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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I stopped watching because nothing is happening. Vance tried drumming on the closet, then nothing. There was some annoying sound and they moved the dresser in front of the closet at some point.

Everyone is standing or sitting around not doing shit. Ben eventually comes in and stabs the air mattress with a knife, deflating it. He tells everyone they're being fucking boring. They continue doing the same thing (NOTHING!) and they are still at it as I type this, only now everyone (except Josie) is down stairs in the kitchen. Fatty is eating still (So much for losing weight).

Josie looks like she keeps opening the closet door to check the room but won't actually come out.

Edit: TTS is really tearing into Vance, calling him a pussy and not doing anything.

Letty is back upstairs. She's trying to remove the closer door completely, while Vance sits around looking dumb and trying to stop her. Letty says her dad told her to play the game as best she can, so she's doing it. Vance tries to say that the only skill Letty has is being manipulative and that's not good. Letty says "So it sounds like you're admitting I'm a better menace."

Vance agrees and says he would rather not be a menace. Letty asks if that means he's giving up? Vance says no, he's just talking. Vance continues to try and make Letty feel bad about playing the game and Letty says she's had weeks of training due to abuse.

TTS is pissed that nothing is happening. Chris is back upstairs. He and Vance do nothing while Letty tries and fails to take the door off the hinges.

Edit: Letty finally gets the door off. We can't see Josie due to the blindspot, but she's sitting there and nothing is happening. Letty just stands around looking at. Vance is sitting on the bed, Chris is standing, nothing is happening. Jet comes up and I couldn't hear what he said due to TTS, but he leaves shortly after.

Letty goes and gets shoes, fills it with water, and then dumps it on Josie. Can't see it off camera but I think she giggles.

Vance and Chris are following Letty and not doing shit. TTS says "Vance you are not a good person, you watched Letty get abused for weeks and did nothing". Vance leaves the room after that.

Josie is finally out of the closet. She looks fine. She's sliding around on the water on the floor from Letty earlier. She's alone in her room now, picking things up. I guess Vance has just given up at this point on even trying to pretend he's a menace. He walks in the room, looks at Josie, then leaves. He has a baseball bat and I think he wants to break Letty's glasses but won't do it. I think this is really too stressful for him. Literally he is just in b2 now walking around not saying anything while Chris is sitting there playing with some toy. Pathetic.

Edit: Down stairs, Vance finally hits Letty's glasses with the bat once. Letty tries half heartedly to grab them. I think everyone is tired.

A new poll is made, a vast majority of the chat want this challenge to end because it's boring AF.

Edit; Jet comes in and takes some pictures. Jet tells Letty she looks like she needs to be at a woman's shelter.

Vance asks Letty if she's crying. Letty says no. Vance finally sounds kind of mean here, he says "Wow, you're crying, you didn't think I'd really do it (break the glasses) did you?"

Vance asks Letty if she has contact lenses. Letty says no. Vance says "Damn, how are you going to see?"

Letty and Vance are currently in a stand off. He's blocking his door so she won't go in there and break his stuff. I'm thinking Letty is going to win this staring contest since, as she said, she's been through shit for weeks while Vance is too soft.
 
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Why is Vance being such a pussy? It's crazy to me, it's just a dumb challenge, after all the nastiness and shit in this house he can't just play the asshole to get the win when it's specifically what he was instructed to do.


Letty and Josie both know this is just a challenge, just go apeshit man! No one with coke bottles like Letty doesn't have a backup pair, he should have just snapped them.
 
I don't think Letty has been a plant since day one, but I could see Sam & Co. having her replace Damiel as a plant after the port-o-potty incident and his (second) elimination. Kind of a "we'll pay to replace all your shit and then some, but you can't choose to leave no matter how bad things get".
She also has almost $10k in fishbucks that she gets as long as she doesnt leave
All she has to do is go to her happy place when people freak out on her and she makes an average month's wage + money to replace everything she came in with + a few extra thousand even if she doesnt win.
 
Letty has been in the bathroom for the past 20 minutes. Some say she's crying, IDK if that's true or not.

Letty eventually leaves the bathroom. Vance weakly says "DID I SAY YOU CAN COME OUT?!" and shoots her with a water gun. She doesn't care and goes towards his room. He blocks her and now they're staring again. Vance tries to say that Letty looks sad and defeated. That he really broke her. He sounds very unconvincing. Letty just keeps staring at him. Letty also said she wasn't crying, she has IBS and was using the bathroom.

