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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Is it OK for this thread if we continue to talk about it, if it's not FT? I'm trying to be conscientious of that, as well.
I'm curious about it and think the primary purpose is fish farming for season 2. Also Josie may be going there but there's not any evidence either way.

For the edit... yeah we're gonna miss a lot of stuff in the basic edit, I'm not confident in it being all that great if you've seen the full show. Extended cut has more wiggle room and each day you can probably get 1 hour of major highlights to hone in on and trim from, there was a lot of downtime. That said, the lulls made the highs more enjoyable.
maybe it's just not my cup of tea but i seriously cannot understand how people enjoy/watch josie without having an urge to fuck her or develop a parasocial relationship with her. she just seems too retarded and boring
You're dead on, a lot of her viewers want to fuck her and/or have a parasocial relationship. Dangerously, she's developing a parasocial relationship with some of her notable channel members. It may be that some are driven by curiosity in the areas she won't talk about and they think they can trick her or sidestep her for the answers. Notably info on Winston but also there's some lore people are curious about.
Some of the "notable weirdos" I highlight for streams seem like they're trying to actually be friends with her. Fortunately, Luke has demonstrated that spending a lot of money and even meeting her in person aren't enough to get special treatment as he went ignored for over a week outside of superchats.

She has her moments but it's really hit/miss on actual entertainment. Admittedly, I'm invested and intrigued. On Fishtank she was fun and engaging but seemed dim and easily misled so I expected her to fumble streaming and be bullied away pretty fast. As it turns out, she's on top of things more than others, with a more advanced streaming setup and generally having something in the works. eg there is a song collab that's supposed to be coming soon. She learns fast and has gained confidence in dealing with trolls to the point a few trolls gave up and are now regular viewers.

It's not all about money for her because she does IG streams on top of her regular streaming and even cut a regular stream short to do an extended IG stream because of copyrighted music. No donations but made sure to read chat.
 
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I'm curious about it and think the primary purpose is fish farming for season 2. Also Josie may be going there but there's not any evidence either way.
From how he said, "it isn't what you think it is," I'm leaning away from it having any ties to FT. I saw someone say Jet pitched an idea for a dating show like this at some point so maybe it's that. Or maybe it's an incubator for him to test stuff he might do on FT. But "it's not what you think it is" makes me really think it's not any sort of tryout for contestants at all.

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Makes it sound like at least one person is flying in and not local. Which is pretty nuts given they had to fly on less than a week's notice.
 
  • Jon finally understanding how gaslighting works arc continues, Jon started a Twitter Space called "yes or no for the egirl" saying he's got an egirl asking him out, and baited Jet, Sylvia, and Ella into joining and weighing in (I'll upload it below. I didn't bother to edit it down but I ended the recording when I got bored. So it's only a couple minutes longer than necessary)
  • I assumed it a few times already but Jet confirmed: Damiel has moved to Providence, he is not just couchsurfing.
  • As previously mentioned, Jon has a podcast upcoming in late September. News: Sam will be the first guest.
    • Also (I called it) he has a guy who his going to film and edit it for him.
    • The topic of the podcast will be people's hobbies, and working out people's issues.
    • Jon agreed to do a podcast episode with Boogie circa three months ago.
  • Jon says he was addicted to porn when he was younger but is currently "off" pornography. Thinks porn should be illegal. Someone confronts him about the Tate's involvement with porn and he says he doesn't judge people based on their past.
    • Someone asks him if OF girls should be sent to jail and he says no it's not their fault because they don't have standards.
  • Samantha Hyde (twitter hoe) says Andrew Tate knows about Fishtank because she spammed him about it.
  • Jon says he thinks people think he is retarded and that people think they can trick him when they can't.
  • Jon was not aware of Dontarius beating his schmeat until today
  • Someone asks him if he would go to space. Jon says he signed up on a prospective list of people to go to space and join a space colony but decided against it because it's gay. Jon: "Going to space is lame as fuck."
  • Jon says Jet made up "what the spruce." Says Jet and Sam used psychological masterminding to influence everyone perfectly and get the exact outcome they wanted.
  • Jon says his favorite memory is when he and Damiel got in a fistfight in the basement, Ben was recording on a handheld camera.
  • Jon says he is worried Simmons is suing people. "I love Simmons."
  • Jon's favorite person "depended on the day." Got along with and wanted to kill everyone at some point.
  • Damiel joins. Says his favorite part of the show is when he didn't flush the toilet.
  • Jon says gaslighting is "when you lie so good people start believing you." Tells a nonsensical story about getting kidnapped in Mexico and then says "i got you, i was gaslighting" and everyone in the space goes "Ahhhh. You got us."
  • Jon says he doesn't believe in coins. Someone tells him to flip a coin and if it's heads tell the truth and if it's tails commit to a lie he will tell for the rest of his life so that nobody will know whether he was truly lying. He flips it and says "My last name isn't really Curtis."
  • Jon says he is bored and wonders why everyone is still there. "Am I really this entertaining?"
  • Asks someone "What does incel mean?" Them: "Someone else should explain that..."
  • Says the ebike company is run by communists and they broke off with him because he is not a communist.
  • Jon's restaurant is in a hotel on the beach in Washington. I have no idea what he means, he's mentioned it before, but I cannot believe he owns a restaurant in any way.


