Fighting for my life 06/06/20 - Amberlynn will soon be seeing her mother, for the first time in 12 years

[kiwirevolving]

There's a comment with about 750 likes telling Amber to be careful around her mom

For all they know, she's only coming to mooch of Amber (which will be even more fucking hilarious since literally everyone she is "friends" with is getting money from her for whatever reason)

Thoughts?

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

she has wormed her way into the home of every girlfriend she has ever had, and has never been single since becoming an adult (aside from like 2 months post dusty). she was a cunt to the teachers and foster families that were doing their best to help her, as confirmed by her aunt and amber herself. she was absolutely not just spit into the world.

 

[New & Improved Username]

What has she done to begin "fighting for her life" anyway? I would use that term after some kind of treatments or action has taken place. She could even use it if she started any real effort to lose weight to get the hysterectomy. It's been like one day. There's no fighting going on yet.

 

[goodgrief]

Your parents not taking care of you is being spit out into the world. Lol of course she wormed her way into other families cause she didn't have her own. And of course she was shitty, she was abandoned, angry and wasn't raised properly. I wish these stupid hicks realized you don't fucking have to procreate.

 

[Beetus Knuckles]

She’s going to be fighteen for her life, y’all. I’m sure she’s filmeen everything so we can be graced with weeks of boring b-roll footage that she rolls out while doing chemo...if she can even lose enough weight to make it that far in the process. Fawk, guize this is real and raw.

 

[Ozul]

I think some of you may be giving Amber's mom too much credit-- Let's not forget she is a trailer trash junkie who has never done a motherly act once in her life. She is using cancer as the perfect excuse to come visit her daughter so she can siphon some jewtube coins.
Everybody has that relative that only contacts them when they need shit, but Amber is way too dense to recognize it and will end up funding her mom's meth habit. Her mom isn't going to be dissapointed when she see's Amber's lifestyle, if anything she will probably think Amber is the epitome of success.

 

[nya001]

I didn't actually know she hasn't seen her mom in 12 years. I thought it was way less, I don't know why. She really was just spit out into the world and abandoned.

"why people want to see their mother even if she's bad" pretty up sums psychanalysis imho, some people ask themselves that for 25 years and then find a woman and treat her like a substitute mother and go on for 25 more years of therapy but to do psychanalysis the patient must be able to slightly be aware of things and she seems to have the awareness of frozen bacon.

what's worse is that it's even possible Miss Bovine here is not doing it on purpose (i.e. thinking directly I'll pretend I have cancer and make $ out of it) but maybe the doctor said something vaguely related to cancer, she understood "I have cancer I'm dying" and posted it thinking woe to me, I have cancer, everything now is excused and I can do anything because cancer gives a free pass, her admirers by definition are not a clever bunch and are just repeating "cancer cancer go gurl survivor"

This is more than 30 years old but seems very appropriate:

"Let the cow be reborn, and emerge from the firey midsts of dawn. Let bellows
rush across the horizon"

( Cult of the Dead Cow 1987: http://textfiles.com/groups/CDC/cDc-0008.txt )

The cow latched on to cancer, the cow is reborn and will now post about it all the time: she eats a lot because she worries about cancer. She doesn't exercise because cancer. Don't criticise her because cancer. How can anyone this to her because cancer. For she is cow, worship her bovinity. "Be one with the bovine," said the text file. If only they knew it would actually happen.

And this in the face of people who really have bad cancers and hardly ever complain about it, don't ask for a cent and make no money out of it.

 

[mental gymnastics]

There's no fighting going on yet.

Correction: There will never be any fighting going on. This is Amber we’re talking about.

 

[hourglass figure]

Can you imagine the tone of the comments section and her videos if the news was beetus and not the big C? No hugbox no asspats no free pass.

She will drag one thing out over a few videos because that's what she always does but instead of being told she is fucking her audience around for views it will be Oh give her time, she is so strong. All while nothing changes, because why should it? She's getting the rewards she's always craved right now.

maybe I sound real harsh but you learn to wait before reacting emotionally with narcs when you're related to one.

