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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Honestly, I would be scared to find the grossest thing because I feel like Sam is going to make the fish do something with whatever they find.

Also, what did Jon and Vance find? Just tuned in.

Edit: why is fatty on the table exactly?
Vance showed of the remains of some queso thing Fatty cooked for him. I assume it is days old but i didn't catch it all.

Jon says Letty is the grossest thing because pee pee poo poo. She says Fatty pissed the bed three times 10 minutes ago. And Jon tard rages until Sam stops him.

I just realized Jon and Fatty are exactly the same: they hate Letty for their attraction to her.

Letty has one of Josie's plushies that was in a shit-filled toilet and Chris' piss shorts.

Josie has Chris' mattress

Edit: Chris was on the table for some "Medical Treatment" bit Sam came up with. Jon heated a knife on the stove and wanted do something to Fatty with it.
 
I've heard rumors about it but idk, how was he in that fight then, don't they test for drugs?
It's actually really easy to get prescribed test, most men in general are low T so doctors toss it around like candy, if you jump through the hoops, of course. The only down side is you have to be willing to jab your thigh with a needle every couple of days.
I don't want to act like I know anything about the fight stuff but I believe they don't care if it's a corrective/prescription thing.
 
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Give this man $15,000 so he can worship dudeweed in puddles of his own bodily fluids
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Vance showed of the remains of some queso thing Fatty cooked for him. I assume it is days old but i didn't catch it all.

Jon says Letty is the grossest thing because pee pee poo poo. She says Fatty pissed the bed three times 10 minutes ago. And Jon tard rages until Sam stops him.

I just realized Jon and Fatty are exactly the same: they hate Letty for their attraction to her.

Letty has one of Josie's plushies that was in a shit-filled toilet and Chris' piss shorts.

Josie has Chris' mattress

Edit: Chris was on the table for some "Medical Treatment" bit Sam came up with. Jon heated a knife on the stove and wanted do something to Fatty with it.
1000 degree knife vs fat blob challenge.
I've heard rumors about it but idk, how was he in that fight then, don't they test for drugs?
The short answer is that they do test but are pretty ineffective.
Could not find info on any drug testing which is sus but my guess is that they only do a light pre-fight drug test.
 
1000 degree knife vs fat blob challenge.

The short answer is that they do test but are pretty ineffective.
Could not find info on any drug testing which is sus but my guess is that they only do a light pre-fight drug test.
Do they even have to drug test those boxing events, I don't think they are part of any real boxing federation or anything. So there might not be any drug testing at all. Also I Sam mentioned doing a Deca cycle on one of the PKA podcast he did, I think the first one he did.
 
Chris took a shit, put it in a cup and put it on the counter... Low IQ Jon is fine with this and Letty calls him out on his hypocrisy.
I like that she called him out over his dudeweed fake religion too. He got mad when she pointed out that all his self-righteous talk about dudeweed doesn't mean anything if he is going to spit on people, and piss on them, and do other shitty things he has done in the last couple days.
 
Grossest item in the house challenge, Chris presents his own liquid shit, and a piece of toilet paper covered in aforementioned liquid shit.
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Grossest item in the house challenge, Chris presents his own liquid shit, and a piece of toilet paper covered in aforementioned liquid shit.
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Letty asked Jon if she was still the grossest in the house after the event. Jon responded "Not anymore." I usually never gag. But this actually did it for me. As of right now, the fish and Jon are congregated into a corner, seemingly trying to be as far away from Chris as possible. Chris admitted that some of it got on the counter. Chris asks Letty how that was worse than her touching a cup filled with shit. Letty has to explain why in detail the way someone would to a child.

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Grossest thing challenge, must present without gloves to the camera. This whole time TTS is going off and they are forced by Sam to stop talking while TTS is going so it's taking forever.

Vance:
A dish Fatty made from the trash (queso, milk, something else was in there, mold has started to develope. It's been in the garage since day 20.) There's also a moldy bedsheet caked in dry wall, hair, a nerf dart, and a bunch of other stuff. A plastic bag started to meld to it, Goldstriker makes Vance smell it. (Jon slept in that pile of trash last night)

Jon:
Says the grossest thing is Letty. I can't really tell what he's saying, his lisp mixed with the clear seething over her, makes it impossible to tell. he says something about her pissing all over the house, Letty hits back with "Chris just pissed in his bed" and Goldstriker laughed.

