Fictional Characters Who Would've Visited Epstein Island

Seiga Kaku
Canonically uses dead babies to fuel her magic and steals Christmas presents.
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Pee-wee Herman would make friends with Ghislane Maxwell, and unwittingly take a bunch of kids along, thinking she was giving them a free vacation at a tropical resort.
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Mr. Bean would get his watch stolen by a gypsy kid, chase him down, and wander into a crate on a cargo ship where he thinks he saw the kid go, and accidentally wind up there, along with a shipment of children.
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Bruno would go there, intentionally, for exactly the same reasons as real life celebrities did. Then again, Sacha Baron Cohen's probably been there, too.
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Mori Ougai(the Bungo Stray Dogs one, not the real guy). Not only is he the boss of Yokohama's biggest criminal organization, he has a bratty little girl following him at all times. BSD Mori is also a confirmed pedo.
 
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