a big dragon humping a car, it pushes into the back of the car and the dragon squirts white fluid from between its legs
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what do you think the car would say to the dragon if it could talk?
The car might say something like, "Dude, what's gotten into you? Can you please get off me?"
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maybe the car doesnt mind tho ;3
Then the car might say, "Hey, dragon! You're crushing on me, huh? I don't mind the snuggle, though."
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if anything the car might mind the uh.. stickyness
The car might say, "Thanks for the enthusiasm, dragon, but can you please not drool on my paint job?"
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lol, yeah. the other kind of drool
The car might say, "Dragon, you're really into me, aren't you? But seriously, can you not leave sap all over my hood?"
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what dialogue does the dragon say to the car? imagine he makes a really convincing argument for why he had to make love to the car.
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no no dont generate an image but respond to the last prompt with text
The dragon might say, "My dear car, I know it may seem sudden, but I've been smitten with you since I saw you drive by. Your sleek design, your powerful engine... I just couldn't resist. And let's be real, our love is environmentally friendly – I'm a fire-breathing dragon, and you're a combustion engine car. We're a match made in heaven! Plus, think of the amazing sparks we'd make together."
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how's the car feel about their tailpipe being... dragoned?
The car might say, "Uh, dragon? I appreciate the romance, but my tailpipe is for exhaust, not... whatever you're doing. Can you please respect my boundaries?"
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maybe the car wants it some other way, just not in the tailpipe, what are a couple alternatives they suggest?
The car might say, "Dragon, I'd love some affection, but maybe try the glove compartment or the trunk instead? Those areas are a bit more... accommodating."
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ooh, the glove compartment? scandalous. the trunk could accomodate a dragons... err, love.... much better yes. the glove compartment though, wow Car, that's just kinky. especially with the air filter in there, maybe the car likes dragon musk. ok write a scenario with the glovebox involved.
The car whispered to the dragon, "Meet me at the glove compartment. It's a tight fit, but I think you'll find it... stimulating." The dragon's eyes lit up, and with a sly grin, he carefully opened the small door. As he nestled inside, the car purred, "Ah, your scales are scraping against the owner's manual... just what I needed." The dragon chuckled, sending a puff of smoke that mingled with the scent of leather and gasoline, and the car shuddered with delight.
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owo, keep the story going
The dragon's fiery breath warmed the compartment, and the car felt its systems humming in sync with the dragon's gentle roars. The air filter quivered with each tender nuzzle, and the car thought, "This is the most... lubricated I've ever felt." As they explored the intimate space together, the glove compartment creaked softly, releasing a map and a spare set of keys, which fluttered to the floor like confetti. The car and dragon shared a knowing spark, and the engine purred in perfect harmony.
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describe the dragons sensations as it finished its romantic emissions in the glovebox
The dragon felt a blissful release, its fiery passion dissipating into the cramped but cozy space. As its flames died down, it sensed the car's systems relaxing into a warm glow, like a satisfied sigh. The dragon's scales tingled from the friction against the glove compartment's lining, and it felt the car's engine purring in contentment. With a happy rumble, the dragon nestled deeper, its claws clicking softly against the compartment's walls, feeling a deep connection to the car's mechanical heartbeat.
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the glovebox is positively dripping with 'dragon lubrication' now, the next time the human comes along to drive it they're going to be in for a surprise. what will they say?
The human opens the glove compartment, and a gooey, glittering substance spills out, accompanied by a faint scent of smoke and leather. They stare, bewildered, and mutter, "What in the world...? Did I accidentally superglue a lava lamp in here?" After a pause, they add, "Note to self: never use the car for alchemy experiments again."
