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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Does any one have any clips of Hog's meltdown?
Or can give a rundown about it?

She was having crazy mood swings and she was yelling at everyone, but had some kind of beef with Fatty I guess? Chat suggested she was mixing SSRI with alcohol and that might have overloaded both her brain cells.

I missed what started it. I caught a little bit of Fatty yelling about "sexual assault" and arguing with Letty about how it's different when it happens to guys. I get a feeling he has a dark past. I'm guessing her getting rejected by Frank is what set her off or the TTS going off on her for being fat and useless.
Fatty snapped because he respects Frank Hassle and thought Sylvia touched Frank sexually because Frank kept saying she did as Frank trolled her in front of everyone. So we get Fatty screaming like a woman for way too long believing Sylvia really molested Frank.
Fatty has made a habit over his career of trauma dumping and being triggered by random things that remind him of something very specific, it's hard to know what's real with him but most of what he says is bullshit.

She also told Josie and Vance that it was a big joke by her and she's fucking with everyone, which rubs Josie the wrong way. Josie told Sylvia to tell Chris it was a joke and Sylvia goes downstairs but chooses instead to apologize, no mention of joking, and Chris tells her not to talk to him. Sylvia never intended on telling Chris she was joking and clearly she wasn't. Sylvia told the bathroom confessional that she was joking as well as if viewers didn't see it from beginning to end.
Can anyone confirm anything Hog says? She claims to be bulimic/anorexic, former heroin addict, and during Fatty's workout she claimed to have rods in her hand so she can't workout.
I can't confirm anything but her being a former heroin addict is considered established. The rods in her hand seems like bullshit, internal hardware usually comes with scars and people talk about it after spending weeks together.
Speaking from experience on that one and I never am the one to bring it up.
At least once Fatty broke down in tears with Sam. Sam took Fatty to the garage to workout (like another Jon only fatter)
I think Sam is doing it to learn about Fatty and spite Idubbbz on top of wearing a retard down so he's tuckered out.
I missed everything from when Chip first arrived to shortly after Ella showed up. Help me ketchup kiwibros.
I'd need to check the days but there's always a lot happening. Lance got "promoted" to WP2 in front of everyone but that was just to make Vance feel bad.
Simon was elected president with Frank as his enforcer, Frank really pushes the line and has to be told about his limits repeatedly but doesn't get in true trouble.

I'm not able to formulate a proper summary right now but it seems like a lot happens every day, even on slow days.
 
It's good to be back lads. I just have to say this is by far the best place to discuss Fish Tank online. Following the /tv/ generals was maddening. People are 4chan are legit retarded. When Slyvia had her complete meltdown a couple nights ago people on there actually bought into her faking the whole thing when she was so clearly seething at Frank.
 
Jet is grilling the poop accomplice, Letty. She'll break sooner or later. Note that Jet is leaning into the suspect, really applying the psychological pressure. Don't believe her lies Jet, you can hear the shit in her voice!
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ED: Bad Cop Ben has come to yell at Letty. He hates her and wants her to leave his life.
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He's fat with a high-pitched voice and annoyed all the fish with his autistic ramblings.
I can only hope and pray but fatty will more likely crap the bed metaphorically. The hasn't shown in the past has the tiger blood and can quickly withdraw in self doubt. It is a funny troll against iDubbez.
 
I can only hope and pray but fatty will more likely crap the bed metaphorically. The hasn't shown in the past has the tiger blood and can quickly withdraw in self doubt. It is a funny troll against iDubbez.
He's already withdrawn multiple times. Then he comes back and talks until he goes to sleep.
 
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"Letty, why would Sylvia poop in her own room to frame Frank?"
 
