FBI's Most Wanted got updated...

[ShahOfIran1979]

Y'all can dox anyone in 10 minutes, so do your best.

 

[Gan Ying]

Not the Federal Government's personal army

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Lot of dark meat on the menu.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Not the Federal Government's personal army

The CIA niggers glow in the dark, you can see them if you're driving. You just run them over, that's what you do.

Edit: one guy's last name is literally "Innocent".

 

[lil chuddy]

>vitel'homme innocent
michel houellebecq could never come up with this shit in his wildest dreams

 

[Meth Dick]

Idk you guys I think one of them might be innocent

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

Lot of dark meat on the menu.

Only 1 black, (who's Haitian) 6 Hispanics, 1 Indian, 1 Gypsy, and 1 White. I wasn't trying to race-bait but it's a weird mix I wouldn't expect.

(Also, the one white guy on the list is a Canadian ex Olympic skier who joined the Sinaloa Cartel. ??)

 

[An Account]

Where’s Joshua Conner Moon?

 

[Xenu]

I'm going to guess what their crimes are. (From Top-left to right-bottom)

• Omar Alexander Cardenas - A fan of My Little Pony and started a cartoon review youtube channel, has schizophrenia and committed a shooting in honour of his virtual gf.
• Ryan James Wedding - They needed a random white guy so the list would not be racist. His crime is being a Caucasian.
• Fransico Javier Roman-Bardales - Having a identity crisis and thinks that he is white, terrorism.
• Vitel'Homme Innocent - He Didnu Nuffin
• Fausto Isidro Meza-flores - Arrested for impersonating Nikocado Avacado.
• Alejandro Rosales Castillo - Drug dealing, wants to become next the Pablo Escobar all because he watched some netflix show.
• Ruja Ignatova - Gypsy, self-explanatory.
• Yulan Adonay Archaga Carias - Worships the Aztec gods, sacrificed a random stranger on the street to appease Tlaloc.
• Pajeet Patel - Public indecency alongside with open defecation, illegally immigrated and attempts to scam people online.
• Wilver Villegas-Palomino - Professional border hopper

Guys, I already cracked the code, no need for a source from the unreliable F.B.I.

 

[Sprate Header]

one guy's last name is literally "Innocent".

He's clearly been falsely accused.

 

[Punished Derich]

Castillo is likely in rural mexico where he will never be turned in or picked up.

 

[Kiwi Yuga]

(Also, the one white guy on the list is a Canadian ex Olympic skier who joined the Sinaloa Cartel. ??)

My takeaway is that Canada and Mexico are working together. This explains why Trump has been targeting Canada with this tariff business.

 

[Tablet County]

Is that Boogie in the top left? And isn't that Eddie Murphy next to Fausto there?

 

[neger psykolog]

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Only one chick and she's a fatty. Lol, you be you, FBI.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Send dick pics.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

Ryan James Wedding used to be an Olympic snowboarder. His nicknames are "Public Enemy" (very on the nose) "Giant" (even though he's only 6'3") and "El Jefe". He's apparently a big cocaine dealer now.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Not the Federal Government's personal army

Say whatever you want, but they absolutely pay out the bounty.

 

[Meat Target]

Nice try, Ralph. The Mexican tan and hair dye aren't fooling anyone.

 

[Ass to Ass]

I looked at the list and my first thought was, "damn, I bet all these people have met each other at a quinceañera."