[February 2021 - ????] DSP Tries It: Divinity: Original Sin II

So he's been banging on that this isn't a streaming game (excuses), and it's a game that you hardly progress in, newer releases are way more fun then this and take priority, It's not a game you play on a console for a casual player, the controls suck, the menus are cumbersome, it's an RPG you play on a PC and he's going to be playing this an entire year till Christmas maybe (in reality we all know that the green hasn't been rolling in that much at all, so he's looking for reasons to drop the game and run, I'll give him maybe another 2-3 weeks and he'll drop this game).

Doubt he'll feel any sort of guilt that he let his "fans" down and had to stop a viewers choice.
 
All that is to say nothing of the fact that Phil ran from this game for quite some time, therefore any excuses he comes up with for dropping it are automatically suspect because he obviously didn't want to play it in the first place.

I previously remarked that this was way too nerdy for him, and, true to form, Phil has gone below even my meager expectations by failing to grasp even basic shit like magic armor being protection from magic effects like being petrified. It's like he deliberately deletes all the gaming-related data in his brain at the end of every day. I don't care that he doesn't like video games, they're the livelihood he chose, he should be retaining information on them if he wants to be taken seriously. But he won't because he doesn't know how to pick his battles. He has to get his way on everything, every time. What a baby...
 
All that is to say nothing of the fact that Phil ran from this game for quite some time, therefore any excuses he comes up with for dropping it are automatically suspect because he obviously didn't want to play it in the first place.

I previously remarked that this was way too nerdy for him, and, true to form, Phil has gone below even my meager expectations by failing to grasp even basic shit like magic armor being protection from magic effects like being petrified. It's like he deliberately deletes all the gaming-related data in his brain at the end of every day. I don't care that he doesn't like video games, they're the livelihood he chose, he should be retaining information on them if he wants to be taken seriously. But he won't because he doesn't know how to pick his battles. He has to get his way on everything, every time. What a baby...
If the game doesn't play itself its the developers fault that Phil can't make any headway into a game.

Phil did nothing wrong and everything right, he is god, he is the Messiah of gaming. We are all wrong folks just admit it, we are just the Mohrons of Gaming.
 
So he's been banging on that this isn't a streaming game (excuses), and it's a game that you hardly progress in, newer releases are way more fun then this and take priority, It's not a game you play on a console for a casual player, the controls suck, the menus are cumbersome, it's an RPG you play on a PC and he's going to be playing this an entire year till Christmas maybe (in reality we all know that the green hasn't been rolling in that much at all, so he's looking for reasons to drop the game and run, I'll give him maybe another 2-3 weeks and he'll drop this game).

Doubt he'll feel any sort of guilt that he let his "fans" down and had to stop a viewers choice.
I'd say that it is a great streaming game. If you played this game a certain way, you can watch someone else play it with different builds and see what strategies they use to tackle the same obstacles.
 
I'd say that it is a great streaming game. If you played this game a certain way, you can watch someone else play it with different builds and see what strategies they use to tackle the same obstacles.
The fact that Phil would never even attempt that is more than enough reason to believe it when people say that he sucks as a streamer.

Unfortunately for him, it's very far from being the only reason.
 
He's a "casualized gamer" guys.
WTF even is that? He makes it sound like he got turned from a dedicated gamer against his will. Like he's actually blaming his "job" for what meager skills he once possessed going to shit over the years. "All these mainstream triple-a games have casualized me dood, nuthin' I could do!"

Makes me think of "Africanized killer bee", except that is actually a thing, instead of something invented by a fucking weirdo.
 
That's where my mind went too; over the years his "job" has "casualized" him? What? The man is retarded.
 
That's where my mind went too; over the years his "job" has "casualized" him? What? The man is retarded.
It would be one thing if such assertions by him were apologetic, like he's telling his audience that he hasn't played enough challenging games and it has taken a toll on him, or something. But Phil doesn't ever frame anything that way, he NEVER talks about things he doesn't like about himself, or ways in which he has, to any extent, let himself go. He doesn't consider his fighting game skills rusty in the least, when just about anyone else who hasn't competed in many years absolutely would.

That's a level of lack of accountability that just astonishes me. You'll never see Phil openly, honestly lament things he does that contribute to him being stuck with his situation. Ever. He's the crackhead who doesn't hate doing crack, he hates that people call him one. Anything that comes out of his mouth like "casualized gamer" is going to be an excuse, an out for NOT doing things, never an acknowledgement that he has work to do.

It's no wonder that he wound up with such a trash rep. Human beings are not meant to be so static throughout their entire lives, I've never met anybody who was a good person without having changed over the years in order to become so. No one is born being what they need to be for life. We're all a work in progress, and I think Phil has even said so, except it was just an excuse for being an immature little fuck who "has totally changed", and grounds for demanding that people not all him out anymore when he demonstrates otherwise.
Yeah, I was mocking Phil's assertion that he's become less adept at gaming over the years, despite having done it nearly day for the last 12 years or so.
It's mind-boggling, isn't it? Especially if it's not deliberate, out of spite.
 
