Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

I did some fresh EX4 prog tonight in PF.
Not super bad. We managed to get through barricade consistently but people couldn't get past the 1st set of bloom towers for a good chunk of the lockout. They kept connecting them together causing us to fail the mech. We did manage to pull it off on the last pull of the night but folks were confused on how to handle the 2nd escalon. Not sure if we wanted to do the whole dps south, support north or if they wanted to take a shot at the braindead strat people were talking about where they just stack the 2 stack markers together and everyone with a donut just runs in after it goes off.
All in all, not bad for the first attempt at prog, considering how nervous I was and how much I kept fucking up the first escalon. I initially thought dps were supposed to take the 1st hit no matter what it was but they corrected me by saying that dps always start out inside the hitbox and that you just move in or out depending if you get the single swap pattern or the double swap.
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Wish I coulda progged more but it's late and I have to work in the morning.
 
Grummz at least did the MSQ himself on those alts (Mounts and minions are automatically claimed if you use a story skip and one of the points making fun of him was that half of the characters didn't have the Magitek Armor mount despite being in IL110 armor from the ARR postpatches), this guy has 8 characters in one FC and has spent over $100 on skipping the first 30 quests of ARR at least 10 times.

A guy has alts and bought level skips to get through the shittiest parts of the game.

I repeat: who cares. This isn't notable at all beyond you having some slapfight with him.
 
Friend of mine told me about some weirdly obsessed mentor who admitted to using PlayerScope in Phantom NN, screenshots were sent and I was amazed someone would get so upset over such a nothingburger to the point they'd out themselves publicly in game as a PlayerScope user. I don't think it's a coincidence that Tari just so happens to have brought up the same incident from the same perspective as Libitina. Find it quite ironic they're bitching about someone "breaking the ToS" when the dude's a well-known user of mods that definitely stray into outright cheating and said they'd used MMOMinion in the past too. The whining's too niche for it to be anyone else.

Oh yeah, Tari's P8S clear post lines up with the achievement date for the same clear on Libitina's public achievements on Lodestone too. So yes, I think this is pretty definite now.
Funniest shit in the thread so far, well done
 
A guy has alts and bought level skips to get through the shittiest parts of the game.

I repeat: who cares. This isn't notable at all beyond you having some slapfight with him.
Libitina is a story and level skipped character too so I don't know why they're crying so much about it.

I had a little look at Tari's profile last night and saw that Burning Fanatic outed them a few years ago as using the Farms' name for clout, intimidation or whatever they fuck they thought they were doing on Reddit. They're still at it (Archive).
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And remember that random tranny they posted about on the forums and got obsessed with? That was them too. It's even funnier because they post on tranny subreddits all the time themselves.
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Honestly, with a 2019 join date I'd expect better than this but somehow I'm also not surprised. Tari, KF is not your personal army.
 
You can be everything you want in this game. A sly thief, a strong warrior, a mighty sorcerer and much, much more. And instead modern glam 'people' elect to be faggots 100% of the time. Like, literally. Give me your hats if you must, but my anger is righteous and the mare lamentarum modern glam troon menace must be removed. Makes me half want to join a sync shell and go on photo safari over the horrors one can encounter there.
 
Incredible to think that none of this would've happened if he didn't so publicly sperg over something any normal person would see then forget after a day or two, or laugh about in private. But no, he had to be lobbing stones out of his glass-walled house with amplified sound.

On that previous halal (lolmao): Him using namedrops of KF as a shorthand for "I'll use this against anyone I don't like!", getting exposed for it on his profile in under two months and then he keeps fucking doing it is some of the most baffling behaviour I've seen on here in a good bit. Couldn't ask for a better a golden ticket to stop acting like a sperg and he ignored it. Oh well!
 
Libitina is a story and level skipped character too so I don't know why they're crying so much about it.

I had a little look at Tari's profile last night and saw that Burning Fanatic outed them a few years ago as using the Farms' name for clout, intimidation or whatever they fuck they thought they were doing on Reddit. They're still at it (Archive).
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And remember that random tranny they posted about on the forums and got obsessed with? That was them too. It's even funnier because they post on tranny subreddits all the time themselves.
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Honestly, with a 2019 join date I'd expect better than this but somehow I'm also not surprised. Tari, KF is not your personal army.
Tari tried to find my character when I started posting ITT too and now he's the one who's been ousted. The irony :story:
 
Libitina is a story and level skipped character too so I don't know why they're crying so much about it.

I had a little look at Tari's profile last night and saw that Burning Fanatic outed them a few years ago as using the Farms' name for clout, intimidation or whatever they fuck they thought they were doing on Reddit. They're still at it (Archive).
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And remember that random tranny they posted about on the forums and got obsessed with? That was them too. It's even funnier because they post on tranny subreddits all the time themselves.
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Honestly, with a 2019 join date I'd expect better than this but somehow I'm also not surprised. Tari, KF is not your personal army.
Jesus, lmao.

Dude is pretty knowledgeable about the game and plugins, yet can't take the advice from people who yelled at him six fucking years ago and is doing the same thing. I don't get it.
 
So I guess this makes you Libitina then, eh? You're a retarded faggot. Phantom's too small a world for you to keep running your mouth and expecting people not to notice. Unironically kill yourself.
Also funny you're bringing up this dude and his FC looking at yours: Archive - bonus Lodestone: Archive
Here's a post he made late last year on Kiwi Farms about an OF thread complaining about plugins, and of course he just had to post in it too, with his Libitina Incarne character (thanks for archiving it Tari). Just more proof that it's this retard's character.

