First Annual DSP Census

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Select the answer which most describes you:

  • I want DSP to get money

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • I don't care if DSP gets money

    Votes: 33 34.4%
  • I want DSP to not get money

    Votes: 51 53.1%
  • I want DSP to get attention

    Votes: 18 18.8%
  • I don't care if DSP gets attention

    Votes: 35 36.5%
  • I want DSP to not get attention

    Votes: 23 24.0%
  • I want people to troll DSP

    Votes: 30 31.3%
  • I don't care if people troll DSP

    Votes: 43 44.8%
  • I want people to not troll DSP

    Votes: 10 10.4%
  • I want people to monetize DSP content and activities

    Votes: 17 17.7%
  • I don't care if people monetize DSP content and activities

    Votes: 57 59.4%
  • I want people to not monetize DSP content and activities

    Votes: 9 9.4%
  • I want DSP to fail

    Votes: 50 52.1%
  • I don't care if DSP fails or succeeds

    Votes: 33 34.4%
  • I want DSP to succeed

    Votes: 2 2.1%
  • I want DSP to go away

    Votes: 22 22.9%
  • I don't care if DSP goes away or sticks around

    Votes: 38 39.6%
  • I want DSP to stick around

    Votes: 22 22.9%

  • Total voters
    96
  • Poll closed .

James Smith

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If people think of other questions I'll add them. EDIT: I can't add questions after voting begins, never mind.

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Results as of 2019-04-13 22:44 CDT:
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I think there's only 2 more slots open on the survey though, the cap is 20 slots right? Maybe just make them meme slots about what you think his body type is, like "110 year old woman with Gout" or "Adult-baby coma patient", or something.
Edit: Both the survey suggestions, so far, after mine were much better ideas



Also glad to see I'm not the only one who voted for both "I want DSP to fail" and "I want DSP to stick around". Took me a minute to decide those weren't mutually exclusive :P I want to see him drag out this trainwreck for at least a couple more years, he's still financially treading water and has already thrown out "muh 60 year old parents will die next year, plz gib me $16K".

It's fascinating watching him dig his own grave while people plead with him to come to his senses and he yells back up at them, "Fuck you, I'm going to China. All the riches of the Orient will be mine!!!!"
 
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I don’t care what happens after some stunning exemplar of humanity makes a music video of Duran Duran’s “Hungry Like the Wolf” with his jerkoff “incident”. Unless that’s already happened? I dunno!

Guess that counts as I want people to troll DSP. Selected.
 
Also glad to see I'm not the only one who voted for both "I want DSP to fail" and "I want DSP to stick around". Took me a minute to decide those weren't mutually exclusive. I want to see him drag out this trainwreck for at least a couple more years, he's still financially treading water and has already thrown out "muh 60 year old parents will die next year, plz gib me $16K".

It's fascinating watching him dig his own grave while people plead with him to come to his senses and he yells back up at them, "Fuck you, I'm going to China. All the riches of the Orient will be mine!!!!"

I believe D$P will stream maybe until he is elderly. The train wreck will go on for years... (But I agree, the climax of the current financial story is very interesting)

I think even if he was homeless, he'd do IRL streams of new shoes he found at the park; of a burger he got for free from a good Samaritan; or of his new card board box pillow.

I recall he said previously when he gets his restaurant business he would do 'behind the scenes' videos.

I think he likes doing videos as he can control the narrative; and this feeds his ego
 
I thought it was going to be a Census like "How old are you? What was the first DSP content you watched? How long did you watch DSP before he banned/blocked you?"
 
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Poll results re-tallied and poll scheduled to close in an hour. I won't be re-tallying it.
 
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