FB Update 7/6/2014 - Wise Thoughts from a Wise Man

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Now make it black and white and give him a fedora.

 

[Thetan]

All kidding aside, it's good Chris finally figured out how things evolve. Took him 32 years, but hey he's evolving too.

I'm still wondering just what he's evolving into.

All modern day coffee is just dirty water. Think about it. It is true and funny.

Even more so for the "toilet coffee" brewed at Chez Chandler.

 

[Coldgrip]

If Barb is a snorlax, that would make Chris a munchlax. This means Chris will evolve into Barb. It's true and funny.

 

[pickleniggo]

If Barb is a snorlax, that would make Chris a munchlax. This means Chris will evolve into Barb. It's true and funny.

You beat me to that joke. I'm just going to leave this here:

(It's still true and funny.)

 

[Thetan]

Tomgirls are just the modern version of closeted homo-gays. Think about it. It's true and funny.

 

[PCA]

Wow, he just totally blew my mind!

 

[Christ-Chan]

I think Chris' persistent insistence that others should "think about" something is very hypocritical since he never, you know, thought about anything

 

[Pinhead]

"I was about to be handcuffed, but I would not have another handcuffing, so I fought, I was pinned, and I was handcuffed." Think a bit about it, it is true and funny.

 

[Count Olaf]

Close......sort of. But still. . .

 

[Gothicserpent]

You beat me to that joke. I'm just going to leave this here:

(It's still true and funny.)

But Munchlax needs love to evolve into Snorlax. Chris seems to be getting no love at the moment or in the near future.

 

[Holdek]

All kidding aside, it's good Chris finally figured out how things evolve. Took him 32 years, but hey he's evolving too.

Ya I mean, he is correct.

Well except the part about it being funny.

 

[slimac55]

ready for any hipster's tumblr

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[Enceladeans]

This ought to be expanded upon (and because I don't have anything else to do on a Sunday afternoon...

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All right, I want in on this. And yes, I know Papyrus is a horrible font. I was going for as much of a shitty "smart inspirational quote poster" vibe as possible.

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[Holdek]

Please make one that says, "Hmm, yeah." Also make one that says, "All that is down is only the floor." Also, "I digress."

 

[No Haggle]

Man I wish I was at my computer. The mail bags are gold mines for "inspirational quotes"

I am strict not on the people's personalities, but ONLY on the Acts and lifestyle they have. HOMOSEXUALITY IS JUST PLAIN WRONG AND UNNATURAL.

CWC 2 December 2009

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

"I am retarded"

 

[CatParty]

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Please make one that says, "Hmm, yeah." Also make one that says, "All that is down is only the floor." Also, "I digress."

Spoiler: Since you asked...

 

[CWCTime]

Please make one that says, "Hmm, yeah." Also make one that says, "All that is down is only the floor." Also, "I digress."

Check out the third question below. Looks like Chris is actually proud enough of "All that is down is only the floor" to approve it.

 

[Muncie Anderson]

No. The real answer is the Pittsburgh Pirates, isn't it?