cleaned himself up and dressed well he'd be average, so what, that would be a 5-7? Then again I'm a straight JERK so most guys look average to me.

I don't even think he's taking care of himself anymore, which is why he looks so bad. I hope his FB friends encourage him to to take care of himself, because they may be the only people who could help him out.

I doubt it. The only people that comment on his Facebook are trolls giving him asspats.

 

[Hyperion]

I knew a guy who had crooked eyes, so Chris gets a 2.

Of course crooked eyes guy still managed to have a kid, so maybe he's actually the 2.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Chris is a 1, but with improvement he'd make it to 6.

I refuse to believe Chris could ever be better than a generous 4.

That's with weight loss, diligent hygiene, and designer clothes (bought with money he'd earn at an actual *job*). Hell, I'd probably shave the balding useless hair and get a wig too (do straight guys wear wigs?)

Then again, I tend to be rather generous with appearance to begin with because I look for other things in a partner.

 

[CatParty]

Well, if Brian Peppers (RIP) is a 1, then yeah, Chris is probably a 2 or 3 (I voted 2). If he lost weight, cleaned himself up and dressed well he'd be average, so what, that would be a 5-7? Then again I'm a straight JERK so most guys look average to me.

I don't even think he's taking care of himself anymore, which is why he looks so bad. I hope his FB friends encourage him to to take care of himself, because they may be the only people who could help him out.

i wasn't comparing him to others. i was using himself as a basis. at this point, right now. this picture is the worst has has looked. which is why i had to say 1

 

[KatsuKitty]

The fact that all the comments just kiss his ass bugs me. Don't have to be mean but give him an honest answer.

Well, even dipshit white knights understand that he'll just unfriend them if they say anything he doesn't find flattering.

My god, it's like retarded North Korea or something.

 

[José Mourinho]

Anyone who gives a rating below 10 is a dang, dirty, troll according to Chris.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Nah, even if you compared Chris with himself I'd still say he's a 2 or 3. He could still get worse, and in the future he most likely will. Chris could get splashed in the face with acid or get burned and not have the money for cosmetic surgery. Then he'd be a 1.