Feb 5 2021 - Chris wants to play with taser to activate the Merge

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You know I was starting to think Chris was getting boring. Left the forums for a bit. But of course the moment I go, ol' Christian "My body is mostly electricity so a taser wont hurt me" Chandler pulls me right back. I see people wondering if Chris is going to end up accidentally killing himself if he does this, but what I want to know is what are the odds of him catching his house on fire due to some freak accident with the taser? I'm just saying, there's ALOT of flammable stuff in that house and most of it is still scared from the last time it caught on fire. If it DOES happen Chris might escape again, but his mother might be Barb-B-Que.
 
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Count Olaf said:
You know I was starting to think Chris was getting boring. Left the forums for a bit. But of course the moment I go, ol' Christian "My body is mostly electricity so a taser wont hurt me" Chandler pulls me right back. I see people wondering if Chris is going to end up accidentally killing himself if he does this, but what I want to know is what are the odds of him catching his house on fire due to some freak accident with the taser? I'm just saying, there's ALOT of flammable stuff in that house and most of it is still scared from the last time it caught on fire. If it DOES happen Chris might escape again, but his mother might be Barb-B-Que.
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If the house goes up again, it's bye-bye 14BC for good.
 
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Tikbalang said:
When will the Midlife Crisis saga begin?
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Chris' whole adult life has been dedicated to reliving his youth. He's been in the middle of his mid-life crisis for twenty years. And with his poor health/diet habits, living in a disgusting house, and impending homelessness, he's going to be lucky to make it to his mid-50s.
 
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The Dude said:
Chris' whole adult life has been dedicated to reliving his youth. He's been in the middle of his mid-life crisis for twenty years. And with his poor health/diet habits, living in a disgusting house, and impending homelessness, he's going to be lucky to make it to his mid-50s.
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i kind of hope he passes away in sleep, ending his agony.
 
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Nobue said:
Annirenee isn't bad. I'd let her exploit my mental illness, if you know what I mean.
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Too bad she's just posting generic lewds. What would happen if a sperg decide to send a bunch of her nudes to Praetor ? This is a real question by the way, not a tard plan. I'm curious.
 
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Too bad she's just posting generic lewds. What would happen if a sperg decide to send a bunch of her nudes to Praetor ? This is a real question by the way, not a tard plan. I'm curious.
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I managed to overlook the nudes, apparently. I'm just thinking of that office pic. I'd had a couple when I wrote that.
 
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JenkinsJinkies said:
Isn't Praetor just this group of 3 weens? The other two are probably subbed to her onlyfans already
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It’s those 3 and 1 guy
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