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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
ToddleDoddle said:
TTS: Josie you act like a child and all these weirdos love you for it

Josie: I don't act like a child, I act like Josie, I got a job, I drive a car, I got bills to pay.
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That's a good answer, but she does act like a child.
Or maybe the cherokee people have a great tradition of playing with stuffed animals once you reach adulthood.
 
Entire website just went red and a demonic voice started saying "My house" repeatedly. Seems it only played for the viewers and not the fish.
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Ben has pulled Josie upstairs.
Tells her she and Jon have the same special energy and she has to become the new Jon.
"It would help if you read the bible with the karaoke machine."
Says she has to act more like Jon, not asking her but telling her.
Josie says to TTS her what they liked about Jon and how she can put a Josie-twist on Jon antics.
 
Jeff Gerstmann said:
Ben has pulled Josie upstairs.
Tells her she and Jon have the same special energy and she has to become the new Jon.
"It would help if you read the bible with the karaoke machine."
Says she has to act more like Jon, not asking her but telling her.
Josie says to TTS her what they liked about Jon and how she can put a Josie-twist on Jon antics.
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That's stupid. If they want Jon, they shouldn't have kicked him out.
 
Slightly Worthless said:
That's stupid. If they wanted Jon, they shouldn't have kicked him out.
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Jon stated on the twitter space earlier this evening that he was planning on leaving anyway, so it was inevitable.

Damiel went out of his way to tell Josie goodnight. I don't find it very interesting but someone might so I included it.
 
Slightly Worthless said:
That's stupid. If they wanted Jon, don't kick him out.
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It's a bit bro. They wouldn't have done it on camera if it was a serious request. They are just giving her an objective for entertainment value.

She is making a list of ways to act like Jon, taking suggestions for the TTS. Doesn't want to imitate his speech impediment because she thinks it's disrespectful.
 
Aidan said:
She's funny and quirky, you don't need to sexualize her. Weird thing to say.
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Ok since two people have taken this the wrong way, I'm saying that Josie is boring except for those that sexualize her(meaning she's boring to me, I don't sexualize her). She's got a quirky, autistic charm, but she's can't carry this show on her own.
 
Contents I managed to catch:
A package of steaks
A smoothie
A new book that she 'has ideas' for.
A pack of colored pencils?
 
Josie with the help of TTS is making a list of things that she could do to be more Jon-like. Things include stuff like adopting a user handle "@businesssspruce2022", working out without a shirt and so on.

Ben comes in during that time with a loot crate which is full of Jon related paraphernalia, offers Josie a puff of his cigarette which she declines, then promptly leaves.
 
One of the TTS suggested that Josie start jumping over chairs, she said she didn't know if she could but she will try it, which is something she absolutely should not do.
 
While making her Jon-esque business cards, Josie has trouble spelling "business." She says "I feel like he would misspell it so it's okay." She doesn't know this, but he actually did. His handle was "buisnessjack2022" until recently when his Instagram manager fixed it.
 
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