Ferzu - facebook for furries

[Cthulu]

I swear we've had a thread about Ferzu in the past because I remember registering an account there to post screenshots in a thread we had.

Nonetheless, glad to see the website is still gross.

When the furry Apocalypse comes you shall be spared the oven

 

[drain]

https://www.grommr.com/

Fuck, you had to remind me about this...


also...

Amazing.

 

[El Garbage]

I'm probably seriously going to regret asking this, but WTF are

-knot play/tying = I think a "knot" is some part of animal genitalia
-macro/micro fantasies = jerking off to Godzilla
-musk = jerking off to sweat
-murrsuit = fucking in gross, sweaty mascot costumes. Musk included!
-oviposition = jerking off to animals laying eggs
-sheath play = docking, I'd guess.
-transformation = jerking off to people turning into other creatures, like in werewolf style.

Clearly a site worth joining.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

Ohhh-ho this site. I made an account there to follow a personal lolcow only to get banned a while later for having "I don't like trannies" on the profile. They sent me a hilarious essay on why that's hate speech followed immediately by ip-blocking me. So they are a tad touchy.

 

[Super Collie]

Ohhh-ho this site. I made an account there to follow a personal lolcow only to get banned a while later for having "I don't like trannies" on the profile. They sent me a hilarious essay on why that's hate speech followed immediately by ip-blocking me. So they are a tad touchy.

Any dating website whose gender options include tranny and non-binary is automatically for lolcows.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Disney cartoons were a mistake.

 

[Captain Smollett]

Fuck, you had to remind me about this...


also...
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Amazing.

"henti"

 

[Cripple]

These furries dox themselves lol
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>5'3", 200lbs
>> Non-binary, all pronouns okay! But don't call me a girl!

 

[CatParty]

back when we found this place, we made some good fake accounts. if you want to get good cringey messages from these degenerates, sign up as either a girl or a tranny. and most definitely sign up as a younger age.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

You're not wrong:

Yes, normal user can only do 2 searches a day without paying premium.

Because search can be used to DoS the site and they know it.

It's interesting that the same weirdo company owns all of these. What a wonderful scam.

 

[Lackadaisy]

>5'3", 200lbs
>> Non-binary, all pronouns okay! But don't call me a girl!

Tbf at those dimensions, you really are neither a man nor a woman.

 

[Kyria the Great]

So this is this site an offshoot of some fat fucking site or was it inspired by that sort of stuff? I don't know why I would want to watch two unattractive people bang. I assume the tranny thing is to mask that more than likely these folks are either gay or bisexual as liking that stuff is certainly in that category. What is so hard with just having the straight, gay, bi category?

 

[El Garbage]

What is so hard with just having the straight, gay, bi category?

:autism:

 

[Kyria the Great]

:autism:

That seems to be the answer for 75% of my questions on this site.

 

[nyess]

gonna need plenty of carbon monoxide poisoning

 

[The Giver]

Ya know how scientists and other nerds try to convince you that the increase in hurricanes and other natural disasters is due to global warming? Well that's a lie. It's God punishing us for allowing this degeneracy to continue.

Save the earth. Purge ferzu.

 

[AutistocLolCow]

Let me preface this by saying a Ferzu thread is way overdue wtf

@yawning sneasel and @CatParty pointed out the existence of Ferzu, a social media where furries gather in one site. How interesting are they? Let's start from the sign-up page, where you are treated with such lovely profile options:

After you signed up, you get to see the timeline where you can see status updates from all Ferzu users, along with trending hashtags and searches of the day:

Typical Ferzu profiles:

In case you're wondering, yes, this is the same site where wolfbitch / Kassie Marie Fournier was first discovered.

Bonus LOL pointed by @Ass Manager 3000: https://www.ferzu.com/Home/FAQ

Seems even more cancerous than a mixture of the older yiffstar with furaffinity's first version..

How do they even let themselves get this degenerate

Zero shame and zero privacy concerns (ala low IQ?)?
This site kinda reminds me of the movie Idiocracy.

Ferzu is a part of a network that was started by Grokio LLC. Grokio also owns other networks (Feabie, Chasabl, Grommr).

Feabie is a site for feeders and feedees. A feeder is someone who likes to put fat foods in fat people's fat faces.
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https://www.feabie.com/

Chasabl is a site for skinny people who like to fuck fat people and fat people looking for skinny people who want to fuck them.
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https://www.chasabl.com/

Grommr is basically a cross between feabie and chasabl for faggots.
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https://www.grommr.com/

I love how the skinny faggot they use in the grommr and chasabl front page looks like @bearycool

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lol on Grokio's forums people are outright asking them to take a stance on bestiality and pedophilia. I can see why they would about bestiality, pedophilia confuses me, though.

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http://forums.grokiolabs.com/forums...81567-ban-condoning-bestiality-and-pedophilia
http://archive.is/gAu8w

hang on, did the last 2 guys in the last screenshot.. accepted being a pedo and a zoo at same time?
wow...

 

[[Insert Meme Here]]

I'm probably seriously going to regret asking this, but WTF are:
-knot play/tying
-heat/estrus
-macro/micro fantasies
-musk
-murrsuit
-oviposition
-plus
-sheath play
-transformation

Sigh...

-knot/tying: dogs/wolves and some other animals have something on their dick called a knot, which is why dogs are "tied" together after having sex. Basically their dick has an inflatable plug at the base to hold two animals together.
-macro/micro: one person is giant and the other has shrunk.
-musk: gross body smell
-murrsuit: sex in a fursuit
-oviposition: where a creature implants its eggs into the body of another creature. In real life, insects the most common creatures that do this, but for some reason its popular with tentacle monsters and often used as a justification for mpreg scenarios.
-plus: I would assume plus-sized
-sheath play: again, dogs usually have their dicks encased in "sheaths" prior to arousal.
-transformation: comes in a lot of forms, but in this context probably means either a human turning into a furry or something like gaining massively huge breasts or a dong

And now you all know!

 

[drain]

-oviposition: where a creature implants its eggs into the body of another creature. In real life, insects the most common creatures that do this, but for some reason its popular with tentacle monsters and often used as a justification for mpreg scenarios.

you just know that they will create a wolf character that do this, because insects aren't cool enough for them

 

[MrTroll]

I can't wait for this thread to fill up with ultra-defensive kiwi furfags coming in to insist that they're normal, well-adjusted people and totally not like the kind of degenerates who use a site like this (which they're probably also secretly registered at anyway).