Vance seems really uncomfortable with Letty staring at him and not saying much to him. He keeps trying to say stuff but she doesn't really reply. He keeps saying she looks sad, even though she's smirking and not doing anything. He even mentions she keeps staring at him.

Edit; Letty eventually grabs Vance's pussy hat and manages to keep it from him for a while. Now they're back to staring.

God just end it already.
 
Vance just really sucks at shit talk because he can't be mean. He makes fun of stuff Letty doesn't give a shit about.

He's finally trying to make fun of her looks, by making fun of her eyes. "It's hard to know which one to look at". Come on Vance, she's heard all of this before and it's old news. This might have stung on the first week, but by now Letty has heard all of this and worse.

Now Vance is asking if she's Jewish LOL. Careful Vance, you might tick off your BLM gf back home. Vance seems to think better of this and changes the subject.

Vance says that if she's not going to do anything she might as well go back to the bathroom. Letty says Vance isn't doing anything either.

Edit; Vance is called down stairs. Before going down stairs, he goes in his room and grabs his things. Letty also goes inside and grabs what she can and puts it in the toilet. She's in there now looking for more stuff. She's wasting her time tbh, Vance already packed all the things he considers important while Letty was in the bathroom.
 
Nobody liked Letty besides the weird niggas that just lust after anything with a Vagina and people with a scat fetish(don't know if there's a fetish for instigative cunts but they we're among the OG Letty lovers because Damn bruh dem crazy bitches have mad pussy skills and can stroke a mean cock, I can fix her). Her popularity now with a wider audience was gained when the staff decided to start picking on her which garnered her underdog status which then attracted all the people with a victimhood fetish.
I have zero interest in Letty's stank hairy pussy I like her because she's by far the strongest fish in the tank. She's gotten more shit then even Sylvia did and has never had a real meltdown. She's a NEET from Canada who's never held a real job and somehow she is able to take more abuse then full grown men and Sylvia who lived in an outdoor bathroom and shot heroin. It's impressive.
 
Vance is still in the basement, Letty is in the kitchen. Sam is in the living room and Chris is also there, telling another fake sex story that totally happened guys. His voice is annoying. I want him gone more than anyone else in the house.

Sam is making Josie listen to this story and repeat it lol

Sam also told Josie he knows she wasn't really crying. She doesn't even try to deny this.
 
After Vance protected Josie from Letty, Letty does what Vance wouldn't do when "menacing" Josie and removes the closet door. The archive footage actually shows Josie in the closet, visibly NOT crying or even really looking upset.



Jet comes in and wonders why everyone is picking on his main squeeze.



Fatty shows off his sexual prowess by humping a dresser. Vance tells him to chill.



Letty fills some shoes with water, possibly from the toilet, and dumps it on Fatty. Some gets in his ear and he threatens to send Letty his hospital bills. Letty tries to dump the other shoe on Josie, but is blocked from completely getting her.




All of this happened in a roughly 30 minute span and is probably the most interesting shit that happened for the past three hours.
 
Chat poll asks if Chris's story is real. Vast majority says it's fake and also disgusting, and ask it to stop.

After Vance protected Josie from Letty, Letty does what Vance wouldn't do when "menacing" Josie and removes the closet door. The archive footage actually shows Josie in the closet, visibly NOT crying or even really looking upset.

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Jet comes in and wonders why everyone is picking on his main squeeze.

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Fatty shows off his sexual prowess by humping a dresser. Vance tells him to chill.

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Letty fills some shoes with water, possibly from the toilet, and dumps it on Fatty. Some gets in his ear and he threatens to send Letty his hospital bills. Letty tries to dump the other shoe on Josie, but is blocked from completely getting her.

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All of this happened in a roughly 30 minute span and is probably the most interesting shit that happened for the past three hours.
How are you able to get the full view like that? When I check the camera feeds, it cuts off before it gets to where Josie is sitting.
 
i dont know if anyone noticed but season pass holders got another drop of free coins, 400 more i think
 
I haven't been listening much because it's just Chris retelling the same story over and over again, plus Sam asking what the finale challenge should be. My dream would be that Sam kicks Chris and then have all three of the fish see who can stay awake the longest. Only challenge I see as being fair and no real way to cheat, unless someone has some secret stash of adderall.

Edit: I have to go, some kind kiwi please do me a solid and give a decent write up of what happens so I'm not confused when I come back.

(That's assuming anything actually happens while I'm gone)
 
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