Finding ADF: The Game

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Susan Gibson, Leader of Beta Squad.

Appearance: Light skin, Dark Features, wears drab, practical clothing, unremarkable in every way.

Skills: Well-read, she has remarkable insight into psych-ops and strategy for a civilian.
Weapons: Books. Sure, knowledge is power, but she'll pick up her 2 lb. "Pocket" Dictionary to beat the English into you. Needing some sort of firearm, she brought the easy-to-conceal Glock 19.

Strengths: In Portland, white girls are a dime-a-dozen, she's easily overlooked.
Liabilities: Throws like a girl.

You'd have to be crazy to lead a team of violent misfits into combat against an army of fanatics in a city that doesn't deserve to be liberated. Susan Gibson is just the right kind of crazy.

Born to a veteran-turned-mechanic and a secretary in quiet little Mifflinburg, PA, Susan Gibson went to Goucher College -a School so liberal it hasn't had College Republicans since Jonah "Fascism is a Liberal ideology" Goldberg graduated. Uninterested in the more absurd aspects of life in "The Goucher Bubble", Gibson got her degree in three years, hoping to start a career in politics. At her first job out of college, agents acting on behalf of Mr. Kiwi contacted her.

A fairly liberal person, Gibson wants to destroy ADF and all his stupid ilk before they undermine the causes they have latched onto. Gibson is ideologically suspect, compared to the others, but Mr. Kiwi saw her true potential -able to understand but uncorrupted by the language and hypocrisy of Social Justice, she could navigate the bizarre social waters of Portland.

I wanted to be recon, but I was too slow, so I had to modify my PC a bit -I guess I'm going for a spymaster, rather than a spy now. If it needs more tweaking, please tell me.
 
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Designation: 101-WU7

Class: Demolitions
Combat: Prefers a 'Shock and Awe' approach utilizing high-explosives or grenades to soften targets before moving into close combat.
Weapons: Grenades/Tomahawk

History: Clone soldier 'borrowed' from the Island of /tg/ in the Sea of Piss and re-purposed by Mr. Kiwi for an Anti-SJW Task Force. Dismissed after forcing an otherkin to drink bleach during an interrogation.
Current Activities: Re-assignment to Stryker Mercenary Company pending approval.

Strengths: Indoctrinated to be utterly fearless and highly aggressive. Capable of overcoming many situations through sheer brute force.
Weaknesses: Extremely reckless and devoid of both caution and subtlety. Very short-sighted, often picking the most direct approach to problems without seeing the bigger picture.
 
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Stealing lolwut's sheet because I like how he set it up.

Designation: 228-VA5 "Twitch"
Role: Recon
Combat: Sniper
Equipment: Accuracy International AS50 Sniper Rifle, M1911 pistol, trench knife, four AS50 magazines, two M1911 magazines.

History: Indoctrinated assassin from the Island of /tg/

Strengths: Indoctrinated, accurate shot, cleans up.
Weaknesses: Preforms poorly without orders, clowns, big guys, taking that mask off would be extremely painful.
 
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Introduction Round:

DM's Note: System is being written out of necessity.

As you all take your first steps out of Portland you see the carnage, the once beautiful city of Portland, Oregon. The sky is an ominous red as the sun lowers on the broken city. The voice on the radio chirrups: "Welcome to Portland, Enjoy your fucking stay!" - It's Mr. Kiwi, "Now, Stryke teams, the last known position of ADF is north-east of Alpha's position, underneath the Glenn L. Jackson Memorial Bridge - intercept ADF and take him out!"

Alpha Team takes the high path while Beta Team advances on the highway.
You come into contact with a team of ADF minions (Rolling 1d6 for first attack: Because both teams have recon if you roll less than 4 it is Stryker's first attack. Odds = Alpha, Even= Beta.)
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Alpha Team has spotted the Minion, Your squad attacks first! (Rolling random member 1d6)
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Without hesitation, Demolitions Unit @Randall Fragg attacks long range with his Sniper Rifle!
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It's a hit! Hangman's shot had pierced the Minion's armor and has hit him square in the upper chest. The topples over, dead.

