Fictional Characters who'd be Kiwifarmers

Toby Kebbell's Dr. Doom from that forgotten 2015 Fantastic Four movie. doom.jpg
 
Clark Kent. First off, he's an award-winning journalst, so you just know he's got a collection of shit takes out there. He's also a complete coward, running off at the first sign of trouble. And a glory-seeker, claiming to be friends with Superman even though they've never been seen together.

Bruce Wayne, bigshot philanthropist whose Wayne Foundation seems to not actually do anything for the city despite the millions they spend? But maybe that's the inevitable result when the city in question is such a hole that the police need a vigilante or five to do their job.

Adam, royal heir to the throne of Eternia and professional wastrel. Another coward, too.
 
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