Fictional Crushes

[afternoon_tea]

Gabriel Oak from Thomas Hardy's Far from the Madding Crowd. He's the best dude, kind of like a more pastoral and rugged Mr. Darcy. And it helps that the guy who played him in the most recent adaptation is pretty hot.

 

[Gaius Caesar]

I can't say I've ever been truly attracted to a fictional person but I do have a soft spot for Hwi Noree from God Emperor of Dune.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Kelly Bundy as a kid.
Peggy Bundy later.

 

[Meat Target]

Mjoll the Lioness is everything I want in a girl IRL: athletic, beautiful, brave, can take care of herself, lawful good, and pure of heart. Every playthrough, she is my invariable Mrs. Dragonborn.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I always thought Andrew Divoff in his Nathaniel Demerest human form in Wishmaster looked really hot

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

As a kid:
Launch from Dragon Ball
Raven from Teen Titans

Now:
Alita from Alita: Battle Angel

 

[Jesus Swept]

I'm not a furry but

 

[Dilf Department]

old evil guys are my weakness

 

[Coffee Druid]

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I respect your taste. I prefer Drizzt or Artemis personally.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Spoiler: Incoming autism

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

I can't say I've ever been truly attracted to a fictional person but I do have a soft spot for Hwi Noree from God Emperor of Dune.

Too pure for this universe, poor soul.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

When SPAAACE was a young weeb:

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[Curt Sibling]

Mjoll the Lioness is everything I want in a girl IRL: athletic, beautiful, brave, can take care of herself, lawful good, and pure of heart. Every playthrough, she is my invariable Mrs. Dragonborn.
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Thanks to mods, my degenerate Altmer mage rejected human waifus and married a Spriggan.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Thanks to mods, my degenerate Altmer mage rejected human waifus and married a Spriggan.
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Knife eared bastards... lol
If you're going down the modded route, it's all about Serana, that chick is the indestructible waifu.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Knife eared bastards... lol
If you're going down the modded route, it's all about Serana, that chick is the indestructible waifu.

Yellow bastards are the future!
Also, vamps are walking STDs.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Yellow bastards are the future!
Also, vamps are walking STDs.

Nope, if it ends in "-mer", it dies.
Fun fact, get her relationship status up to +4 and you can persuade her to cure her vampirism but she retains the indestructibility and all her combat magic, including the vamp drain spells, gargoyle summons, etc. Also, she's so keen on the Dragondong, she's prepared to murder almost her entire family for you, now THAT is commitment... :p

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Cindy from The Grinch.
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I was expecting anime, furries, and sexy cartoons in this thread. But not a fucking who from whoville. I was unprepared for this.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Nope, if it ends in "-mer", it dies.
Fun fact, get her relationship status up to +4 and you can persuade her to cure her vampirism but she retains the indestructibility and all her combat magic, including the vamp drain spells, gargoyle summons, etc. Also, she's so keen on the Dragondong, she's prepared to murder almost her entire family for you, now THAT is commitment... :p

True, but it's dumb that as a Dawnguard, you can't simply eradicate her...But that's shitty BethSoft storylines for ya.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

True, but it's dumb that as a Dawnguard, you can't simply eradicate her...But that's shitty BethSoft storylines for ya.

PCMR: no character is safe... I'm quite happy to introduce quest-breaking bugs if the event that causes it is funny enough... Ever beaten Ulfric Stormcloak to death with a ladle? Totally worth the re-load.

 

[Dom Cruise]

When SPAAACE was a young weeb:
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I see your Eureka and raise you Anemone!

I'd eat jam with her anyday!