 

[a834604]

She probably won't even need chemo.
If she really has full blown cancer and not just pre cancerous cells- most likely she will have a hysterectomy and that'll be it.

She stopped breathing during her D&C. They're not doing major surgery on her until she has lost a significant amount of weight, atleast 100 lbs. Which only means it's going to take longer for any procedures to be done, raising risks of the cancer going haywire on her organs. Depending on the stage, only hysterectomy might not work.

 

[Burger King]

And still no mention of her weights...
She really sees herself as a normal human being huh ?

She basically compared herself to a body builder when talking about her creatin levels.

 

[kiwirevolving]

She let her weight get out of control to the point where she can barely do anything physical and she doesn't seem to care about it and goes as far as to even make fun about it. I doubt she gives a shit about her cancer and is only "scared" because she's dumb since, as someone here said, we're not in the 50's anymore where cancer is a death sentence, especially her type of cancer.

 

[Rocketleaguer]

There's a comment with about 750 likes telling Amber to be careful around her mom

For all they know, she's only coming to mooch of Amber (which will be even more fucking hilarious since literally everyone she is "friends" with is getting money from her for whatever reason)

Thoughts?

She's had years to mooch off her, even when she was at the peak of her popularity. These newfags have no clue about her backstory.

 

[kiwirevolving]

They're not doing major surgery on her until she has lost a significant amount of weight, atleast 100 lbs. Which only means it's going to take longer for any procedures to be done, raising risks of the cancer going haywire on her organs.

Would be funny if she pulls off a WingsOfRedemption where she gets her surgery in Mexico or some shady ass place simply because she was too lazy to lose t he weight needed to get the surgery.

But, yeah, at her size, it's probably going to be a bitch to find a doctor without shelling out a lot of money.

 

[Moonpie]

She stopped breathing during her D&C. They're not doing major surgery on her until she has lost a significant amount of weight, atleast 100 lbs. Which only means it's going to take longer for any procedures to be done, raising risks of the cancer going haywire on her organs. Depending on the stage, only hysterectomy might not work.

Yeah and I don't see her losing over 100lbs. She just won't. She's in denial and always has been.

 

[felix el gato]

beckys mom must be so pissed that her cancer is being outshined by ambers. like having someone propose at a wedding, no class.

 

[Rocketleaguer]

Yeah and I don't see her losing over 100lbs. She just won't. She's in denial and always has been.

I'm inclined to believe she will, now this is totally dependant if she truly has cancer and did not misinterpret the lab results as a few other people speculate. This has to be the biggest health scare she's gotten. I'd rather see a destitute hamber than a dead hamber anyway.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

What a pathetic life to lead when a cancer Dx is the answer to all her prayers, hopes and dreams.

Mummy coming to take care of her, views skyrocketing, asspats galore, roommates getting binge food on demand.

Announcing she has cancer was way easier than losing weight. I won’t be surprised to discover her “cancer” is much like Chantal‘s and Jens fat women cancer. (Notice it’s prevalence among super obese, childless women) At most she will just get a hysterectomy sometime in the future. Based upon Chantal she won’t even have to lose weight to get one. You know they have the equipment to do surgery on the fattest of the fat in Kentucky, home of the Slatons and James K.

 

[Moonpie]

I'm inclined to believe she will, now this is totally dependant if she truly has cancer and did not misinterpret the lab results as a few other people speculate. This has to be the biggest health scare she's gotten. I'd rather see a destitute hamber than a dead hamber anyway.

I don't give her that much credit. Putting that fork down is something she's not used to doing.
It's hard to break old habits. And she's been this way all her life.
I don't think a true cancer dx is enough to scare her.

 

[clusterfuckk]

I’ll take my black hats like the skeptical bitch I am, but I am 100% convinced she misinterpreted the results and was told she has pre cancerous cells. The advice would be the same from the docs. Lose some weight, we’ll talk about further tests, prevention methods etc etc.

this is a story I am all too familiar with so I would bet my last 10 bucks this is the case and she is milking it for all she can.