Yeah, it's the 10,000 hour rule. From Malcolm Gladwell (I think), after 10,000 hours of practice at something, you become absolutely dogshit at doing it, right?
:story: :stress:
That rule functions on the assumption that you're using the time directed at getting better at the task or skill. They don't account for looking for a fifty bit bitch to hand hold you in relay chat online as counting towards the hour threshold. It also assumes you're not getting paid for it and you're maximizing your effort at the task out of a desire to improve which is a sentence structure that is as completely divorced from Phil's life as Kat will be here shortly when she finds the WWE Champions budget engulfed the daily bills totals.
 
Oh, the casualized gamer thing just dawned on me after reading your analyses. It's more Phil weaseltalk. He's lowkey acknowledging that since he himself has been picking and choosing only babymode games since at least November 2020, even exploiting adaptive difficulty in PvP games or flat out refusing to play ranked, choosing instead to dunk on scrub lobbies in the 30th anniversary SF collection, he's gotten used to playing on babymode and doesn't want anything else. He's "casualized", you see.

I've been saying this for a while, but coming off of months and months of super easy releases played only on normal or below, cheesed, read on guides and handheld through has finished dulling Phil's edge. This might be just him confirming the theory, or coming to terms with it on his own. He literally expects to just walk into every encounter in every game and win by mashing attack now. He's just stuck on "Chill N' Beg" mode and he can't get into gear again. With how lazy he's become, and how Phil at his very best only really ever amounted to a shitty flowcharter in a game that was already old as hell when he played it, I doubt he'll regain his skills. It's basically the Project 7 plot but for realsies.

The 10.000 hours theory holds very true in general, but of course 10.000 hours of playing Hello Kitty Online doesn't make you a master of games in general. Some skills do transfer between games, but Phil's best game is a 30 year old, extremely basic, tremendously broken title and the kicker is he himself doesn't even understand the basics of that one game. He frequently refers to "footsies" and "meaties" wrong, and he insists that he's got strong fundamentals in every fighting game thanks to his super turbo knowledge, when in reality he's a flowchart scrub in literally every fighting game he touches.

As for Divinity, he's undergeared and slightly underlevelled now, he's fucking himself over with gold gains and his weird newfound EW GURL COOTIES personality has fucked him out of access to the 2nd best character in the game, because she's edgy and has some obviously romantic scenes and all. I don't know if Ifan was also too sexy or too cool for him to take along, but that was also a terrible move. I'm behind on his footage, but honestly, 2 words tell you all you need to know if you're a fantasy nerd: Dwarf Ranger. Let's take this race that traditionally has never NOT been a sturdy frontline fighter or a surprisingly tanky wizard and make them a crit hit class with no inherent crit bonuses. Big ups.

At the pace he's going he'll have to admit defeat, restart the playthrough (Not happening) or just throw in some of the gift bag features that turn the game into Minecraft and just give you a way to grind gold, breaking the game completely. It would be basically cheating though, and given it's a viewer's choice, I don't think it would go over very well. Not that Phil would give a fuck, or that it would deter his whales, of course.
 
It's like he deliberately deletes all the gaming-related data in his brain at the end of every day.
He is the only person I am aware of on the PLANET who makes $100k+ and doesn't think about their job as soon as they clock out. How can he not be doing errands, taking a shit etc. and casually thinking 'oh yeah, if I do this thing and then that thing I can beat the bit I'm stuck on' or 'this is a good strategy'? He just does not give a shit, it's amazing.
 
How can he not be doing errands, taking a shit etc. and casually thinking 'oh yeah, if I do this thing and then that thing I can beat the bit I'm stuck on' or 'this is a good strategy'? He just does not give a shit, it's amazing.
He claims to be passionate, but passionate people do that exact thing all the time. Shit, even mildly interested people think about the games they've been playing.

Phil is the ultimate contradiction between action and desired result.
 
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He is playing some autistic pokemon on rail game.

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He is the only person I am aware of on the PLANET who makes $100k+ and doesn't think about their job as soon as they clock out. How can he not be doing errands, taking a shit etc. and casually thinking 'oh yeah, if I do this thing and then that thing I can beat the bit I'm stuck on' or 'this is a good strategy'? He just does not give a shit, it's amazing.
Or how to improve his stream during downtime, when his job and attached money fills his entire existence. Instead of investing in a greenscreen, webcam, professional artist, or any other quality enhancements which was either promised to or suggested by his fans, during a time when he was swimming in money.
But in usual Phil-fashion he waits till every problem solves itself, backfires as usual, and is now in neck-deep financial problems. Should have invested when it was possible, now the panic button is a continuous condition for most likely years to come.

Excuses don't solve problems, neither back then nor now. Even now it's not too late to pay for a cheap investment, likely resulting in more money.
Just-do-it.
 
Incoming wagequit or a wagequit threat tonight. Get your wallets out piglets Phils going to need your wallet in hand as you walk him through the game every step of the way. Don't have money? Don't worry tips aren't mandatory! But I guess your guys don't really like this game its been slow AGAIN. I don't know what do you guys think? Should I drop it? OIC says I should. Yeah Derich this game is boring ugh. * limp potato mode stares at chat* This game just isn't for me guys. If you guys want this game to continue Im going to need your help. Hint Hint. *Jasper jumps in front of the TV* Get down Jasper! Ugh nothing is going well tonight you guys *sigh*
 
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