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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
8:40-8:43
Vance has stopped twice now for about the same amount of time as Letty that got her DQ's.

First in the kitchen when Sam was after him with the razor. Right after he was taunting Josie with it he went to Vance who paused.

Next in the living room Josie pushes the chair toward Vance when he's in front of the tv/fireplace thing and the couch. He stops and braces both legs to push back. When Sam looks over Vance starts walking again.

They were both short pauses but lasted about as long as Letty's

Yes, I'm being a little bit petty, but this is boring and stupid and Vance isn't really a contestant to me after he left the house for Sam's other stupid project.
 
As an original Joncel, this whole bringing Jon back at the last moment thing was an act of clear desperation. It's gotten to the point where walking for a long time has developed into an actual challenge somehow, boredom is at an all time high, and the crew has run out of ideas to the point where Sam looks downright suicidal. Bringing Jon back this late in the game was completely unwarranted, and even if you're a Jon fan you have to admit it was very lazy.

Jon left on day 16 and was exposed to the outside world for quite a while. Any previous views he had about the previous contestants while on the show (especially Letty) have been warped into something completely different. To put this into perspective, the night before Jon left it almost seemed like Letty and Jon made up in a way. The whole house was shittalking Letty the days prior, Letty was aware of this, Vance revealed that he was going to betray Jon to Letty, Letty revealed this to Jon and they started scheming about how to take down the other contestants. The day after all of this, he left.

I'm not saying that Jon can't provide content now, but the crew is trying to distract from the fact that they fucked everything up after he left. It's basically them saying "hehe hey guys, you remember Jon and how funny and high stakes everything was? Well he's back now!!! Everything can go back to normal and you can't complain." He could've possibly been brought back on like day 23 at the LATEST, but now it's basically a stretch to say we'll return to the excitement and joy of the first two weeks when he was untainted.
 
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Letty and Jon absolutely blew up at each other over cleaning. Jontent is back.
 
I take up for Letty for the abuse she gets, but I can't take up for her cleaning. She acts as if she's never seen a broom before, wtf. Very pathetic, she REALLY needs to learn some basic life skills once she's out of there.

Also Jon's shirt is off.
 
Jon is giving Chris weight loss tips. Chris is actually responsive and really likes what he's hearing. I doubt he will stick with anything, but who knows.

I feel kind of bad for Josie and Vance. Both of them know if they don't get immunity, they will likely lose against Letty, because she will actually do the challenges and will actually sabotage. I have to give them credit for not giving up already, their legs and arms must be sore as fuck by now, yet they're still going.
 
NateHiggers1488 said:
She said she is planning on learning how to play Minecraft
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It should be noted that this was as subject change. A TTS came in asking her if she could talk about her ex situation in minecraft.Sshe then just talked about learning how to play minecraft after giggling. I believe she also mentioned the ongoing court battle with her ex.
 
CoolFool said:
I take up for Letty for the abuse she gets, but I can't take up for her cleaning. She acts as if she's never seen a broom before, wtf. Very pathetic, she REALLY needs to learn some basic life skills once she's out of there.
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The last time I saw someone clean this bad was a literal child. I can't believe an adult would be this terrible. It took her forever to realize you should use both hands on the broom.
 
Letty is still sweeping the same spots. It's been over 30 minutes. She really sucks at this.

Edit: Inspired by Jon, Chris is currently holding weights and walking up and down the same steps he slipped on yesterday. I mean, props to him.
 
CoolFool said:
I missed it; how did Vance get a weight on his ankle? Seems to be really wearing him down.
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Letty taped it there when he and Josie were in B3, after she dumped food and water on them. She also taped a water bottle to his arm but that didn't seem to do much. It was higher up on his leg not touching the ground when she first taped it there but it slipped down at some point. It must be hell for him. This challenge now reminds me of the marathon dances that used to be popular, where people would literally pass out while dancing.
 
Letty said to TTS that she knows she sucks at cleaning, but that doesn't mean she will always suck; says cleaning is a skill she can learn.

True, true. Let's hope she actually does learn it and get better. It's painful to watch her clean.

Edit: Josie and Vance have been drinking water. If one of them doesn't give out from exhaustion, then one of them is going to need to use the bathroom.

Also, no one seems to remember that one of the rules was that they were allowed to stand still if they are cooking.
 
Love how the idea to fix this by bringing Jon back just turned into the fit retard siding with a fat retard and mic peaking for minutes on end because of shit he saw on twitter, even when Sam tries to fix it it turns into real Jet hours
 
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