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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
First Frank, now Chris. Don't fuck with the piss witch.

Edit: Chris is such a whiny baby, swear to God.

Edit: Jet is telling Letty no more toilet water from now on. Letty argues it's unfair that she can't use clean toilet water but Chris can spit, vomit, and throw dildos at her. Jet is frustrated, he wants to make content but is sick of people complaining and threatening lawsuits. Letty argues she hasn't talked about any lawsuits.

Eventually Jet says that he's making the executive decision, no toilet water, end of discussion. Letty agrees but again asks for Jet tell people to stop spitting on her. I couldn't really hear due to a bunch of TTS coming in but I believe he doesn't agree to this.
 
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Mr.Bucket said:
The fat fuck deserves worse than that. He's legitimately the worst fucking thing to happen to this show and he just won't fuck off.
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I get finding Chris annoying because he never shuts the fuck up but saying he's bad for the show is just flat out wrong. The past 10 days or however long he's contributed massively towards drama and creating content. Go look at the clip channels and he's frequently featured in them. Dude has done more in the past 3 days then Vance has in 34.
 
The members have signed a Poop Treaty to stop the poop play.

Poop Treaty
1. No fecal matter
2. Black Lives Matter
3. No peepee
4. No toilet water period
5. No used toilet paper
6. No throwup
7. No bodily fluids

Signed by Josie, Vance, Letty, and Alex in the kitchen. We'll see if Fatty signs and Dantarius probably will if they ask.

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Alex goes up to the bathroom where Fatty is sulking and tells him to sign the no poop contract, which he does. As Alex is leaving and after he left you just hear Fatty moaning in pain lol.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I get finding Chris annoying because he never shuts the fuck up but saying he's bad for the show is just flat out wrong. The past 10 days or however long he's contributed massively towards drama and creating content. Go look at the clip channels and he's frequently featured in them. Dude has done more in the past 3 days then Vance has in 34.
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The only good content featuring him is when he gets hurt or humiliated
 
Recently the fishtank is starting to feel like some IP2 crackhouse stream. The state of the living room perfectly shows how the show has gone off the rails:
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It's so filthy that making any more mess is just meaningless. There's constantly new e-celebs/crew's buddies coming in. Frank was obviously told not to fuck with Vance or Josie. Viewer interaction is heavily curated to force faggot Jet's narrative removing the unpredictability factor. No challenges and any that pop up are half-assed. Reliance on TTS spam for "content". They even completely disabled fishtoys and sharks haven't been seen for days. The show feels so sloppy and gimped now. Like they're completely done with it and are just waiting for those remaining days to pass. Maybe another jew sperging about politics for a job will save the show?
 
Stein flirting with Letty:


Dontarius breaks Josie's bed:


Frank trolls Mauro (kicks toilet door in):


Shark pours fanta and food on Letty, then food fight with Dontarius:
 
higher quality of Chris hitting his face on the stairs.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
I get finding Chris annoying because he never shuts the fuck up but saying he's bad for the show is just flat out wrong. The past 10 days or however long he's contributed massively towards drama and creating content. Go look at the clip channels and he's frequently featured in them. Dude has done more in the past 3 days then Vance has in 34.
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I don't watch or care about clip channels. As someone who's kept up with this to an unhealthy degree Chris is an annoying attention hog that has to be the center of attention or he throws a fit. I kept up with Airsoftfatty a bit well before Fishtank and stopped because his schtick is being an emotionally stunted, obese retard that likes to talk big and then cries when life happens and he has to pay bills or something else mundane.

Anytime someone lends a hand to try to get him on the right path he leeches off of them as much as possible or is taken advantage of then cries, stops associating with them and then waits to do it again. Fishtank has allowed us to see his cycle happen almost daily which was funny at first but gets tiresome. The best thing he's done in years is falling on those stairs.

Fatty went into the confessional and said he's not talking to Letty anymore and that everything he's done has just been a joke.
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Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
Frank was obviously told not to fuck with Vance or Josie.
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Did you miss the part last night where Frank hassled Vance for an hour about shaving his beard off? At one point he chased him around the house with the razor. He also slapped several things out of Josies hands. The reason he goes after Letty is because Letty gives him the reaction he wants. Vance and Josie just go silent when fucked with. Also why would the producers tell him not to fuck with them? Frank messing with people is content.
 
FiddleAFox said:
Holy shit, did he lose his fucking fingernail?
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Don't think so, he had them painted previously when the girls dolled him up and Vane and Mauro had a boy's day out.

Sicko Hunter said:
Did you miss the part last night where Frank hassled Vance for an hour about shaving his beard off? At one point he chased him around the house with the razor. He also slapped several things out of Josies hands. The reason he goes after Letty is because Letty gives him the reaction he wants. Vance and Josie just go silent when fucked with. Also why would the producers tell him not to fuck with them? Frank messing with people is content.
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Frank doesn't know how to properly fuck with Josie for some reason.
His "fucking" with Vance was Vance being a pussy and it wasn't even for an hour nor did he actually follow through. There was very little stopping him from sneaking a buzz Jackass style on Vance's beard, he just preferred to chase him and then tell Vance that Vance isn't allowed to touch him back.

Aside from splashing soda on Josie you covered everything Frank did to Vance and Josie in a few sentences. A whole post can be dedicated to what he did to Letty last night.
I'd like to point out that Josie reacted the exact same way Letty did to being splashed with something, she immediately went to shower.
 
Fatty is ranting in bedroom 4 alone. To set the tone, he's got complete mush-mouth from the fall (possibly exaggerating a bit), his normal nasally voice, the exasperated breathing from being obese, as well as the echo and terrible quality mic on the camera.

He occasionally will just break out into loud fake laughter about how funny it was that he fell down the stairs and then writhe in pain from the laughter. He at one point says he has butterflies in his stomach for the black lady from last night not Letty (completely unprompted). A few minutes later though he says something about how he left Letty all the hints, it's up to her what she does with them; hinting that he does in fact like Letty and that he is in denial about her clearly not liking him.

At one point he just sat there still and silent for what felt like an eternity, but probably 30 seconds, chat thought he was dead.
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He was playing with some Yugioh cards and has a CBD vape cart that he was given earlier. He finally laid down to get some rest. I'm not sure he'll wake up in the morning, 400 pounds pulling your head into 4 stairs is gonna shake your brain up quiet a bit.

Jet and another crew member checked on him before all this and he said it was nothing serious, maybe a hairline fracture. He said he'd go to urgent care in the morning. They made sure to ask several times on camera if he thought he needed medical attention and he refused.
 
Aidan said:
I'd like to point out that Josie reacted the exact same way Letty did to being splashed with something, she immediately went to shower.
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This is one of my biggest annoyances from people who claim Letty only gets bullied because she "reacts" while Vance and Josie don't. Letty either laughs and takes whatever is given to her, or she does nothing and goes to shower, just like Josie did. The only time I ever see Letty react is when she's crying after being hassled relentlessly. I'm sure Josie would also curl up and cry in her room or lock herself in the bathroom if she experienced non-stop harassment like Letty did. Vance is such a soy boy that I bet he would actually quit if he was messed with as much as Letty.
 
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