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[Thetan]

I'm thinking that Anna might be trying to set herself up as a Barb II after Barb is gone. If that is the case, Anna would be 1,000 times worse than Barb as she isn't Chris's mother and shares no attachment to him, she would be a stone cold bitch with no care or compassion towards him. Anna would probably use him for his money and make him bandage her holey butt while telling him how normal he is and how the world is against him as to keep him down and in his place beneath her.

Anna is deliberately not doing anything that's actually useful to help Chris because she wants to keep him down. She encourages him to play the victim. That way, she can ride in like the cavalry and 'rescue' him. Anna has been using Chris to stroke her ego and continues to do so. She's no friend.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

There is no end to the irony that "giving advice, of any kind, no matter how simple or helpful=TROLLING," but you're just one of his dearest, only real, true friends if you just tell him "Stay the course, you're doing super. It's the world that's at fault."

 

[fridgesrants]

I'm thinking that Anna might be trying to set herself up as a Barb II after Barb is gone. If that is the case, Anna would be 1,000 times worse than Barb as she isn't Chris's mother and shares no attachment to him, she would be a stone cold bitch with no care or compassion towards him. Anna would probably use him for his money and make him bandage her holey butt while telling him how normal he is and how the world is against him as to keep him down and in his place beneath her.

Maybe a remote Barb? I don't know, I'm pretty sure Anna is only as eager to be so far up Chris' ass as she is because she's in Utah right now. She's not having to deal with Chris IRL on a regular basis.

It would be funny if Chris moved to Utah to live with Anna after Barb goes to that big horde in the sky. Then Anna would have to deal with his bs on a daily basis.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

It would be funny if Chris moved to Utah to live with Anna after Barb goes to that big horde in the sky. Then Anna would have to deal with his bs on a daily basis.

Well if we're to believe her public statements on all things Chris, that would be an absolute delight and a privilege for her, and an opportunity she'd be foolish to let slip through her fingers.

 

[Thetan]

I'm thinking that Anna might be trying to set herself up as a Barb II after Barb is gone. If that is the case, Anna would be 1,000 times worse than Barb as she isn't Chris's mother and shares no attachment to him, she would be a stone cold bitch with no care or compassion towards him. Anna would probably use him for his money and make him bandage her holey butt while telling him how normal he is and how the world is against him as to keep him down and in his place beneath her.

Maybe a remote Barb? I don't know, I'm pretty sure Anna is only as eager to be so far up Chris' ass as she is because she's in Utah right now. She's not having to deal with Chris IRL on a regular basis.

Maybe we should take up a collection to fly Chris out to Utah to spend a weekend with Anna. Being such a sweet gal pal I'm sure she'd welcome the opportunity to have some quality time with him. I'd happily contribute a few bucks to such a worthy effort.

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

Damn! He looks terrible.
That hair looks really bad, and the double chin, GodJesus!

And of course Anna comes in with her bullshit. Can't even be arsed to give some advice to Chris to improve his image.

 

[CatParty]

I'm thinking that Anna might be trying to set herself up as a Barb II after Barb is gone. If that is the case, Anna would be 1,000 times worse than Barb as she isn't Chris's mother and shares no attachment to him, she would be a stone cold bitch with no care or compassion towards him. Anna would probably use him for his money and make him bandage her holey butt while telling him how normal he is and how the world is against him as to keep him down and in his place beneath her.

Maybe a remote Barb? I don't know, I'm pretty sure Anna is only as eager to be so far up Chris' ass as she is because she's in Utah right now. She's not having to deal with Chris IRL on a regular basis.

Maybe we should take up a collection to fly Chris out to Utah to spend a weekend with Anna. Being such a sweet gal pal I'm sure she'd welcome the opportunity to have some quality time with him. I'd happily contribute a few bucks to such a worthy effort.

yeah that's a worthy kickstarter. anna wou love to have chris with her 24/7

or better yet! what about that disney trip she promised him!

 

[michael_vizduznier]

Assuming "1" encompasses deformed people, burn victims, and facial reconstruction surgery efforts, Chris would place a low "2"... the absolute worst attainable rank for any "normal" people.

