FF7 Remake Needs LGBTQ Relationships

FF VII remake needs a story that actually makes sense rather than the oh-so clever "these spirits are attacking us whenever we deviate from the original game" post modern nonsense. I spent my whole time playing wondering how anyone who hasn't played the original would even understand it.
 
I don't get why everything under the sun needs to have LGBTQ inclusivity and have it be fucking obnoxiously shoved down my throat. You're not making anything better, you're wasting everyone's fucking time. I'd rather a competent person that feels like it's a natural inclusion handle that, rather than it be a fucking checkbox to tick. How is that not more offensive?

Yeah sure, you can have your gay disabled trans lesbian muslim mayonnaise character but it's just going to be this existing white NPC that we've labelled that. That's not good enough for you? But our demographics show that that's exactly what you want. This is getting all too costly, we'll just hire an intern to hang out on Twitter and reply to every "Is this character [insert checkbox]?" with "Yes"
 
I don't get why everything under the sun needs to have LGBTQ inclusivity and have it be fucking obnoxiously shoved down my throat. You're not making anything better, you're wasting everyone's fucking time. I'd rather a competent person that feels like it's a natural inclusion handle that, rather than it be a fucking checkbox to tick. How is that not more offensive?
I believe that there are a fair number of people that probably legitimately identify as one of these groups in the alphabet acronym. And I don't have any problems with then unless they're noisy assholes.

I also believe that being LGBTwhatever is the ultimate form of rebellion for an angry youth nowadays. You can leverage your position to protest and complain and hold people and institutions hostage to get your way. Which is what a lot of these fakers that are rebelling have always gotten for most of their lives. Whatever they wanted, they got. And of course they're unhappy due in part to that. So they want more to fill the hole; so they'll say they are gay or trans or whatever when in reality they are not and by forcing themselves into this rebellion hole, they only make it harder to find happiness in their life and world.

It's a vicious cycle. They're unhappy so they lash out to get the only satisfaction they can get; which is given to them by a scared and subjugated populace. This is as much society's fault as it is the fault of these fake queers. A bunch of them funnily enough need to come out of the goddamn closet and admit that they are straight and quote-unquote normal so they can move on with their life and start building a future instead of trying to micromanage everyone else's.

 
I'm a Slav and the only representation in media I get is mobsters and comic relief.
That being said... WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?
If you can't enjoy fiction without the characters being exactly like you in every way, there's something really wrong with you.

Let the fucking devs tell a story, stop trying to insert yourself into the story.
 
IT 👏 IS 👏 NEVER 👏 ENOUGH

There was an article by a troon about how important Cloud's transness in the original is to him. Her. Xir. Whatever. The troon wanted to be in drag through the whole game. Honestly, I always thought it would be funny back in the 90s when I bought the game. But I guess that's something to be serious about now. I think I linked the article in a "Muh LGBTQRST vidya representation" thread here. Cloud is not trans though. He's not even a transvestite. He's crossdressing for a story driven quest. If you want to have sex with him in pigtails go ahead. I don't want to hear about it.

What about bestiality? Let's be super duper inclusive. There's an old doujin where Cid has sex with a chocobo. Wark!;)
 
FF VII remake needs a story that actually makes sense rather than the oh-so clever "these spirits are attacking us whenever we deviate from the original game" post modern nonsense. I spent my whole time playing wondering how anyone who hasn't played the original would even understand it.
Just a reminder that ff7 remake is just another rehash of kingdom hearts nonsense bullshit from yours truly, Nomura.
 
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