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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Al Dente Alighieri said:
I don’t know what kind of woman does porn of their own volition, not only that, does it almost entirely for free and to top it all off, doesn’t clean their shit down there. It’s pretty fucked to begin with but you could at least take some pride in it. It’s multiple layers of silly billy dumb dumb stuff.

That being said her saying shit about being a loser back home, man, Letty you don’t gotta be a loser. Nobody is irredeemable in gods eyes and that’s a promise. Just fix up your shit and get on a good path.

Unless you’re Simmons. Simmons is irredeemable, he gets the lake of fire every time, even if he spends every waking day saving orphans from debilitating meth addictions he still gets it primarily because he’s Chinese but secondarily because of his predisposition towards bumming kiddies.
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I think the current theory is that she didn't do it of her own volition.
 
wagglyplacebo said:
I believe earlier I was able to hear footsteps and muffled speech, I imagine since the mic is in the corner people won't hear much until the poo and the pee starts. Though looking now I'm not hearing the usual "hiss" associated with an open mic not getting anything to chew on.
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Is this what you thought it would be like to be a forum admin? Discussing the fecal urgency of contestants in a Sam Hyde experiment?
 
Famke said:
Simmons is fucking hilarious. Tranny shit has jaded this forum so much that they can't appreciate watching an asian twink producing some of the most high quality top-shelf cringe I've seen in a good while and while I understand, it makes me sad. Simmons needs to stay around for a good while.
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Cull any poisoned fruits of your polluted womb, and kill yourself fag hag
 
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Famke said:
Simmons is fucking hilarious. Tranny shit has jaded this forum so much that they can't appreciate watching an asian twink producing some of the most high quality top-shelf cringe I've seen in a good while and while I understand, it makes me sad. Simmons needs to stay around for a good while.
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Like Simmons says: when it comes to cringe, a lot of people get too excited and get found out and asked to leave. So he's here to show us how to do it the right way.
 
Josie is following through with her assignment and jumping over the chair. Vance is doing pushups now - they're keeping Jon's memory alive.
 
The angry chick sfx has been playing almost non stop today.

The fish seem to have adapted to it. Not sure how they are clinging to any remaining sanity with it blaring since they've been awake. I wonder if they prefer this or the "j j j j j j j j j j " TTS
 
This Is Violence Now said:
(i didn't attach cause the file is big and null complains)
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Uh, I'd rather you attach a huge file nobody can watch in real time because of its size than not bother attaching it at all so that the archive gets lost to time.

You're not going to get a video like that down smaller without reducing the resolution. The static creates a lot of video size bloat.
 
Null said:
Uh, I'd rather you attach a huge file nobody can watch in real time because of its size than not bother attaching it at all so that the archive gets lost to time.

You're not going to get a video like that down smaller without reducing the resolution. The static creates a lot of video size bloat.
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Ok, I recorded with OBS default settings, then cropped with an online cropper thing. I'll try to re-read that kiwifarms archive thread and change my recording methods cause I'm pretty sure 50 seconds shouldn't take 150 mbs (or should they?).
 
Update on fish status:
Jon (ELIMINATED): Decoy protagonist, a sacrificial lion who's departure rouses the remaining contestants into action
Josie: The new main character, carrying on Jon's memory
Letty: Decoy villain, turned into an underdog secondary protagonist by Vance's machinations
Vance: The new main antagonist for the time being
Damiel: Status unclear, potentially still tertiary antagonist
Sylvia: Still a side character
BONUS - The Entity: Greater-scope villain and potential final boss of the season

EDIT: I also just found out that Fishtank has a (bare-bones) TV Tropes page - here
 
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