The egirl (don't open this until it comes up in the video)
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edit: Vance's Thursday show



Definitely him, wearing a wig and Sam's moon boots. That's normal.

edit2: the west coast bromance continues
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Jon says Jet made up "what the spruce." Says Jet and Sam used psychological masterminding to influence everyone perfectly and get the exact outcome they wanted.
The way he latches onto male role models is something.
Jon says he doesn't believe in coins. Someone tells him to flip a coin and if it's heads tell the truth and if it's tails commit to a lie he will tell for the rest of his life so that nobody will know whether he was truly lying. He flips it and says "My last name isn't really Curtis."
Classic jontent lol
I assumed it a few times already but Jet confirmed: Damiel has moved to Providence, he is not just couchsurfing.
Good.
Jon says his favorite memory is when he and Damiel got in a fistfight in the basement, Ben was recording on a handheld camera.
This better be in the final cut. It won't be.
 
Josie has remained elusive on vacation and is having fun messing with her fans. I'm surprised she didn't go radio silent to be safe. Sharing the media to show she does a little trolling. I don't get why she's even trying to hide her location if she wants to be active on social media but if she trolls each day it's a good bit.



Play with fire long enough and she'll get burnt.

inb4 @Aidan "actually..."
Her strategy was valid and if it was bad for the show then it was up to production to say so. If they just told her to behave differently, as Sam did, then she would. She was in it to win it and it worked. Her worth came from audience engagement and that's effectively what's going on now. The trolling she's doing on her vacation is keeping people engaged and she's probably not even thinking about that aspect of it.

They could use more conniving people and instigators but wiggers gonna wigg.
 
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Letty returns... doing I dunno what.

Money Goblin (Chip) hanging out with Damiel in downtown Providence last night and smoking cigars with Nick at the crack of dawn. It's funny how everyone was saying he was doing a character when all evidence from his IG indicates Money Goblin just be like that.
I thought the timing of the RIRE pic that Jet posted was weird, and yeah, I'm pretty sure that was happening at the time MG posted the soyjack thing, as they definitely weren't there last night. So I guess he just saved the pic to post it later or was napping on the floor the day after it concluded...
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Lastly, father-son time
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S2 website is testing an item feature, right now items just appear randomly while you idle and give you a trivial amount of XP.
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I missed recording it but Damiel went live with Taxcin and Chris on some beanbags in Jet's apartment. There was an ethot wearing a lolita hairband on his couch, which is pretty reminiscent of the pink-haired girl from the RIRE video... starting to think RIRE was a booty call.

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Very feminine tantrum, Damiel.

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Josie is at Saboten Con with her friends, confirmed by someone checking her friends' socials and catching a glimpse of her at a con rave. I think everyone expected this to happen but she had a good run. This explains why she said she may make a video from her vacation as she could make an AX-style video for Saboten Con.
 
Josie is at Saboten Con with her friends, confirmed by someone checking her friends' socials and catching a glimpse of her at a con rave. I think everyone expected this to happen but she had a good run. This explains why she said she may make a video from her vacation as she could make an AX-style video for Saboten Con.
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Makes sense that she'd want to keep her Arizona activities a secret since there are a few unhinged Josicels that live in AZ. I don't doubt they'd have tried to bother her and ruin her vacation if she announced what she was doing. Poor thing :/
 
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Airsoft has a cat again... keeping it in that tiny shithole of a house...
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Barely outside the thread topic but Bobby Hacker's brother literally got stabbed by a homeless man

According to their IGs, Ben and Jet seem to have come with Sam to Miami where Sam is going to pick up his supercar and maybe do standup. Sam apparently was at the open mic Damiel did standup in last week in Boston and, like a true friend, showed him up
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Jon flew to Alaska with his mom, here she is:
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the S2 test page now has social media buttons... an official discord seems like an unwise choice...
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Airsoft has a cat again... keeping it in that tiny shithole of a house...
I feel bad for that cat. What's going on with his head anyway, it's like he got a buzz and his skin is hyper sensitive. Barely visible but it's there.
Jon flew to Alaska with his mom, here she is:
I've wondered how his family feels about all of this. They seem to be ok with it and to be fair he doesn't get into much trouble.
the S2 test page now has social media buttons... an official discord seems like an unwise choice...
Surely this is a placeholder. Twitter, Instagram, and Youtube may make sense but Discord... a disaster unless it's a read-only type of thing or they use a bot to consolidate social media posts there.
I'm increasingly uninterested in S2, though I expect they will try to get Josie on to reel her fans back in and she'd do it in a heartbeat. She's easy to use.