Having access to PlayerScope has made him extra insufferable. He just wants any reason at all to post about him having access to it.

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Just noticed he posted this to his reddit lol, weirdo (archive)
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Resident thread autist who flips his shit at others for saying things he doesn't like gets outed (yet again, judging by his Farms history) for his terrible opsec, despite carrying on like he has immaculate opsec.

Hate love to see it.
And instead modern glam 'people' elect to be faggots 100% of the time.
Honestly, I agree with my friend. What I hate is how many of them want to turn their characters into IMVU creatures. Just go play IMVU or, God forbid, VRChat if that's the experience you want.
 
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What I hate is how many of them want to turn their characters into IMVU creatures. Just go play IMVU or, God forbid, VRChat if that's the experience you want.
Yeah, I just don't get it. The whole point of an RPG is to play a role. My warrior of light should look like, y'know, an adventuring warrior of at least some description. Not a nightclubbing hooker. Why would you come to FFXIV for this when other games exist that more thematically fit the faggot whore gameplay? Why would you build a "venue" in a game about killing primal deities and fighting monsters?
 
Yeah, I just don't get it. The whole point of an RPG is to play a role. My warrior of light should look like, y'know, an adventuring warrior of at least some description. Not a nightclubbing hooker. Why would you come to FFXIV for this when other games exist that more thematically fit the faggot whore gameplay? Why would you build a "venue" in a game about killing primal deities and fighting monsters?
Leaning too far into making it casual-friendly. Why try Savage or Ultimate when any retard can just faceroll the MSQ
 
Tari is the pinnacle of the obnoxious modding raidtranny asshole stereotype and has proven yet again that they are control freaks, but also retarded about it. It truly never gets old, and it’s extra funny after all the times he tried to bully people in-thread for not being “good at the game” while simultaneously using mods to play the game for him.
 
Honestly, I'm just glad we're talking about something more entertaining than raid/hard content liveblogging and CE autism.

I've been given an excuse to play the game again thanks to a couple of friends dragging me to run Cruiserweight for the last two weeks. Caught up with story. It's... better than it has been up until now, but still not great. I don't know what a lot of you have been on about with regards to Woke Trooncat though – it still felt like they were trying to keep it front and center instead of sidelining the character, even with DA REAL SPEEN trying to take the spotlight. Did feel some small incentive to be invested what with the immortal twink having the utter cheek to try and zap us to death in the middle of the street though, even if that incentive only extends as far as "Oh. You have chosen to fuck around and find out."

Trying to convince myself to start the Cosmic Exploration stuff. Still cannot muster enough fucks to give in order to pick up the 24-man, though, even if everyone swears it's great. Same with doing the combined role quest even though it's right there, staring me in the face.
 
Honestly, I'm just glad we're talking about something more entertaining than raid/hard content liveblogging and CE autism.

I've been given an excuse to play the game again thanks to a couple of friends dragging me to run Cruiserweight for the last two weeks. Caught up with story. It's... better than it has been up until now, but still not great. I don't know what a lot of you have been on about with regards to Woke Trooncat though – it still felt like they were trying to keep it front and center instead of sidelining the character, even with DA REAL SPEEN trying to take the spotlight. Did feel some small incentive to be invested what with the immortal twink having the utter cheek to try and zap us to death in the middle of the street though, even if that incentive only extends as far as "Oh. You have chosen to fuck around and find out."

Trying to convince myself to start the Cosmic Exploration stuff. Still cannot muster enough fucks to give in order to pick up the 24-man, though, even if everyone swears it's great. Same with doing the combined role quest even though it's right there, staring me in the face.
I enjoyed the 24 man but its nothing to be obsessive over. Run it once a week if you feel like it is how I view it and its enjoyable when I do.

Cosmic has been fun though not wildly amazing. I enjoy these sorts of things so it's up my alley. I've been hearing there's a semi-prevalent bug where the mech ops will not spawn after one of the red alert events. So they'll just shut down for several hours due to that in multiple instances of CE. Hopefully that'll get fixed.
 
I enjoyed the 24 man but its nothing to be obsessive over. Run it once a week if you feel like it is how I view it and its enjoyable when I do.

Cosmic has been fun though not wildly amazing. I enjoy these sorts of things so it's up my alley. I've been hearing there's a semi-prevalent bug where the mech ops will not spawn after one of the red alert events. So they'll just shut down for several hours due to that in multiple instances of CE. Hopefully that'll get fixed.
My singular, limiting factor from doing any other optional thing at this point is that, once I've done the weekly raids, I tend to obey my overwhelming feeling of "I could be playing literally anything else right now, and I should."
 
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My singluar, limiting factor from doing any other optional thing at this point is that, once I've done the weekly raids, I tend to obey my overwhelming feeling of "I could be playing literally anything else right now, and I should."
Might just be your limit on things to want to play. I get that from time to time and just play something else. The game itself isn't doing great for motivating me to keep at things. What friends I do have are much more successful. I lean on that.
 
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Still cannot muster enough fucks to give in order to pick up the 24-man, though, even if everyone swears it's great.
If you have reliable players to queue it with, it is genuinely entertaining. I swear. I had completely fallen off of the game but the 24-man brought me back in. I'm actually excited to see more again and I thought that feeling had died firmly with the start of Dawntrail. The story is still shit-ish, sure, but at least some of the actual content is worth the time to learn and might be a sign of more good fights to come.
 
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