Feb 5 2021 - Chris wants to play with taser to activate the Merge

[Hogar Grupal]

Him experimenting with a taser is like the time he tried to make coffee and ended up burning the house. The difference is Chris was't using the Kurig to go into another dimension. There really should be a court order preventing Chris from obtaining such items like pepper spray, tasers and bats.

 

[Kuruminha]

Him experimenting with a taser is like the time he tried to make coffee and ended up burning the house. The difference is Chris was't using the Kurig to go into another dimension. There really should be a court order preventing Chris from obtaining such items like pepper spray, tasers and bats.

There really should be a court order preventing Chris from society in general.

 

[A Grey Cat]

There really should be a court order preventing Chris from society in general.

we used to have something like that, it was called mental institutions.

 

[Retarded INTP]

Him experimenting with a taser is like the time he tried to make coffee and ended up burning the house. The difference is Chris was't using the Kurig to go into another dimension. There really should be a court order preventing Chris from obtaining such items like pepper spray, tasers and bats.

The coffee stuff in the bathroom was a Chris thing ? Wasn't it a Barb thing ?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

The coffee stuff in the bathroom was a Chris thing ? Wasn't it a Barb thing ?

I was under the impression that Barb was too lazy to do so. Also I think even she was smart enough not to do what Chris did.

 

[Cupronickel]

The coffee stuff in the bathroom was a Chris thing ? Wasn't it a Barb thing ?

I don't think it was ever specified. The CWCki just mentions the frayed extension cord and it being in the bathroom. Isn't Chris more of a soda guy anyway? Just check out his old MyCokeRewards transactions...

 

[Hambubger]

Chris has officially entered the state of desperation Barb probably doesn't have much time. Using a taser to kickstart a cataclysmic event is just a way of trying to bargain a dream with a harsh reality

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Chris has officially entered the state of desperation Barb probably doesn't have much time. Using a taser to kickstart a cataclysmic event is just a way of trying to bargain a dream with a harsh reality

I'm not surprised that Barb is not involved. At this point I'm willing to bet she wants him dead so she can have that $400 mattress to herself. After all, no man would want her now, except for her son.

 

[Black Yoshi]

no man would want her now, except for her son.

You'd be shocked but...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerontophilia

I'm sure someone out there has the hots for her, I mean consider that Sockass had a boner for Chris' obese troon form.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

You'd be shocked but...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerontophilia

I'm sure someone out there has the hots for her, I mean consider that Sockass had a boner for Chris' obese troon form.

Add to that fact that Barb initially was a drunken whore, and even Chris knew when she lost her virginity and her lack of sex life with Bob.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

He really is that stupid to harm himself. Chris just don't.

 

[Niggernerd]

Guess you could say it was quite a shock to hear about this.

 

[RebelRein1488x]

Screenshots? Archives?

Praetor showed their purchase history of a pikachu mask and a taser on November 15, 2020:

Praetor’s purchase archive
That’s the only evidence I could find so far.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Praetor showed their purchase history of a pikachu mask and a taser on November 15, 2020:
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Praetor’s purchase archive
That’s the only evidence I could find so far.

I'm guessing Barb is eyeing those sales seeing how much she pressured Chris to sell prior to his ebay account being terminated

 

[Shibaru]

This is gonna end very poorly, I Can feel it.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

It's been a day. Has he tased himself to death yet?

If Chris tases himself I bet he’ll do it on the sacred day of his birthday on February 24th.

 

[Cupronickel]

I'm not surprised that Barb is not involved. At this point I'm willing to bet she wants him dead so she can have that $400 mattress to herself. After all, no man would want her now, except for her son.

Barb is pretty much just alive and nothing else. Consider her as a "dumb terminal" for Chris's antics.

 

[Old Greg]

The taser will play Chris
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For a moment there I thought that actually was Chris.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I don't think it was ever specified. The CWCki just mentions the frayed extension cord and it being in the bathroom. Isn't Chris more of a soda guy anyway? Just check out his old MyCokeRewards transactions...

IIRC due to the amount of shit in the house, there was an extension cord running between the kitchen (location of the Keurig) and location of the power socket (the bathroom), and the way the cord was positioned meant that the cord was worn down as the door was opened and closed.

So, when Chris turned on the Keurig that fateful morning, the cord sparked and so ignited the house because of the amount of flammable crap everywhere.

 

[Shabobus]

Praetor showed their purchase history of a pikachu mask and a taser on November 15, 2020:
View attachment 1903647
Praetor’s purchase archive
That’s the only evidence I could find so far.

They're dumb enough to incriminate themselves on the off-chance something serious happens. Chris is either rubbing off on them or they're as dumb as he is.