Ferzu - facebook for furries

[LoneCasshew]

I really don't want to know how these maniacs simulate same.

Sex toys exist that simulate similar experiences.
Kinda like the infamous dragon dildos, except its actually based on a real thing instead of an imaginary fictional creature.

 

[Cripple]

Knot play, I'm guessing, is something to do with how dogs copulate; the penis swells up and gets trapped in the vagina during intercourse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canine_reproduction#Copulation

I really don't want to know how these maniacs simulate same.

I doubt there's simulation involved.

 

[drain]

You'd figure for a site that proudly lets it furry userbase expose themselves (in more ways than one), they'd let them do whatever the fuck they want.

It's like the most autistic of double standards when you have fat guys in gimp masks make real life inflation videos. Or that guy in @Cthulhu's post where literally everything on his profile is "dicks". When you're as degenerate as that, making rules is kind of a moot point.

Yeah. I think that, at this point, they shoud ban all rules, minus the 'no pedos' because pedos are trash

 

[Big Nasty]

TOP NEWS FEED SEARCHES

#looking for a mate #cum inside #me

#skoal #moonshine

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I doubt there's simulation involved.

Oh shit. I just googled it. I wish I could pour hydrofluoric acid into my mind's eye now.

http://jezebel.com/knotting-is-the-weird-fanfic-sex-trend-that-cannot-be-u-1606931767

 

[Melkor]

Oh hey this looks like an interesting website--oh. A kinks/interests page. Nevermind.

 

[Computery Guy]

It's very rare that a site makes me want to hang myself to avoid reading its thread.

But I've already set up the rope at this point.

In all seriousness, though, it's always the sign of a serious goldmine when I keep clicking through the pages in sheer bile fascination. I predict a fertile grazing field for cows.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Knot play, I'm guessing, is something to do with how dogs copulate; the penis swells up and gets trapped in the vagina during intercourse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canine_reproduction#Copulation

I really don't want to know how these maniacs simulate same.

Spoiler: NSFL

 

[Dollars2010]

Some folks sure are too spooky.

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This is the first message I received:

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[BadaBadaBoom]

#skoal #moonshine

We're gonna make you squeal like a pig, boy! Mostly because you identify as an actual, ah, pig.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Spoiler: NSFL

The mental images conjured up by this are not made better by the fact that your average furry mings like a vase.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Knot play, I'm guessing, is something to do with how dogs copulate; the penis swells up and gets trapped in the vagina during intercourse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canine_reproduction#Copulation

I really don't want to know how these maniacs simulate same.

I thought it was a pretentious way to say "bondage."

Now, I'm going to do my damndest to pretend that's still the case.

 

[Coldgrip]

I was expecting worse honestly.

 

[SydBarrett]

You're not wrong:

Yes, normal user can only do 2 searches a day without paying premium.

Jesus Christ that's a new low

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

-oviposition = jerking off to animals laying eggs

Then why isn't there an option for jerking off to mammals giving birth?

 

[drain]

Some folks sure are too spooky.

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This is the first message I received:

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This dude looks like a guy I know irl. Only that the guy I know is a father of three kids and works with charity. This one is a fucking degenerate.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

You're not wrong:

Yes, normal user can only do 2 searches a day without paying premium.

So not only are these guys bad at keeping their kinks to themselves, but also suck at the basic fucking thing other websites allow for free?

Why am I not surprised?

 

[El Garbage]

Then why isn't there an option for jerking off to mammals giving birth?

Do you really want to know?

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[drain]

So not only are these guys bad at keeping their kinks to themselves, but also suck at the basic fucking thing other websites allow for free?

Why am I not surprised?

They want you to know all about their fetishes, but only with two researches, because money

 

[Dollars2010]

The best way to see a list of their fetishes is if they have an "F-list" linked to their page as they usually do on FA. Furries are often proud of the strange and unusual things they get off too.