Success! Stryker team has cleared Glenn L. Jackson Memorial Bridge! However ADF is no where to be seen! Alpha Team reports back to Mr. Kiwi:

"ADF has moved: he has gone further into southern Portland. Alpha Team and Beta Team: split up and find him! Mark a location on this map and search the area!"

ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ Pander said:
Pander for leader of Alpha Team.
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Morbid Boredom said:
Susan Gibson, Leader of Beta Squad.
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Alpha Team/Beta Team Leaders, take hold of your team and move out. Squadmates, you may choose to search, chat, gather, scavange or do whatever, remember I do give enhancements for those who interact! Leaders will also be able to choose who attacks first and give commands next time you are attacked/attack.

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Charlie Team is ready to be filled!
 
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Squadmates, you may choose to search, chat, gather, scavange or do whatever, remember I do give enhancements for those who interact!
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TrannyKiller88 chooses to chat and makes an attempt to **ruffle** Pander by calling his gun a Russian AK-47.
 
Brad chooses to chat and tries to talk shop with Phil about ways to increase the explosive power of dynamite.
 
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TrannyKiller88 chooses to chat and makes an attempt to **ruffle** Pander by calling his gun a Russian AK-47.
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Hah, only spergs react to old shit like that. I laugh and pat Trannykiller on the back.

Alright Alpha Squad, fall in for futher orders.

On the map we're currently near 24 and NE Marine. What we're gonna do is go to Rosewood, bunker down in any building we can fortify (preferably the comcast building in NE Fremont and NE Sandy) and wait for charlie squad to arrive.

Intel also says there might be an enemy FOB a few miles down highway 205. If we can capture that, then rosewood is out of the question.

Ziltoid, you're running point. Stay hidden and keep contact with me if you see any tangos. Don't fire unless fired upon or you think your target is manageable. If heavily engaged find heavy cover and wait for the rest of the squad to support.

Trannykiller, you're vanguard. Any ambushers Ziltoid misses you gotta mow down. Me and scary will be close behind to provide support and medical.

Hatchetman and Derrick Dee, you're rear guard. Intel says there might be an FOB down highway 205. If there is, we'll capture it, hatchet can commandeer vehicles and Derrick can provide support for you.

Any questions will be answered in this communique. LET'S MOVE OUT SQUAD!
 
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ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ Pander said:
Hah, only spergs react to old shit like that. I laugh and pat Trannykiller on the back.

Alright Alpha Squad, fall in for futher orders.

On the map we're currently near 24 and NE Marine. What we're gonna do is go to Rosewood, bunker down in any building we can fortify (preferably the comcast building in NE Fremont and NE Sandy) and wait for charlie squad to arrive.

Intel also says there might be an enemy FOB a few miles down highway 205. If we can capture that, then rosewood is out of the question.

Ziltoid, you're running point. Stay hidden and keep contact with me if you see any tangos. Don't fire unless fired upon or you think your target is manageable. If heavily engaged find heavy cover and wait for the rest of the squad to support.

Trannykiller, you're vanguard. Any ambushers Ziltoid misses you gotta mow down. Me and scary will be close behind to provide support and medical.

Hatchetman and Derrick Dee, you're rear guard. Intel says there might be an FOB down highway 205. If there is, we'll capture it, hatchet can commandeer vehicles and Derrick can provide support for you.

Any questions will be answered in this communique. LET'S MOVE OUT SQUAD!
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DM: Can you give me the map location? I am assuming here: https://www.google.com.au/maps/search/Comcast/@45.5483123,-122.5886745,16z
 
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Hatchetman420 wanders around the airport parking lot looking for a car to steal. He's in a bad mood because he wasn't allowed to smuggle any drugs onto the flight and the parking lot is full of shitty jap cars and Priuses, which aren't suitable for street racing and tactical missions despite Commander Stykers's claims. He eventually finds a large van that looks like it belongs to a church group and attempts to pick the lock without setting the car alarm. Hopefully there's a bottle of lighter fluid in the back that he can huff.
 