Our veteran detective, Jet, knows to relax his posture when interviewing a cooperative witness, getting to open up more about the case. Meanwhile, Deputy Martinez silently reminds the witness of the consequences for lying.
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Deputy Martinez searched R3 for clues, finding nothing, but while searching R2 our investigators find the poop cup in the infamous closet. #BackTheBlue
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I apologize for not having any clips. Simon has been ranting all day about how he "broke" fishtank and somehow destroyed the whole show by being "too good at the freeloader" job. He keeps saying that he has managed to completely undermine the producers' competitions and now there's no point to the show because nobody cares about it anymore. He keeps saying that he "feels kinda bad" about ending fishtank but that the producers should have known he would be too good at his job. Simon wants to go home (yet again) but this time because he's bored since he already cracked the game.

He really sounds unhinged when he goes on like this. The fish just egg him on because he's clearly unwell.
 
I apologize for not having any clips. Simon has been ranting all day about how he "broke" fishtank and somehow destroyed the whole show by being "too good at the freeloader" job. He keeps saying that he has managed to completely undermine the producers' competitions and now there's no point to the show because nobody cares about it anymore. He keeps saying that he "feels kinda bad" about ending fishtank but that the producers should have known he would be too good at his job. Simon wants to go home (yet again) but this time because he's bored since he already cracked the game.

He really sounds unhinged when he goes on like this. The fish just egg him on because he's clearly unwell.
Jet also egged him on during the interrogation, I think Simon was talking with Frank about that earlier but missed that convo.
 
I'm alone in this but the addition of ASF has tanked my interest in the show, dude never shuts the fuck up. I hear him in every room when he's up and active. He is also literally homeless so he isn't going anywhere and the crew obvioisly likes having him, I guess as an own on idubbz, so he isn't getting booted.

It's kind of soured me on the rest. Like, Simon has been a huge bitch since the fake cancelation, Frank was massively oversold, and I'm not really rooting for any of the fish at this point. My money is non-passionately on Josie or Vance but the crew haven't decided how the final winner is going to be chosen so who knows. I vote Sylvia or Letty don't get it because they're obnoxious and very gross, but it wouldn't be entirely undeserved since they've both put up with the most from tts.

Having the KF chat back is good though
 
In the criminal justice system, fecal based offenses are considered especially heinous. In FishTank, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Feces Unit. These are their stories.
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I'm alone in this but the addition of ASF has tanked my interest in the show, dude never shuts the fuck up. I hear him in every room when he's up and active. He is also literally homeless so he isn't going anywhere and the crew obvioisly likes having him, I guess as an own on idubbz, so he isn't getting booted.

It's kind of soured me on the rest. Like, Simon has been a huge bitch since the fake cancelation, Frank was massively oversold, and I'm not really rooting for any of the fish at this point. My money is non-passionately on Josie or Vance but the crew haven't decided how the final winner is going to be chosen so who knows. I vote Sylvia or Letty don't get it because they're obnoxious and very gross, but it wouldn't be entirely undeserved since they've both put up with the most from tts.

Having the KF chat back is good though
The addition of the freeloaders was done most likely as a quick fix/knee jerk reaction to a lack of content. After Jon left and the camping situation started viewership started to drop very quickly. Freeloaders are a way to basically give the show a quick dose of energy and keep the audience interested in the short term. And they do a good job... in the short term. Simon's entertainment value didn't last. Lance was sweet but short in staying. Ella had potential, but she left far too quick.

The addition of ASF was done as a way to fill the Jon sized hole in everyone's heart. Problem is he's too low energy and doesn't shut the fuck up (at least Jon read the Bible). He's also very predictable in his actions. Basically we're not going to see a mustard explosion anytime soon with ASF. Frank is what the plant should've been, but now that the show is three weeks in and he's been hyped up so much he might disappoint some. He's still the best freeloader though.

I feel like a lot of people don't want to see celebrity fish tank. They want to see the contestants they've known from week one interact with each other and do dumb contests. They want to see said contestants and their arcs with each other be solved. Problem is most good arcs died the moment Jon left. Now it's mostly producer forced drama. Not to say there hasn't been good moments. As people have pointed out the rapping contest was very good.
 
Freeloaders are a good idea since an emptying house was going to be a problem, they just cannot overstay their welcome. Lance was a good example of just enough imo. I think there has been and can easily continue to be content without Jon but producers keep fumbling when they have good opportunities.
 
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