FB Post How good looking am I?

[CatParty]

Here, I tried to make him look better (sorry for my shitty photoshop skills):

The result of Megan giving birth to Chris's child Crystal.

i would not be surprised at all if this is how chris sees himself.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

Here, I tried to make him look better (sorry for my shitty photoshop skills):

You're pretty good man. But to be honest, that still looks scary. That's how bad Chris is. No matter how much you photoshop him, he's still going to turn out bad. Sorry if I sound a-loggy but you seem to be the type of person who tried to make him look more beautiful only to realize that Photoshop can only do so much.

 

[Marvin]

If the Facebook people were really friends, then why don't they ever come to his house to chill or something lol. Me and my friends chill all the time, play games, bum around stores, go to cons, sometimes we just drive around playing music. His live god bear knows where, while he's a prisoner, with warden Barb.

Well, other people mostly got it right about Barb being the big problem. But also, a bunch of his facebook friends don't live nearby, like Anna. Also, he did go to madicon earlier this year, and supposedly had fun.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

Here, I tried to make him look better (sorry for my shitty photoshop skills):

She stares into your soul.

 

[rocket]

christ that looks like an egyptian sarcophagus

 

[Judge Holden]

Here, I tried to make him look better (sorry for my shitty photoshop skills):

She stares into your soul.

*takes a deep breath

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GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Chris has got to start taking care of himself. He looks terrible.

He needs to cut out his diet, start getting some fruit and veggies instead of hormone-induced meat. And exercise. I can't stress that enough.

 

[Big Buns]

Christ, he looks horrible. It's mostly the expression though and the filthy hair. See:

It's really sad because he could make some real improvements if he just ate better and exercised.

 

[butt in trouble]

Oh god that pouty and at the same time smug look he does all the time now. Jeeezus.

 

[soIregistered]

Could he even attempt to smile? That's one of the worst "trying my best to look attractive" pics I've ever seen.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

There's an old saying that by 50, you have the face you deserve. I'd say that by 31, Chris has an exterior that perfectly matches his interior. He's ugly and undesirable inside and out. He looks like David Crosby on a bender.

 

[Christ-Chan]

There's an old saying that by 50, you have the face you deserve. I'd say that by 31, Chris has an exterior that perfectly matches his interior. He's ugly and undesirable inside and out. He looks like David Crosby on a bender.

In some attic somewhere a portrait of Chris is growing more radiant by the day.

 

[Globe]

It's just...Jesus, man, I can see the fucking grease shining off the top of his skull. I can see it really clearly matting down what's on top, but ONLY what's on top. Everything else kinda fluffs out like some hobo-fied bozo the clown. His eyes are sunken into his head, his lips look they have that crusty shit going on from one of the earlier pictures...Some people are saying that he does look lighter, but I'm failing to see it. The dangle of his second chin is as prevalent as it's ever been. And here's something else I've noticed about his profile that seems weird; his forehead almost seems to flare out. Look at the top left-hand corner of his head, just above his temple. Does anybody else see it? Is it just his unkempt hair making it look that way?

Either way, for a serious rating, 1. Just 1. I can't give anymore than that. Some have said that there's worse out there. I don't think so. I've only seen people that are just as bad as Chris, not worse. Somebody else (I won't bother digging up the post) said there are people who have deformities that make them worse. I suppose there's a point to that, Juliana Wetmore is technically more unpleasant to look at than Chris, but that's what makes this so bad. Juliana Wetmore can't help the way she looks. Chris can.

It's been pointed out by several others already so I won't rant, but there's nothing about Chris that's just naturally ugly. He's no Shane MacGowen. In earlier pictures of him even in his clownshirt days, you could see potential which is why I think his internet presence drew in such a huge crowd. People saw potential that they wanted him to realize.

Chris is ugly in the worst of ways. His ugliness exists for no reason apart from the fact that he doesn't give a shit.

....

 

[soIregistered]

I think Chris looks like Trey Parker if Trey Parker really, really let himself go.

 

[snowkitten91]

1, but I would really give him a -10 if it was a poll option.

EDIT: Guys, Chris just noticed our new poll.

 

[cypocryphy]

Why? Why won't the pretty girls just approach Chris? It must be because he has the worst reputation on the internet, right?

Seriously though, he looks like he just climbed out of a dumpster after spending 3 days in there.

 

[LM 697]

 

[soIregistered]

OMG. Chris has already screencapped and an Anna post for good measure. It's like sighting Nessie AND Bigfoot. It's a banner day!

 

[RP 520]

I'm thinking Chris made that fb post in hopes that we would see it and give our input. Also from his post he is actually accepting the majority opinion on something about him! (Unless Anna manages to convince him otherwise.) It's a first step at least.

Edit: nvm, I somehow didn't see the other half (despite it taking up half of the picture).

 

[random_pickle]

Well, it was nice to know that Chris finally saw the light for half a second.