Makes sense that she'd want to keep her Arizona activities a secret since there are a few unhinged Josicels that live in AZ. I don't doubt they'd have tried to bother her and ruin her vacation if she announced what she was doing. Poor thing :/
A few in AZ? I'm aware of Bad Ideas and AutisticMMAGuy who may be the same person. Bad Ideas has been very active in the 4chan threads this weekend. What's weird is he claims Josie reads and even posts in those threads but makes himself look insane all the same.
 
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>an official discord seems like an unwise choice...
It's a disaster waiting to happen. I expressed my doubts about season 2, but if it sucks and they're going for "HEY, IT'S JOSIE!!!111!" I'll just tune in when I feel like it. Keep her for the final week, and focus more on the new contestants.
 
>an official discord seems like an unwise choice...
It's a disaster waiting to happen. I expressed my doubts about season 2, but if it sucks and they're going for "HEY, IT'S JOSIE!!!111!" I'll just tune in when I feel like it. Keep her for the final week, and focus more on the new contestants.
I think currently the likelihood ranking for returning fish and freeloaders is
1. Frank Hassle
2. Damiel (production)
power gap
3. Josie

If Josie appears at all her fucking fans will ruin shit. Like as soon as Josie leaves the set they'll never shut the fuck up on TTS: BBJ, BBJ, on and on for fucking hours. I don't think they can even tease it without causing production problems.

After that you start getting obstacles that make it less likely or just not a good idea. Like all the old fish are useless for gaslighting. If Schizo Vance makes an appearance, for example, the audience couldn't possibly think it's for real. Not to mention it's a recycled joke and won't be as funny the second time. Same thing with Jon, he doesn't play characters, so if they bring him in it's just going to be more bibo, do u want to wokeowt wiff me, swuts, shit. I guess they could bring him in to talk about business and then it would wrap around to being a gaslight again because the contesants would be convinced he was fake like Kominos, when he's actually being real... that could work.

There's a few season 1 things I think they could get away with doing again: I think Nick Kominos' dad was gonna be Nick Rochefort and it goes without saying it would be cool if he had shown up, even if they don't do Scuffed Realtor like they seemed to be setting up for. And apparently Vinny (Chris Chin) is an actor who can do more than what he did in S1. Tyson-as-Lance was funny, but as himself he was the one freeloader that consistently managed to cause conflict and hostility between the contestants without using turds, or getting a yellow flag for assault, or ticking the audience off, and he only got to do that for maybe 10 hours, total. They had some stuff they talked about making Max (Cowboy) do, like show up and start screaming about being overworked, that ironically they couldn't do because anytime he was there they needed him to do real work.

I think it's fine if they take attention off the contestants at times, that goes back to my complaint about otherwise riding high-energy, entertaining contestants like Letty or Jon to the point of collapse. But if it's just Josie whipping her gooners into rebellion against the show, better to not.
 
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A few in AZ? I'm aware of Bad Ideas and AutisticMMAGuy who may be the same person. Bad Ideas has been very active in the 4chan threads this weekend. What's weird is he claims Josie reads and even posts in those threads but makes himself look insane all the same.
I was thinking of AutisticMMAGuy and there's another one who's exclusively in the stream chats as far as I know. I don't remember the name off the top of my head but he's got an edgy clown mask on a black background as an avatar. I think he's a wannabe musician since he has a bunch of low view dark ambient tracks on his channel. He was especially active in July asking Josie about meeting up at different places in Phoenix. She acknowledged him once when he asked about her thoughts on an upscale neighborhood in Phoenix and then ignored him for good

As for Josie reading /flt/, she is addicted to TikTok. I highly doubt she'd want to be on that thread all day long when she could be practicing her silly dances and making fumo clothes instead. She doesn't seem like the type to want to know people's opinions on her
 
If Josie appears at all her fucking fans will ruin shit. Like as soon as Josie leaves the set they'll never shut the fuck up on TTS: BBJ, BBJ, on and on for fucking hours. I don't think they can even tease it without causing production problems.
Jet would enjoy this because it's free money. I think it could hurt Josie to go back to Rhode Island and party it up all over again as well. Her fans are increasingly sensitive to her doing things with other people and don't like her being around Jet or general poor choices that go on in his apartment. Perhaps overbearing fans are an established thing for e-girls, I'm not familiar.

Let's be honest, they didn't give the Josie Maid bit any thought, they really just want her open to return for selfish reasons.

