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How good looking am I?

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Tubular Monkey said:
Also, why doesn't he open his eyes and if not smile, NOT FROWN?
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Because then all of the hot boyfriend-free 18-31-year old billionaire supermodel women wouldn't know he is sad and rush to comfort him, solve all of his problems for him, and give him china on command.
 
I gave him a three because he doesn't have any severe facial disfigurements, he needs to do a lot of work to improve but at least washing would help.

NoDarkies said:
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Well hello there.
 
I wonder.

Chris has mentioned his weight being 220 several times. If he has an old non-digital set of scales perhaps he is seeing the maximum weight it is capable of showing and doesn't realize he could be heavier than the display allows.

Either that or it's like that episode of the Simpsons where Homor thinks he has lost weight but his stomach was resting on something.
 
With that noticeable second chin of his, I'd say that definitely might be the case. My brother was well over 130 kilograms (not sure what that is in pounds) and he only had a slight second chin. Of course everyone's physiology is different, but it makes you wonder.
 
chris is shitty at weights and measurements and just numbers in general. he's weight 220lbs for the past greater than half decade even when he was struggling to lift the chair that weighed a grand number of pounds.
 
CatParty said:
chris is shitty at weights and measurements and just numbers in general. he's weight 220lbs for the past greater than half decade even when he was struggling to lift the chair that weighed a grand number of pounds.
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Give the guy credit, the chair did also contain books and other assorted junk.
 
Wow, that photo actually makes me feel sad. He looks completely and utterly miserable.

He's not a genetically ugly guy. He actually has a perfectly average face, could even probably scrub up to be "good looking" if he changed everything about his diet, personal hygiene, style and attitude. I gotta give him maybe a 2-3 based on solely that photo alone though. 3 is generous and only because there's really much worse out there...
 
CatParty said:
he may have blocked you. did you ever interact with the other page? because that one isn't the true and honest one
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No, like I said, I don't have a Facebook account at all. |:(
 
Christ-ian said:
CatParty said:
he may have blocked you. did you ever interact with the other page? because that one isn't the true and honest one
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No, like I said, I don't have a Facebook account at all. |:(
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well, if you ever need screen caps, i'll hook you up!
 
Chris looks like a lesbian He-Man on Chrystal Meth. I doubt I can catch this horror in numbers or ratings.
 
Satan said:
Chris looks like a lesbian He-Man on Chrystal Meth. I doubt I can catch this horror in numbers or ratings.
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Course you can't, there are no negative options!
 
The thing isn't that Chris is terribly ugly, despite his poor hygiene and weight problems. The real problem is that Chris looks about 30 years older than he should look. With this in mind, I gave him a two.
 
Chris is really starting to look like his dad is the Quaker Oats man and his mom is Leslie Hall.

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It is possible that Chris COULD be just 220. Muscle weighs more than fat, and my job is physically demanding. According to a BMI calculator, I am nearly obese (though if you saw me in real life you wouldn't think so, lol) As a result, I'm a little heavier than I look. Inversely, since Chris has little muscle mass, he would appear heavy, but he could be a bit lighter than he looks. In that one video where he was wearing his sports bra and a skirt and pretending to dig up patti's corpse or something, his arms and legs looked pretty weak and less thick than one would expect with someone of that girth, very little muscle mass there. So I wouldn't be surprised if he did weigh just 220.
 
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Tubular Monkey said:
He gained a great deal of freedom and enjoyment from Tomgirl a few years ago. I think half of it was a kink and half of it was creating a new identity. It was a symbolic way of him killing the much maligned stripe-shirted naive Chris, and emerging from the flames as a girly boy ready to take on the world. But he was still retarded, autistic and naive, and now looked even more like a sex offender. If anything, Tomgirl has probably made life harder on him. No doubt he will reinvent himself in another stupid way eventually. I think it will continue to incorporate elements of female dress because I'm sure he gets off on it. If he can't have a woman, he can still be the girl of his dreams.
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Good way of looking at it. Think of this, too. Now, every town has a Chris, a weird guy who hangs out at the mall, walks around talking to themselves...imagine how the residents of Charlottesville reacted to Tomgirl Chris. The whispered conversations between old folks "That smelly, crazy guy is dressing up like a WOMAN these days, did you see him?" Imagine how the regular mall food courters reacted to that Chris.
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"Hey Gertrude, the gay boy from McDonald's that used to wear the cat necklace is a drag queen now."
"Oh, he'll get a lickin' from the local black boys if they see him all dolled up like that!"
 
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