Feature Suggestion: Happening Gamba events - You know when news breaks that someone like Balldo or Chris Chan is in jail but we have no more info yet? Let's Gamba!

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

So what if we had a feature wherein during these events, a thread/subforum moderator could post a poll with suggested options, and your vote tally is recorded on your profile or by your PFP on your posts? This is a fun idea that would also help us quickly identify Glow-In-The-Darks as well as Psychics. Clearly the Farms is currently helpless from Psychic attacks, and some minor feature to slowly identify them would be priceless. Think of how often the Farms has called this or that event, would be neat to have recorded that you were there. This is an interesting engagement mechanic which encourages people to read, and make good predictions, and may increase the amount of people leaving their in-Farms micro bubbles for more cross-culture assimilation. As a result you'd have less insulated pockets like the DSP subforum was/is wherein retardation can breed unfettered.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk. I've attached a picture of a bird I saw while visiting family recently because it's good for your brain chemicals.


You have been blessed by the bird of good decisions! Implement this feature one day in order to reap 3 and one half days of good luck!

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

What in hell are you talking about?

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

What in hell are you talking about?

The ability to have some kind of permanent tally of times people were correct on polls regarding happenings of lolcows, for fun and engagement, and to encourage people to get out of their lolcow bubbles/explore the forums. New members tend to shit up one corner indefinitely, especially since the covid boom.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

is that a blue jay?
blue jays are cool, i support that blue jay and the good decisions its blesses upon us

 

[Londo]

The ability to have some kind of permanent tally of times people were correct on polls regarding happenings of lolcows, for fun and engagement, and to encourage people to get out of their lolcow bubbles/explore the forums. New members tend to shit up one corner indefinitely, especially since the covid boom.

So essentially like a virtual football league but with lolcows

Strasse predicts that X cow will have a heart attack by X date = 5 points tallied up? Is that the general idea?

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

there used to be currency like Dindus and Good Boy Points, iirc the theory was to eventually figure out ways to bet them or other silly usages but keeping the site up against endless attacks got in the way

 

[ChunkyKong]

We should make a version of Keno and coin flip but the cards and coins are lolcows and we can bet reaction points on them so we can RP as Bossman.