Feb 5 2021 - Chris wants to play with taser to activate the Merge

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A random thought - I’m no scientist but if Chris tases himself that has the possibility of him not being able to loosen his grasp, from the New Scientist:
In other cases, particularly where the source of the current is
something they are holding, the victim’s arms and hand muscles may lock onto it.
They are unable to let go and, if nothing else intervenes, they may die through
heart fibrillation or electrocution.
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The Dude said:
And honestly, it'll serve him right if he goes through with it. It wouldn't leave any lasting harm and certainly isn't going to kill him, it'll just hurt for a little while. If he's honestly going to be this wilfully stupid and will happily shock himself with a stun gun while wearing a big ol' shit-eating grin, then I say let it happen. I don't hold any delusions about this "fixing" Chris or teaching him any lessons, I just see it as the natural consequences of a man wilfully sabotaging his own life with childish bullshit and escaping into power fantasies instead of dealing with his problems like an adult. This is the life Chris has created for himself, and all because he didn't want to grow up.
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This what Borb, mainly Bob, feared at. As much as he tried, he couldn't get Chris to straighten up and act right. Bob was too old to keep up with him, and Chris kept on getting in trouble. After his Ohio adventure, I thought Bob would have done more with Chris in terms of not listening to the trolls, but nothing really happened and it was business as usual for Chris.
 
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CwC said: I confide with you: Vaughn's real name, Daniel Arias, and his real phone number: +1 702-534-5503


Probably fake Vaughn/LAnon has been faggy as fuck from the start, with the letters the bottle of wine, but who knows.
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That is a Nevada area code. Yet I work at Martha's Vineyard in Virginia. That also isn't even the name I gave him.
 
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I refer you to my prior analogy with the monkey and the gun. it's been days and we have no video or visual confirmation to verify that chris has done anything with the taser just that he has one. It's at this point we're no longer scared the monkey will hurt someone or itself and instead we're prodding at the cage rattling the bars and trying to get it too do something with the weapon it has.
 
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Larry Vaughn said:
That is a Nevada area code. Yet I work at Martha's Vineyard in Virginia. That also isn't even the name I gave him.
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What were you trying to do with the letter the chase the wine the LAnon persona?
What was your end game?
None of this I was worried shite, what were you thinking in the first place?
 
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What were you trying to do with the letter the chase the wine the LAnon persona?
What was your end game?
None of this I was worried shite, what were you thinking in the first place?
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So my end goal with Chris was to get him to stop the merge or at least get some help. With most things, Chris stops doing it once it feels like work. If I kept him busy with random stuff, then I thought that he would eventually be like, "Y'know, this merge shit is hard work. Let's call it off."

As I went deeper in the rabbit hole, my focus shifted more towards making Praetor look like the bunch of incompetent clowns that they are. The Watchmen at least try to reign Chris in, while Praetor is fucking nuts.

And if you were so worried, you could have contacted me on Twitter or via the burner phone number at any time.
 
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I wonder what Praetor’s corporate building looks like. I’m picturing 3 domed buildings.

And some tag line about imagination.
 
I'm just wondering if Chris farting about with tasers will merge us with the Syphon Filter universe.

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Larry Vaughn said:
Not to the extent of doxxing them, no. But I can share what someone close to Praetor told me about them after I got on their radar.

So my initial contact with them was when Christine sent me Caden's phone number and asked me to call him. I initially thought that he was going to tell me to fuck off, but he at the time at least entertained the idea of bringing 'us' (LAnon) on board. He pitched the idea of 'golden sonichu medallions' to me, which were basically regular Sonichu medallions with a code or something on them that would grant people access to a discord group to talk with Chris directly. He said that Christine "was a very busy woman with everything going on, and that Praetor basically served to screen out trolls from legitimate business dealings so she could have time to focus on her tasks." I said that I would entertain their offer, and I would just need to take a headcount of who would be interested in one.

Now I particularly wanted Chris to follow and interact with the furry fandom and other folks as a whole because I wanted to see if they could have legitimate business dealings with people. The results of that are pretty obvious when he sent those messages out in bulk when they were only supposed to go to a couple of other lolcows.

At this point, I would have thought that Chris was on to me, if not for some really random message from someone else wondering what the hell was going on (quite a few people have approached me wondering how the hell I got Chris to do what I did). I explained who I was to them (a troll), and they said that they knew that, because the Praetor groups they were in were going apeshit over what I did, and they wanted to see for themselves. I asked them about Praetor, and they told me quite a few things about them and Chris, which I will simply list off:

-Praetor was the brainchild of Caden, and was initially just like the Teen Troon Squad before they had the idea to make a cult around Christine, and eventually even this devolved into them basically becoming a slightly less shitty version of the idea guys 2.0

-They work in a nasty basement painting Sonichu medallions to sell. Now people seem to think that they just give Chris the money. They don't, they basically hold it from him unless he does what they want

-The amount of money they make is apparently enough that Christine could have hired a private investigator to come after me, and this person contacted me after Chris threatened to call the cops on me

-My 'big plan' (Sending Chris to Florida) was apparently liked by Caden, to the point that he would pay for a ticket for Chris

-Chris claimed that Null was on Praetor's side, and was working with them to hunt me down (whether this is real or a delusion of Chris' is yet to be determined)

In Regards to Chris, there are some pretty shocking and disturbing revelations about him this person told me:

-The Sonichu roleplay is basically a thing 24/7, and includes characters such as Pickle Rick, Morty, and Yogi Bear

-Chris is getting nervous why the merge isn't happening, which is likely a motivation for why he was open to tazing himself

-Chris is still going after his high school galpals to the point that people close to him have had to contact them to change their Facebook profiles

-Despite his obsession with them, he has yet to attend a high school reunion because it's full of trolls

-He thinks that everyone is a troll to some degree

-Oh, and when he thinks he's talking to them, he drops the charade that he's Sonichu

-He developed an obsession with symbols and math, thinking that it will help to bring about the merge
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So Caden is or isn’t one of the people in these photos?
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Larry Vaughn said:
So my end goal with Chris was to get him to stop the merge or at least get some help. With most things, Chris stops doing it once it feels like work. If I kept him busy with random stuff, then I thought that he would eventually be like, "Y'know, this merge shit is hard work. Let's call it off."

As I went deeper in the rabbit hole, my focus shifted more towards making Praetor look like the bunch of incompetent clowns that they are. The Watchmen at least try to reign Chris in, while Praetor is fucking nuts.

And if you were so worried, you could have contacted me on Twitter or via the burner phone number at any time.
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Just tell him the only way to activate the merge is through physical strength and endurance, not just psychic nonsense.
Tell "Sonichu" he must channel his former bodies speed to Jumpstart the merge, a least a mile of running without stopping or getting winded. In order for that to happen, he needs to practice an hour a day and soon Chris and sonichu will be back in their bodies and the merge will finish.
He'll of course lie about doing it, so once he has to start providing proof or have a work out trainer to keep him in line, he will try wrapping this stupidity.
 
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