Same to Vance, "If you came out with a fake beard made of shit you would've won"

Letty:
Josies plushy that was put in the toilet a week ago that had poop in it. "I don't see the poop" Letty: "There's poop residue". Second thing Fatty's shorts that he pissed himself in. Same tells her to spread them out so that the camera can see. Letty: "There's a lot of piss on here". Same: "We'll go with that for the poll"

Josie:
Brought Fatty's mattress down to the living room with Letty's help but it must be in the kitchen to count. Sam says she can where gloves if she can bring it into the kitchen herself. This mattress is covered in piss and who knows what else and is currently in their kitchen. It's literally fully covered in piss. Josie: "We had a challenge today 'stay on the bed the longest' Chris pee'd on it 3 times, there's coco puffs on it". There's a mixture of mushroom soup, vegan ranch, and Italian dressing from last night that Letty dumped on him. There's ragu sauce. Sam: "Is there any feces on there?" Fatty: "Sadly no". Sam at this point has Fatty describing the mattress instead of Josie and then has Fatty describe is religion (Potinism).

"Mother Cana is the God in my religion. Where you preach being a decent human being not only to ourseleves but the people around you. As a potinist we kind of understand that religion has been used to divide more so than in the past when it has been used to unite. We don't stress praising a god." Sam stops Fatty at one point and has Josie recap Fatty's religion.

Letty angrily Chimes in about how Fatty doesn't follow his own rules for his religion of being a decent human being (which is clearly true).

Josie continues to recap Fatty's religion and seems to do well.

TTS: "There should be a lift Chris challenge". Sam laughs.

Fatty continues about potinism and I really can't listen to it. He's just a pot head trying to justify smoking constantly. Sam asks Josie to recap what he just said again.

Sam says to Josie: "What's your take thus far" and then goes to yell something down the basement about Scott coming in a Ford Focus. Then comes back and makes Josie start over like 3 times because TTS is blaring and he can't hear.

More potinism talk.

TTS: "Will our tokens carry over to season 2" Sam: "Yeah we can do that"
Sam to Vance: "You do cigars?" Vance: "No I don't, but now's a good time to start".

Fatty says he's going to take a shit, Same stops him and whispers something, I think he's asking if he wants to shit on camera for the competition (that we've sidetracked from quiet a bit).

Letty calls them hypocrites about Fatty being not gross for shit and her being gross for stuff that's not as bad. Fatty asks if they want it in a solo cup and laughs maniacally from the downstairs bathroom.

Sam asks if he can put something on twitter Fatty says "Why the fuck not". He shows it to Vance who laughs.

Fatty comes out of the bathroom with his shit in a cup. Sam says "Where were we, oh yeah, it's cigar time". He hands everyone a $35 cigar and is teaching them how to smoke it. We've now taken an unofficial break from the grossest competition to smoke cigars.

Sam says to the camera, "I hope you guys appreciate Chris, he's a good dude, he's making the show".

While smoking cigars we continue the competition. Fatty takes his semi-liquid semi-solid shit and shows it to the camera and describes it. Fatty has his cup of shit and some wiped on toilet paper now in front of the kitchen cam. Sam makes Fatty hold the liquid/solid shit in the cup in his hands... The kitchen cam cuts here.

Right before he touched it Letty called him out on being a hypocrite again (and she's correct again). The camera comes back and he pours the shit in his hand several times on camera. Some of it spills on his bed behind him.

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Sam say's "Let's get a poll up to see who won the grossest thing challenge".

Edit:
Jon won the challenge by vote, Sam gave Fatty 2 fishbucks for touching his shit.
 
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Possible Real answer: I've seen fans speculate that Sam uses steroids. I believe he even did a video talking about it himself. I'm guessing the syringe was either 'roids or a harmless saline type thing. Since he laughed when Fatty agreed to take it and injected himself anyway, I suspect it was steroids and he didn't want to waste it on Fatty or risk any unforeseen side-effects.
He's been pretty open about his TRT use. Someone asked him on stream how long he's been on it and he said about 7 years.
 
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