VTuber filian - hyper-athletic VR gremlin, the super ambitious host and co-creator of the Vtuber awards, clearly had unrestricted internet access growing up

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Just to be clear, I'm not posting these clips to portray her as evil. I love how she doesn't give a frick if her humor offends people. It elevates her from a good Vtuber to an excellent one in my opinion.

So that's the positive clips out of the way. Sadly, we do have to show some negatives. Filian is a self-admitted art thief, as you'll see in the clips below.

WARNING: This youtube vid is extremely capital-b Black. Restrict yourself to watching the opening clip if you are allergic to Blackness.

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WARNING: You're gonna want to watch this one on 2x

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tl;dw: She ripped her 3d models out of VRChat and never paid the Booth artists, even after becoming a highly successful streamer. She also sold plushies, figures, GamerSupps, and assorted merch until the artists were informed and they put a stop to it.

It's odd, because she could have simply bought the Booth model legitimately when she got enough money for it, and contacted the artists about creating merch - the second video shown above even shows the custom TOS the artist created for the Rindo model, it says "streaming okay, contact me about merchandising."

Even odder, she could have just done this:
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I chalk it up to an underdeveloped moral compass and a lack of worldliness caused by neglectful parents. Hear me out, one time when filian was ribbing Pippa, asking her why she lives with her parents, Pippa shot back "I have parents that love me." Implying that filian's parents do not, and the usually quick-witted filiana did not contradict her.

The fact that she sits on a metal folding chair - which she regularly destroys and has a stack of new ones standing by - and the fact that she sits at what her viewers describe as "not a real desk" also points to neglected-as-a-kid to me.

Then, there's her dark non-sequitur style of humor, which tells me she was raised by 4chan and youtube. Plus, her uncanny knowledge of media from before she was born or when she was a toddler. Knowledge that helps her craft jokes that you won't often hear from other Vtubers her age. It all spells "raised by the internet."

Speaking of destructiveness, she regularly does painful, dangerous, and embarrassing stunts for approval. She was definitely the kid who will jump in a lake and eat a worm if it gets the other kids' approval, because it fills a void in her heart. Turns out it worked pretty well for her popularity and success as a streamer! Just take a look at her butt hole:
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This is the impact crater her butt made in her previous - she was evicted - apartment's wall.

Then there's the anal leakage:
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Her proudest accomplishment has to be The Vtuber Awards. Born entirely from filian's outrage after she spent an entire stream watching an award show - one where Dylan Mulvaney showed up, actually - only for the Vtuber segment to be a mere 5 seconds long. She worked with her agency Mythic Talent, a subsidiary of OTK, to put on a massive award show that is currently going on its second year.
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filian is deceptively intelligent, I heard she was going to go to medical school before she decided to become a streamer. She has used that intellect to do things such as, engage in the dangerous sport of parkour, crash her car because she was singing, and join VRChat to get over her shyness.

Her shenanigans and antics on VRChat ended up leading her to streaming, and VRChat's green screen worlds remain her main tool for streaming.
 
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Id be surprised if she got an unironic bf
 
I didn't like Filian at first, I found her to be obnoxious, loud, and grating. But after she was in several group collabs, I started to warm up to her weird ADHD mannerisms. Her quick witted jokes and the way she unintentionally derails conversations keeps collabs flowing in a weird way, and she's a natural at even getting hyper-autists like Pippa to engage.

It's also nice, in an industry where the average VTuber cannot do one push up and all seem to have some kind of mystery ailment, to have someone who is physically fit.
 
I despise that she collabs with Vedal. All the shitskins, whores and those other guys I can look past. I hope there's a fucking hack or something that dumps the contents of his DMs that sinks the careers of his little jizzbag tutelbunnies and makes him kill himself. Probably wouldn't cuz you can just google '[whores name] porn' and watch them getting dicked in the results and that didn't dent any of them. At least agree with me that Bert can do so much better than prostitute herself to that britgoloid rake.

Yes I am a unicorn retard and legitimately upset, laugh at me. I wish I could just change my oshi but there's nobody like her and I can't leave her alone. I'm the kind of retard who watches vtubers after all.

"Please stop hurting my feelings, person who'll never know I exist."
 
I despise that she collabs with Vedal. All the shitskins, whores and those other guys I can look past. I hope there's a fucking hack or something that dumps the contents of his DMs that sinks the careers of his little jizzbag tutelbunnies and makes him kill himself. Probably wouldn't cuz you can just google '[whores name] porn' and watch them getting dicked in the results and that didn't dent any of them. At least agree with me that Bert can do so much better than prostitute herself to that britgoloid rake.

