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[He Sets Me On Fire]

Like everything else in Chris's life, he quickly loses enthusiasm for things once they're no longer shiny and new (not to mention the fact that he's a lazy fuck). Trying to make himself look presentable as a woman would take far too much effort and cause him great stress. He's now putting the bare minimum amount of effort into the whole 'Tomgirl' thing, just like he did towards the end of the Sonichu comic run.

It seemed to me that Chris also viewed his embracing the Tomgirl thing as an act of rebellion / defiance. As if dressing up as an ugly, fat, smelly transvestite would teach those ]P a lesson!

Yes, I am a Tomgirl, and I am damn proud of it. I have embraced and appreciated my feminine side. I am still totally heterosexual. Otherwise, I would be a full-blown you-know-what. [...] I have been more self-confident, and I have a sweet sashay walk, hair and wink flirts, and I am greeting women left and right.

What everyone should understand is that Christian Chandler is an awesomely attractive Tomgirl, no matter how little effort he puts into it, and should be explosively grateful for whatever amount of Tomgirl he kindly doles out to us.

 

[soIregistered]

Has Chris ever made a comparison to the Trail of Tears before? Does he even know about it?

I was wondering the same thing. And if that was him, that's one of his most offensive "I'm the victim comparisons" yet. But as most have said, this is almost surely not him.

 

[CalmMyTits]

"Trail of Tears, where some of us went into hiding…."

jesus fucking christ Chris, the reason their numbers became so reduced was not because they hid, it was because they DIED along the forced march.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I'm 99% sure Veronica is a troll.

On the Facebook page she corrected KEnnth when he mispelled Chris's curse, only a Christorian or a troll with have that knowledge.

I will give her/them 10 points for effort though, a few years earlier this would have sucked Chris in and given us a show. Now his paranoia and plain apathy protect him for such fun shenanigans.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

"Trail of Tears, where some of us went into hiding…."

jesus fucking christ Chris, the reason their numbers became so reduced was not because they hid, it was because they DIED along the forced march.

I'm just waiting for Chris to refer to the death of his e-girlfriends (Ivy, etc) as his own personal Holocaust.

 

[BigAltheGreat921]

Yeah... not Chris.

To my (mild) surprise, Veronica sent me the email.

She said that her email address and phone number were originally on her Facebook profile. She set them to private after things blew up on the anti-bullying site.

No semicolons, not Chris. He's been known to use as many as four per sentence, and never goes more than a couple of sentences without using one.

You know, I don't get why people are pretending to be Chris. Who are they exactly, and does Chris know that they're doing this? ]P

 

[rocket]

She's a troll and she's a particularly dumb one.

I'm not sure wtf it is with people pretending they have an inside link to Chris in order to ingratiate themselves to the Christorian community but boy it's annoying, whether it's Bra-Selling Walmart Girl or McDonalds Ban Girl or Fake Troll Page Email Girl.

Knock it off you spergs. If you want to be popular in this strange little corner of weirdos just show up and act like a normal person and hang out in the chat and post over in General

edit: why is it always a girl good god ladies you're making it hard for the rest of your gender over here

 

[fridgesrants]

Yeah... not Chris.

To my (mild) surprise, Veronica sent me the email.

She said that her email address and phone number were originally on her Facebook profile. She set them to private after things blew up on the anti-bullying site.

No semicolons, not Chris. He's been known to use as many as four per sentence, and never goes more than a couple of sentences without using one.

Also Chris would have attacked Megan and Snyder if he wrote it. A troll definitely wrote this message.

 

[Thetan]

She's a troll and she's a particularly dumb one.

I'm not sure wtf it is with people pretending they have an inside link to Chris in order to ingratiate themselves to the Christorian community but boy it's annoying, whether it's Bra-Selling Walmart Girl or McDonalds Ban Girl or Fake Troll Page Email Girl.

Knock it off you spergs. If you want to be popular in this strange little corner of weirdos just show up and act like a normal person and hang out in the chat and post over in General

edit: why is it always a girl good god ladies you're making it hard for the rest of your gender over here

I vote troll as well.

As far as being a girl, how can we be sure this isn't some 12 or 13 year old Bluespike wannabe? Seems like an amateurish, almost desperate attempt to troll Chris. As I said before, I don't know what the original intention was, but it didn't really have the potential to go anywhere

 

[Count groudon]

Eh, Chris is still going to blame the trolls though. Once again:

None of those crap videos are me; they never reflected who I was or am ever. I have been greatly misunderstood and raped by those Trolls.

