Fictional Crushes

[A Welsh Cake]

I'll crosspost from the Villains that gave you b*ners thread but Shego was absolute bae.
I wish I had a supervillain gf.

 

[The 3rd Hooligan]

Yes Jojofag but that useless reťard Speedwagon was kinda cute.
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The faq you mean useless!? Dude left behind a greatest Jojo ally : SPW foundation.

I think he was better in manga.

Love him too

 

[glittercum]

call me a hetafag or whatever but dang that aph australia guy is a qt

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Cherry Poptart - Oh yeah!

 

[Inflatable Julay]

Rias Gremory, Monika, Rainbow Dash

 

[Teadrinkr]

call me a hetafag or whatever but dang that aph australia guy is a qt

Another hetafag here (didn't think there was another tbh) there's something about Seborga that makes him best lad

 

[s0mbra]

I'll crosspost from the Villains that gave you b*ners thread but Shego was absolute bae.
I wish I had a supervillain gf.

Pretty sure she was one of the ones who made me realize I was a raging homo when I was a wee one.
I was also shipping her and Kim before I ever knew what shipping was.
I almost want to go back and watch a few eps now. Good times.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

The coolest character in a cast full of cool characters
The smartest Stand user in the entire Part
The Chad among Chads
The one, the only
RISOTTO motherfucking NERO

 

[אΩ+1]

When I was a kid
> Starfire from teen titans
> Pink Raven from teen titans
> Bonnie from Kim Possible

Now
> Irina Spalko from the 4th Indiana Jones
> Luv from Bladerunner 2049
> Zhao Yun Ru from Deus Ex Human revolution
> Angel from Angel cop

 

[Kari Kamiya]

When I was a kid:

Something about deep voices and the "bad boy persona", I suppose. Still a fan, but not in that way anymore.

Nowadays:

Silliness while still being manly wins me over.

 

[queerape]

Uryuu Ishida, even when I was like 9 years old. I still think he’s pretty hot. With real guys too I do tend to go for skinny guys with sharp features, nice eyes, glasses and a stern personality so it makes sense.

 

[Banditotron]

This thread is autistic as fuck. so let me add more to it, but with a slight twist.

I'm a lesbian, but I admittedly have a fictional crush on one dude. Sigma from overwatch.
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Dunno why or what does it for me. But I'd let him gravity slam me on his cock and play with his balls.

I'm taking away your gold star

 

[Death Grip]

Ron Swanson. My ideal man. No one in reality comes even close.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Uryuu Ishida, even when I was like 9 years old. I still think he’s pretty hot. With real guys too I do tend to go for skinny guys with sharp features, nice eyes, glasses and a stern personality so it makes sense.
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Szayelporro does it for me. I have a GIGANTIC mad scientist kink.

 

[queerape]

Szayelporro does it for me. I have a GIGANTIC mad scientist kink.

He’s also pretty hot. I personally find it fucking hilarious where his hollow hole is

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

He’s also pretty hot. I personally find it fucking hilarious where his hollow hole is

It makes less sense the more you think about it

 

[BarberFerdinand]

Although I didn't realize it at the time, I had the biggest crush on Van from Escaflowne when I was a kid. I got very mildly depressed for a little while when I finally accepted he wasn't real, never would be, and probably wouldn't have any interest in being my friend even if he was.

Edit: Oh and damn was Hitomi such a massive bitch in that show.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I had a crush on Penny from Inspector Gadget (the cartoon show).
First crush I can remember tbh.
Plus I really wanted to play with her computer book.
Who would have known that shit would become a reality?

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

i liked her because of how nice she was. kind girls are the best.

 

[Large]

Your gf.