There is a woman who sometimes works on the desk at one of the university libraries here who seemingly has suffered bad burns to one side of her face. Overall, she's really pretty cute -- a lot more attractive than Chris. At least burns are usually localised.

 

[Himawari]

I gave him a three, because at least he looks human-ish, and his face has okay proportions. The curls in his hair would be cute, too, if his hair was properly brushed/washed/not on Chris' head.

But knowing who he is and how he acts and smells, that would be a definite zero.

 

[Thetan]

yeah that's a worthy kickstarter. anna wou love to have chris with her 24/7

or better yet! what about that disney trip she promised him!

If money is the only thing preventing Chris from going to Disney with Anna, I'd happily chip in for that too. Seriously, Anna needs to be called on her fake friend bullshit. So easy for her to offer platitudes, useless advice, and ass-pats when she's such a comfortable distance away.

 

[LordCustos3]

Notice the egotism implied in his query.
Note how he's not asking "Am I attractive?" he's asking "How Good Looking Am I?"
As if we all agree he's a glorious Adonis, but he wanted to know how drop-dead gorgeous he is.
"Am I 'Brad Pitt in Johnny Suede' handsome' or 'Brad Pitt in A River Runs Through It handsome'?"

Well, it was nice to know that Chris finally saw the light for half a second.

And like the pupil of an eye, the more light you shine on it, the more it contracts.

 

[Cid Highwind]

yeah that's a worthy kickstarter. anna wou love to have chris with her 24/7

or better yet! what about that disney trip she promised him!

If money is the only thing preventing Chris from going to Disney with Anna, I'd happily chip in for that too. Seriously, Anna needs to be called on her fake friend bullshit. So easy for her to offer platitudes, useless advice, and ass-pats when she's such a comfortable distance away.

Wait, you mean they aren't really going to Disneyworld? I had the Highwind loaded up with pickle bombs, ready to drop on the Happiest Place in the World the second Chris and his bestest buddy Anna walked in. Anna is such a good friend to Chris.

 

[Thetan]

I gave him a three, because at least he looks human-ish, and his face has okay proportions. The curls in his hair would be cute, too, if his hair was properly brushed/washed/not on Chris' head.

But knowing who he is and how he acts and smells, that would be a definite zero.

I deducted points for his foul body odor, his vindictive, petty, childish, self-absorbed personality, and selfishness / self-centeredness. I would have given him a lower score than a '1' if negatives were allowed in the poll. The aforementioned are what makes Chris truly unattractive.

 

[fridgesrants]

It would be funny if Chris moved to Utah to live with Anna after Barb goes to that big horde in the sky. Then Anna would have to deal with his bs on a daily basis.

Well if we're to believe her public statements on all things Chris, that would be an absolute delight and a privilege for her, and an opportunity she'd be foolish to let slip through her fingers.

I bet she could not even last 24 hours with Chris at this point. He has gotten way worse then he was back in 2005. His smell would be repulsive and he would just sit around and play video games all day or complain about not having a girl friend.

 

[Spork]

New poll idea: On a scale of one to ten, how attractive is Anna?

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Phwoar Chris you sexy thing you can have me any day, 10/10

 

[Seahorses]

New poll idea: On a scale of one to ten, how attractive is Anna?

As a STRAIGHT male... she is gross, yuck. So that makes her about a zero. If I were a lesbian, she'd be a negative. Poor girl, she got hit by the ugly stick.

 

[Judge Holden]

Phwoar Chris you sexy thing you can have me any day, 10/10

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[BurtyDrappedCreifs]

Chris has posted a pic on facebook asking how attractive he is on a 1 to 10 scale

He also says he's lost weight

Chris has once said that his bent pickle miraculously became unbent too. Chris is full of shit, in more ways that one.

Still looking for asspats I see, but at least he's not whining about his shitty life or Megan/Snyder this time.

Oh, and on the scale, -500

Every time he posts a new picture it makes me depressed to see how far he's fallen. I miss circa 2008 Chris.

Always remember, he did this to himself.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

You guys really over-complicate your advice for Chris. Just say one small thing that would make a big change.

SHOWER AND WASH YOUR HAIR EVERYDAY. EVERY. DAY.

He won't do it but all the other advice becomes useless if he smells bad and looks greasy.

That's good advice, but Redd Foxx has another important piece of hygiene advice