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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Every attempt at Josie targeting has failed more/less. The only fish that wants to mess with her is Letty - ineffectively. Freeloaders don't get to her aside from Fatty being naked and Lance throwing her personal stuffed animal, Queso, into the basement.
Fatty and her struck a deal to mitigate a repeat, he felt really bad about upsetting her, it's in a confessional.
Queso was recovered and Josie never believed they sent the stuff to the dump anyway, she expressed this quietly with Vance during that.

Frank Hassle's attempts were all thwarted aside from him going at her feet but that almost got too physical and looked bad so he backed off and apologized. From then on she knew she had won.
I think Josie is one of those people who are impossible to fuck with because normal life is so uncomfortable/emotionally overwhelming her that she's basically pegged out all the time and the extreme shit doesn't seem materially different to her.
 
Has there been any indication that Frank Hassle is actually coming back? Or is it just cope and wishful thinking from chat? I keep seeing people talk about it
There's a Frank instagram post where he says "I'll be back" but I saw it secondhand so can't even verify the date it was uploaded or if the context is fishtank.

Is this guy homeless? He sure as fuck looks like it. Also his ass crack hangs out.
No, he and Alex Stein have worked together before.
 
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The rumors I've heard make it sound like it's not even always about making people want to quit, it's about increasing the cost of staying versus some other tempting alternative.

What I heard has to do with how they had Mauro do a show for all the fish, not just once but twice and one of those times with TTS and with Jet specifically directing the fish to pay attention to it, explaining how many followers everyone had gained on Instagram and how big CNN interviews awaited everyone. The insta followers for Vance and Sylvia shot up by 10,000x in the span of a day, which seems likely to have been done so they could show the two of them those numbers downstairs.

Sylvia was blatantly throwing during the PSAT, pausing and asking what section they were on and staring at Sam and just goofing around.

My conclusion is that Sylvia was ready to go home, finding that the (fake) increase in her followers was reward enough.

Ergo: It may not always be the stress that forces a fish to leave, they may be tempted from the house, lied to, and baited into going. Thinking about this actually disturbed me because they did take Vance out of the house to do the WP2 sketch, but I guess they're just considering that to be excused because they can't change when that sketch would be happening. But they could easily have said, alright Vance, do you want to be in WP2? Step outside, okay? OH YOU FELL FOR IT, STUPID, GO HOME.
 
Chris has returned to the Tank.
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lol @ sam hyde calling me toxic
Unfortunately, he's right. I think he meant it more as a statement of fact than an insult.

You and KF have very very very bad reputation - undeserved of course - but like it or not, the reputation is what it is. If Sam was to associate with us, the same influential people in tech might go after his platform and money as go after ours, so he doesn't want to do that.

Apes together strong? Maybe, but if one ape has a heat-seeking missile following him at all times, his peers might be wary of him.
 
Who is this fucking wigger in shorts with his socks pulled all the way up? The white supremacist guy should smash his head into the island a few times and do us all a favor.

Back to playing Freelancer.
Wait really?

You ever play multiplayer? It's great.
 
Letty was just busted for taking a hit of CBD offered to her by Chris. They even had a poster to remind contestants of the simple rule. Jet is now searching her room and she consented to a urine test.
 
Letty was just busted for taking a hit of CBD offered to her by Chris. They even had a poster to remind contestants of the simple rule. Jet is now searching her room and she consented to a urine test.
Vance got to leave the house and he's still there. I don't wanna fuckin' hear it.
 
Who is this fucking wigger in shorts with his socks pulled all the way up? The white supremacist guy should smash his head into the island a few times and do us all a favor.


Wait really?

You ever play multiplayer? It's great.
Just started playing it again today after like...15 years. DL'd the HD mod and just farting around in open play for the time being.

If letty gets DQ'd for breaking a non-rule that Chris has been breaking every fucking day he's there...
Also Letty should have known better than to touch anything Chris offered. It could have been full of roofies.
 
If letty gets DQ'd for breaking a non-rule that Chris has been breaking every fucking day he's there...
Also Letty should have known better than to touch anything Chris offered. It could have been full of roofies.
It's totally a bit just to fuck with Letty, I heard Jet's little spiel he gave her when he was giving her the dressing-down in B1. Letty is fucking retarded for opening herself to this though.
 
Unfortunately, he's right. I think he meant it more as a statement of fact than an insult.

You and KF have very very very bad reputation - undeserved of course - but like it or not, the reputation is what it is. If Sam was to associate with us, the same influential people in tech might go after his platform and money as go after ours, so he doesn't want to do that.

Apes together strong? Maybe, but if one ape has a heat-seeking missile following him at all times, his peers might be wary of him.
Maybe sam's right on the fact, but jet also openly associates with turkey tom who has an account here and openly credits the farms in his videos. Sam's enterprise is already indirectly associated with the farms.
 
I had hopes today that the show was going to get better.

The past hour or so has proven the exact opposite.
Frank is a solid freeloader. Fatty is nothing but a downer for the entire show who needs constant babying and check-ins while going around being incredibly loud and annoying.


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Injun incapable of handling firewater. Not even Drunk Piece of Shit Challenge 3.
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Everyone's hassling Letty, yet again, while Vance and Josie get nothing. The only other person getting hassled is Mario, and he's such a wimp I don't expect him to last long before leaving or the crew deciding to stop bullying him.

Edit: Welp, Mario is now leaving.
 
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