Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

I know I have an unpopular opinion about mods and player patches/content; mainly because that means a game company is getting by on someone else's work and they're fucking lazy. Which is also why I never played any Bethesda game past Fallout 3, their QA is fucking atrocious and everyone's answer for that was "mods / fan patches bro." Then Fallout 76 came out and I laughed until it hurt at everyone who celebrates mods and fan patches. But suddenly everyone acts like Bethesda broke some sort of cardinal rule by being bad at their jobs; instead of realizing they always were, and they all suffer from Stockholm Syndrome, and it only broke when someone else couldn't fix their shit-heap of a game, bitch.

That aside, their game, they don't want you to use mods, don't tempt fate and fucking broadcast yourself playing it with mods... retard.
 
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I know I have an unpopular opinion about mods and player patches/content; mainly because that means a game company is getting by on someone else's work and they're fucking lazy. Which is also why I never played any Bethesda game past Fallout 3, their QA is fucking atrocious and everyone's answer for that was "mods / fan patches bro." Then Fallout 76 came out and I laughed until it hurt at everyone who celebrates mods and fan patches. But suddenly everyone acts like Bethesda broke some sort of cardinal rule by being bad at their jobs; instead of realizing they always were, and they all suffer from Stockholm Syndrome, and it only broke when someone else couldn't fix their shit-heap of a game, bitch.

That aside, their game, they don't want you to use mods, don't tempt fate and fucking broadcast yourself playing it with mods... retard.
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I hate using mods tbh. I really don't want to update shit every patch when it breaks or be forced to download a bunch of crap to be even allowed to play with other people.

I remember DBM or BigWigs being able to check if group members had it installed and if you didn't you would get kicked. Lol.

Granted there are some useful ones that I DO like (BurningDownTheHouse and Gshade) however if I got banned for using them, it is what it is, I know I'm placing items where I should not be.

I think no mods at all is better for the game overall.

And also it's so funny to see the cope about people saying people don't play on console.

Most people I encountered from SEA countries were console players who had done savage and ultimate content.
 
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I hate using mods tbh. I really don't want to update shit every patch when it breaks or be forced to download a bunch of crap to be even allowed to play with other people.

I remember DBM or BigWigs being able to check if group members had it installed and if you didn't you would get kicked. Lol.

Granted there are some useful ones that I DO like (BurningDownTheHouse and Gshade) however if I got banned for using them, it is what it is, I know I'm placing items where I should not be.

I think no mods at all is better for the game overall.

And also it's so funny to see the cope about people saying people don't play on console.

Most people I encountered from SEA countries were console players who had done savage and ultimate content.
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DBM was the bane of my existence at times; because when it came to learning content, fuck yeah, break it out and use it so I can do better. But when I know the fight, I have my internal timer going, and I know what to watch for, nah, turn it off. But like you said, you get checked and kicked for not having DBM, nevermind I'm fully decked out in Heroic Gear from the place we're raiding, you can't trust me. So I log out, turn it on, log back in, to only find out the Raid Leader and half the raid are his friends and die to half the shit DBM is there to warn you about. The only other one I mainly used was decursive, because I was a Mage, and I don't know shit about taking afflictions off people. But yeah, I saw DBM as training wheels, and like training wheels, I eventually took them off... no one else wanted to.
I also prefer playing with Asians if possible; as long as you can carry your weight, they don't care. If you can't, they'll kick you and get someone who can.

Asians: Warp in, mage table, Intellect up, okay, fucking Leroy Jenkins time.

HuWhites: Warp in, "Why are you using that gear?" "You're not gemmed properly." "X-GEAR is reserved." ... and don't fucking get me started on LFR.
 
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I'm really sick of these smoothbrains who think they're clever and found a gotcha moment with the devs.
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And also it's so funny to see the cope about people saying people don't play on console.
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Okay, apparently nobody has to dox Taylor Welsh a.k.a Pyromancer because he'll just dox himself on stream. Yep, he's Oregonian (just like me, I shouldn't be throwing stones). Born and raised in Bend, Oregon. Make that of what you will.
 
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Okay, apparently nobody has to dox Taylor Welsh a.k.a Pyromancer because he'll just dox himself on stream. Yep, he's Oregonian (just like me, I shouldn't be throwing stones). Born and raised in Bend, Oregon. Make that of what you will.
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WAIT? Is that is his actual address and not a PO BOX? Please forgive me I am not entirely familiar with US posting address layouts.
 
The grind is finally over. P3S cleared via PF.

I will say that having an AST in the party helps massively.

There's this one mechanic going into the final phase that requires you to take lethal damage a number of times to remove a debuff, causing your HP to go to 1, and then be healed to basically full before a particularly strong raidwide takes everyone out, and to make matters worse, all healing is reduced during this mechanic meaning that normal burst heals won't be enough. Even if I spam GCD heals, it won't be enough without holding onto several resources that might end up being consumed just keeping people up before that point in the fight. You basically have to hold onto LB3 and give it to the healer in order to reliably make the heal check.

Thanks to the mechanic beforehand dealing lethal damage but not killing though, AST can use Macrocosmos to build up this absolutely massive heal based on incoming damage and cast what is effectively a full-party benediction.

I actually wonder if they made the heal debuff a bit too harsh. Since it means that if you don't have an AST in your party, you won't get an LB3 to either hit enrage or do a clutch healer LB3 later on if needed.
 
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WAIT? Is that is his actual address and not a PO BOX? Please forgive me I am not entirely familiar with US posting address layouts.
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It's a mailbox, it's hard to parse at first because below the street address you have Suite 3, which could indicate a room/condo, but below that is Box 359, identifying it as some sort of mail spot. I googled the address, and sure enough it's a UPS store. So, PO Box.
 