I REALLY hate it when he says he was "raped". Yes Chris, being made fun of for being the living embodiment of fail is the same as being held down and having your body violently defiled

 

[GFYS]

Giving her the benefit of the doubt, it's trivially easy to spoof email addresses and even have the IP address resolve to AOL (or another big ISP like Brighthouse, Comcast, AT&T, etc. which often are plagued with botnets running on unsuspecting customers' systems). I confess to having done it a few times myself - as well as pretending to be someone else just to act like an asshole to random people online. To me, it's a casual source of giggles during a long day of pretending to look busy at work. There are many other people with many other reasons for spoofing other people's identities, and it's common enough that there are some anti-catfishing support groups these days. Even if the reason is entirely frivolous, some folks need that fix.

I'm not sure wtf it is with people pretending they have an inside link to Chris in order to ingratiate themselves to the Christorian community but boy it's annoying, whether it's Bra-Selling Walmart Girl or McDonalds Ban Girl or Fake Troll Page Email Girl.

Whether it was Veronica, or some bored kid who thought it'd be fun to devote a few minutes to acting like Chris to stir up an anti-bullying community (they're a popular target)... This would have been trivially easy, especially if their marks aren't familiar enough to recognize copypasta or how to authenticate emails. Keep in mind that it's not always "epic weening,", and not every attempt is meant to impress this forum. I'm not saying it's not the more likely possibility, but we probably shouldn't always assume that we're the center of the Chris-Сhan universe. Like, when I mail silly pickle-themed gifts to Chris every so often... It's not because I have some delusion that I'm driving Chris crazy, that guys like ABL or Marvin tear their hair out because I steal their limelight, or because I want to impress The All-Mighty Rocket© (do not copy). I do shit like that because I get a cheap giggle out of it. That's it.

 

[DV 259]

If that was OPL, he wouldn't have used commas to list adjectives, (ie: instead of "caring, loving family" it'd be "caring and loving family"). Also, he would've totally signed it "Christian Weston Chandler," what with his obsession with his entire name and all.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

To my (mild) surprise, Veronica sent me the email.

That email just screams fake as fuck. It's written in the style of Classic Chris and a lot of the lines are taken pretty much verbatim from [cwc=Captain's_Log,_Stardate_November_7th,_2007]Chris' first ever Captain's Log[/cwc], back when Chris believed he was a beloved but misunderstood role model. That Chris is dead and has been for years, now he's not interested in much more than simply not dying alone.

 

[KatsuKitty]

To my (mild) surprise, Veronica sent me the email.

That email just screams fake as fuck. It's written in the style of Classic Chris and a lot of the lines are taken pretty much verbatim from [cwc=Captain's_Log,_Stardate_November_7th,_2007]Chris' first ever Captain's Log[/cwc], back when Chris believed he was a beloved but misunderstood role model. That Chris is dead and has been for years, now he's not interested in much more than simply not dying alone.

Fake, and I say so because I don't think Chris is using that email anymore.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

I am also one sixteenth Cherokee, and like my Cherokee brothers and sisters....

Shit like that does my head in, just because you've got a tiny amount of Cherokeean genetic material in you, it doesn't bestow the attributes and history of that culture upon you. If I decided to trace my lineage back far enough, I'm certain I'd find Scandinavian elements in it, but I don't claim to be a fucking Viking.

 

[Male]

I doubt chris had the energy to type all of that on his iphone.

 

[Some JERK]

I am also one sixteenth Cherokee, and like my Cherokee brothers and sisters....

Shit like that does my head in, just because you've got a tiny amount of Cherokeean genetic material in you, it doesn't bestow the attributes and history of that culture upon you. If I decided to trace my lineage back far enough, I'm certain I'd find Scandinavian elements in it, but I don't claim to be a fucking Viking.

^This.

Technically I'm 1/8th Cherokee (in the system of measuring before homologous recombination was really understood. in reality i'm probably closer to about 0%), but I've never and would never claim to be Native American, or use the word 'us' when talking about the Cherokee as Chris does. I get the feeling that my blonde hair, blue eyes, and pale-as-fuck skin might just make such claims suspect.

My younger sister could definitely pass though. She has dark hair, brown eyes and olive skin. My older, and equally hopelessly-white sister and i used to tell her that she was the mailman's kid all the time.

The rage. Oh the rage. It makes me happy to this day.

Anyway, i'm white as fuck and i don't claim to be English, Irish, or anything else. I'm 'Murrican dammit! My heritage consists of nothing but shitty cheese and even shittier beer. I have to live with that. So should Chris.

 

[Zero Gun: Fenrir]

Chris was trying to make it seem as if he'd suffered some horrible tragedy with the Cherokee remark, although, since this was a troll, it really doesn't matter.

 

[rocket]

As far as being a girl, how can we be sure this isn't some 12 or 13 year old Bluespike wannabe?

oh haha we can't, I was just being a jackass about the pattern

 

[bradsternum]

Christ all fucking mighty, why are people even bothering picking apart what is said in that e-mail? It is clearly a fake. This has already been pointed out, but I felt like it should be pointed out again because people are still getting pissed off over the troll e-mail...