Yes I am a unicorn retard and legitimately upset, laugh at me. I wish I could just change my oshi but there's nobody like her and I can't leave her alone. I'm the kind of retard who watches vtubers after all.

"Please stop hurting my feelings, person who'll never know I exist."
ain't readin allat
sorry for you
or glad that happened
whatever
 
I despise that she collabs with Vedal. All the shitskins, whores and those other guys I can look past. I hope there's a fucking hack or something that dumps the contents of his DMs that sinks the careers of his little jizzbag tutelbunnies and makes him kill himself. Probably wouldn't cuz you can just google '[whores name] porn' and watch them getting dicked in the results and that didn't dent any of them. At least agree with me that Bert can do so much better than prostitute herself to that britgoloid rake.

Yes I am a unicorn retard and legitimately upset, laugh at me. I wish I could just change my oshi but there's nobody like her and I can't leave her alone. I'm the kind of retard who watches vtubers after all.

"Please stop hurting my feelings, person who'll never know I exist."
Vedal? The guy who made Neuro-sama? What the Hell did he do wrong?
 
Then, there's her dark non-sequitur style of humor, which tells me she was raised by 4chan and youtube. Plus, her uncanny knowledge of media from before she was born or when she was a toddler. Knowledge that helps her craft jokes that you won't often hear from other Vtubers her age. It all spells "raised by the internet."
filian is deceptively intelligent, I heard she was going to go to medical school before she decided to become a streamer.

Oh no, she's a vtuber female version of SsethTzeentach.
 
Vedal? The guy who made Neuro-sama? What the Hell did he do wrong?
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A unicorn is a fan who genuinely hopes to get into a relationship with the performer, and Vedal is constantly getting "shipped" with filian:


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This actually ties in with my filian-has-mommy-issues theory. The mom in the video is not her actual mother, it's ChaChaYourVMom with an altered model. Here she is with her regular colored hair trying to convince filian not to make mustard gas into a You Laugh You Lose punishment:

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filiana collabs with just about everyone, but I feel like older women are her favorite. Layna Lazar, for example, she actually flew to New Zealand to meet, and gifted a friendship ring:
 
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The new apartment wall already has a fresh hole in it.

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The hole has been filled with one of the thousands of ball-pit balls that now litter the new apartment.

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In an incredible mixture of high and low tech, there are now props scattered everywhere that are tracked in VR in real-time, including a fucking ladder.

Filian has jumped from said ladder a bunch of times (the floor has crash mats) and nearly broke the ladder before ever jumping from it.

She's currently collaborating with Indonesian Vshojo Vtuber MichiMochievee, and it has been revealed that she does not clean her keyboard or mousepad. I'm not surprised, because one of the punishments for You Laugh You Lose in the previous apartment was to lick the window. The window surface was dusty. She does not have any cleaning equipment at all. No vacuum, no windex, no nothing.
 
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Well, well, well... filian has changed the way a lot of vtubers speak, copying her lifting cadence, mama meee-ah....

Just like her oshi before her, beaming filian is best filian; she's never more charming than when she's relaxed and laughing at how blunt chat is being:

Oh, and she's picked up a fucking stalker IRL too, so that's terrifying...
 
Think Filian self doxxed face(reflection from keyboard), credits to simpcity.

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Probably a bit. Her face got leaked because it was on her Soundcloud and she accidentally showed it on stream. Could have also been a bit, but it fits with the fact she'a a Flip. Don't know Filian's deep lore, though, so if it's confirmed fake I can remove it. Just came up when I was searching what the "poggy woggy" chat alert was about.

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Probably a bit. Her face got leaked because it was on her Soundcloud and she accidentally showed it on stream. Could have also been a bit, but it fits with the fact she'a a Flip. Don't know Filian's deep lore, though, so if it's confirmed fake I can remove it. Just came up when I was searching what the "poggy woggy" chat alert was about.

Surely she's not so careless as to leave a Soundcloud with her name on it, right?
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I went to see if it had her type of music on it, but all it has are two uploads that sound nothing like her.

it fits with the fact she'a a Flip. Don't know Filian's deep lore.
Isn't the lore that Neuro-sama made a pun on her name and called her a little Filipino Boy? Speaking of Filipino boys...

Think Filian self doxxed face(reflection from keyboard), credits to simpcity.

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Bah gawd it's a Filipino boy! Did Neuro-sama know?? The plot thickens!
 
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