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It's a mailbox, it's hard to parse at first because below the street address you have Suite 3, which could indicate a room/condo, but below that is Box 359, identifying it as some sort of mail spot. I googled the address, and sure enough it's a UPS store. So, PO Box.
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Sorry to powerlevel, but I knew right off the bat that it was a UPS store because I saw the address and the street and I thought there's no fucking way that's his actual house. I knew it came from an outlet. I should've mentioned this, mb.
 
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Sorry to powerlevel, but I knew right off the bat that it was a UPS store because I saw the address and the street and I thought there's no fucking way that's his actual house. I knew it came from an outlet. I should've mentioned this, mb.
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No worries, while I'm not 100%, I'm pretty sure this is him.

Taylor Jordan Welsh
63127 Britta St
Bend, OR 97703-7182

Age: 26 or so
Phone (Cell): (541) 848-0765

If I could get a solid on his birthdate (haven't gone through everything) I could get his voter registration, which Oregon willfully publishes here.
 
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I just found the Pyromancer clips and heard about the flagging/DMCA shenanigans. Boys you have a job to do because this is prospering grounds & you guys know him better. At this rate he is going to be twitch's QuantumTV.
 
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No worries, while I'm not 100%, I'm pretty sure this is him.

Taylor Jordan Welsh
63127 Britta St
Bend, OR 97703-7182

Age: 26 or so
Phone (Cell): (541) 848-0765

If I could get a solid on his birthdate (haven't gone through everything) I could get his voter registration, which Oregon willfully publishes here.
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Not sure how to archive sorry, I know his twitter account has been closed for a year.

But by searching "@PyromancerSarg Birthday" on twitter I can see a bunch of people tagging him on the 11th/12th December with Birthday Wishes.
 
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Okay, apparently nobody has to dox Taylor Welsh a.k.a Pyromancer because he'll just dox himself on stream. Yep, he's Oregonian (just like me, I shouldn't be throwing stones). Born and raised in Bend, Oregon. Make that of what you will.
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Someone on one of the reddits said him getting a fandom tattoo is in line with what certain areas in Oregon does. Suddenly, his behavior is becoming more explainable.
 
Kheapathic said:
No worries, while I'm not 100%, I'm pretty sure this is him.

Taylor Jordan Welsh
63127 Britta St
Bend, OR 97703-7182

Age: 26 or so
Phone (Cell): (541) 848-0765

If I could get a solid on his birthdate (haven't gone through everything) I could get his voter registration, which Oregon willfully publishes here.
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That place I actually know and it's a super nice suburb too. It's got some beautiful looking wooden houses too, but it's also really fucking expensive. And considering that PYro's last stream is only netting 1000 views at most and a sheer drop in subscribers, I don't know how he's going to afford it going forward. He did complain once about rent which means he's probably renting a house here.
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That place I actually know and it's a super nice suburb too. It's got some beautiful looking wooden houses too, but it's also really fucking expensive. And considering that PYro's last stream is only netting 1000 views at most and a sheer drop in subscribers, I don't know how he's going to afford it going forward. He did complain once about rent which means he's probably renting a house here.
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I never knew who this guy was, but watching his meltdown has got me afflicted with the autism so I'm going down the hole. So far, my mis-match is voter registration is at one address, and when I plug that into other systems, I get his name, but the address you're quoting me here. So there's two different addresses, and I'm about to jump into property tax lookup.

Okay, nothing definite yet, but silly circumstance has arisen.

The address of
63127 Britta St Bend, OR
Property Tax lists a Lori Kallberg, and does anyone have the info on Pyro's girlfriend/ladyfriend? Because otherwise, there's no connection between him and this property that I see.

However, the address of
63846 HUNTERS CIR BEND
Which is also listed under his voter registration; is assigned to "TOMASSIAN FAMILY CHILDRENS TRUST". And this is a trick that famous/people of interest do to try and mask their physical address. They'll have a trust, LLC, etc purchase the property, to which they then move in. The mailing address for this trust is another UPS store as well. 320 SW Century Dr, Bend, OR 97702.

So unless someone has a link to poor miss Lori Kallberg et al; the Hunters Circle is his address.
 
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Does he even have a day job? Because bruh.
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He mentioned working at Best Buy before he struck gold and quit his job once he solidified himself in FFXIV. He was vague on the details, but there's no doubt in my mind that he has no real exit strategy. I guess it's back to the cashier stand or trying to sell people a nice plasma screen T.V.
 
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I never knew who this guy was, but watching his meltdown has got me afflicted with the autism so I'm going down the hole. So far, my mis-match is voter registration is at one address, and when I plug that into other systems, I get his name, but the address you're quoting me here. So there's two different addresses, and I'm about to jump into property tax lookup.

Okay, nothing definite yet, but silly circumstance has arisen.

The address of
63127 Britta St Bend, OR
Property Tax lists a Lori Kallberg, and does anyone have the info on Pyro's girlfriend/ladyfriend? Because otherwise, there's no connection between him and this property that I see.

However, the address of
63846 HUNTERS CIR BEND
Which is also listed under his voter registration; is assigned to "TOMASSIAN FAMILY CHILDRENS TRUST". And this is a trick that famous/people of interest do to try and mask their physical address. They'll have a trust, LLC, etc purchase the property, to which they then move in.

So unless someone has a link to poor miss Lori Kallberg et al; the Hunters Circle is his address.
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Yeah that's probably the actual house because compare these rooms:
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