...he's got an edgy clown mask on a black background as an avatar.
I'd have to go back and look, I don't recall.
She acknowledged him once when he asked about her thoughts on an upscale neighborhood in Phoenix and then ignored him for good
Was it Scottsdale? I recall her saying Scottsdale is where the rich people live in one of the streams. She should ignore Bad Ideas for good and anyone else who crosses the line. It will send a message.
As for Josie reading /flt/, she is addicted to TikTok. I highly doubt she'd want to be on that thread all day long when she could be practicing her silly dances and making fumo clothes instead. She doesn't seem like the type to want to know people's opinions on her
On this I disagree. I think she reads /ftl/ somewhat but not post. I think she cares a lot about what others think of her and checks for criticism and praise often. She replies to comments buried deep sometimes so clearly reads through them all and checks them over and over for new ones.
 
Jet would enjoy this because it's free money
I think they've yet to truly test what Jet's pricetag on fucking the entire show up is, I think Jet chased money in S1 but if it came down to a real issue of creative control I'm not sure what he would do. If macktheknife and theman and all those guys set themselves single-mindedly to the task of saying Bring Back Josie BBJ BBJ BBJ BBJ BBJ BBJ for 16 hours, would Jet censor it or slurp the cash while they made the stream unwatchable?

Regarding the hoes I saw in the RIRE video and Damiel's live, it does seem like Jet is headhunting for egirls. If the purpose of RIRE wasn't dial-an-ass, I wonder if they are trying to find the right egirl to turn plant so she can get pulled from the competition while still being a money magnet.
If the maid headband girl comes up in a trailer or something in the future I'll know her face at least even though I didn't get a pic.
 
Jet would enjoy this because it's free money. I think it could hurt Josie to go back to Rhode Island and party it up all over again as well. Her fans are increasingly sensitive to her doing things with other people and don't like her being around Jet or general poor choices that go on in his apartment. Perhaps overbearing fans are an established thing for e-girls, I'm not familiar.
It really wouldn't do her any good to go back, especially for only the few thousand dollars she'd make as a freeloader. She doesn't need to be picking up new drug habits and lifestyles from Jet and crew. She needs to get her car fixed and find a boxing gym and figure out some outdoors stuff to do for videos like she wants to. I wouldn't say it's too overbearing to not want to see a 21 year old girl get dragged into a seedy lifestyle by wiggers, especially since she's been a mentally unstable shut-in her whole life. She has the chance to be normal and productive and hopefully she doesn't squander it or let other people lead her astray

I'd have to go back and look, I don't recall.
Found him, it was this guy. Not quite a clown mask but my memory was close enough

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I remember he would constantly ask her about meeting up or checking his channel out. He stood out to me because that's all he'd ever say in chat, never anything about the topic at hand. Haven't noticed him recently but I haven't been staring at chat recently much either. The way he spoke he was definitely an AZ local though

Regarding the hoes I saw in the RIRE video and Damiel's live, it does seem like Jet is headhunting for egirls. If the purpose of RIRE wasn't dial-an-ass, I wonder if they are trying to find the right egirl to turn plant so she can get pulled from the competition while still being a money magnet.
If the maid headband girl comes up in a trailer or something in the future I'll know her face at least even though I didn't get a pic.
Did we get a good look at the people attending RIRE? Was it literally just a casting call for girls and all the guys at the party were MDE affiliated? I assumed it would be something like Fishtank where they got a whole house for a weekend for strangers to party and Jet to oversee and scout for some talent, not a sesh at Jet's place. It could be that the MDE crew are simply all down bad and this is just an excuse to meet some girls. Chris is single, Ben and Tax are single I think, Damiel just got out of his relationship, Jet is single and probably misses that dead girl every day and possibly simps for Josie
 
If macktheknife and theman and all those guys set themselves single-mindedly to the task of saying Bring Back Josie BBJ BBJ BBJ BBJ BBJ BBJ for 16 hours, would Jet censor it or slurp the cash while they made the stream unwatchable?
You know the answer...
It really wouldn't do her any good to go back, especially for only the few thousand dollars she'd make as a freeloader. She doesn't need to be picking up new drug habits and lifestyles from Jet and crew.
Exactly how I feel but she's an adult and will make her own decisions, no matter how dumb. It'd be good if she read this thread for probably the most level-headed takes about her but I can't imagine she'd even know how to find us.


Throne gift update. Seems like "Josie consumes weird thing" is becoming an established bit, she accepted a very Betty-esque choker and boxing ball as gifts, and her $500 Rainbow Dash statue was finally fully funded. The leaderboard hasn't shifted much overall. The spicy chip is no doubt in response to her liking a related tweet earlier today. Intentional on her part, I'm sure.
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