Darky almost brings up that his team don't have a single gun and therefore will probably die extremely quickly, but decides not to because he's a Britbong and doesn't know what a gun is. Instead he decides to stand around awkwardly, waiting for orders and eagerly awaiting the time he can stab his teammates with slightly used needles he found on a beach while filling their mouths full of happy pills.
 
Trannykiller88 prepares his edgiest /pol/ memes and makes ready to back up Ziltoid with enough deliberate misgendering to double the tranny suicide rate.
 
ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ Pander said:
On the map we're currently near 24 and NE Marine. What we're gonna do is go to Rosewood, bunker down in any building we can fortify (preferably the comcast building in NE Fremont and NE Sandy) and wait for charlie squad to arrive.

Intel also says there might be an enemy FOB a few miles down highway 205. If we can capture that, then rosewood is out of the question.

Ziltoid, you're running point. Stay hidden and keep contact with me if you see any tangos. Don't fire unless fired upon or you think your target is manageable. If heavily engaged find heavy cover and wait for the rest of the squad to support.
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We need vehicles for getting around in the city. We'll never be able to find ADF on foot.

Ziltoid scouts ahead down War Veteran's Memorial Highway and finds "Thrifty Car Rental". This place has gotten terrible online reviews so the people working here will not be missed.

Ziltoid waits until the cover of night to infiltrate the car lot. He uses a tablet computer to hack into the security cameras that watch over the lot and disables them. With security now blind, Ziltoid now makes his way to the manager's office with ease. He sees two guys in the office who obviously look like paid ADF goons. One of them leaves to go use the restroom; tranny thugs are people too. Ziltoid follows goon #1 to the bathroom silently and readies his lanyard. Just before the thug is about to unzip his fly, Ziltoid strikes hard and strangle's the thug to death with ease and steals his knife. He returns to the first room where the other goon was and slowly creeps up on him. He then plants the knife into the back of the thug's head. A geyser of blood fills the room with an audible squirt and the goon falls over dead.

The car park is now secure. Ziltoid radio's Alpha and Beta to let them know vehicles are available.
 
"YEEHAW, DEERECT HIT!" Derrick whoops as the tranny explodes. He slings his rifle and follows Hatchet to the church van.
While Hatchet picks the lock, Derrick climbs to the roof and scopes out the local area with his rifle for anything of intrest.
 
Ziltoid said:
The car park is now secure. Ziltoid radio's Alpha and Beta to let them know vehicles are available.
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Good thinking Ziltoid those cars should come in handy.

Hatchetman, see if you can commandeer those vehicles. Gibson's gonna be happy about the news.

Squad, pick your car and prepare to move out. Standard formations still apply.

Call the buggy.
 
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Well, so much for subtlety. On the plus side, they now had transportation.

"Just give me the numbers and I'll grab the keys from the office! While we're at it -Beta Team! Search the rental office. We'll need their weapons, money for bribes, and any clue of some kind of fuhrerbunker."

The fallen tranarchists have Chinese-made AK-47s, of course.

"Are there gas pumps on the premises? We should take a few cans to smoke the fuckers out of their couch forts."
 
Digging through the file cabinets for anything useful.
Looks like a petty cash box containing $72 and some papers with the Tranarchest crest printed on them. Problem is they're written using some kind of code I can't make heads or tails of. Anybody here speak Tumblr?
 
101-WU7 looks for a pickup truck in the rental lot and smashes the window with his tomahawk to get in. He then gets to work setting up a remote charge on the underside of the vehicle.

"If we can get the parts, this vehicle will make an acceptable technical. So long as we can find a weapon to mount on the back, that is."
 
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