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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
DAY FOUR HAPPENINGS AND INTERVIEWS SUMMARIZED

Before you read you should know that Brian and Trish kissed. The code in b2 was solved by JC and Cole. Cole called JC his deputy. Brian put tuna under the bunk, but it was quickly found after the code was discovered, meaning b2 and the bunk room are linked. Brian still thinks the tuna is underneath the bunk. Only JC and Cole know the code was solved. Jimmy is trying to solve a code that was already solved.

Index:
Dumb Dumb Arc
Judge has Aids/Megan the Janny
Tayleigh
Jimmy
Summer
Trish
TJ
JC
Brian
Cole
Gay Vance Shit


  • 3:34 Cole and JC are discussing suspicious contestants in b3. JC’s dumb dumb pops went missing and they are trying to find out who. They’re suspicious of Brian and Trish as Trish is far too quiet and Brian is most likely the plant.
  • 3:35 Megan enters the room and joins the discussion. She entertains the idea of Trish being a plant. While Cole agrees he still thinks Brian is suspect number one.
    • Cole suspects Trish deflects any suspicion by ignoring everyone else
    • Conversation shifts to discussing the contract. Both JC and Cole say they didn’t know it was going to be Fishtank before digitally signing the contract. Cole signed up because his friends told him to. Apparently his friend is a penpal from australia.
  • Around 3:40 the entire conversation shifts to how they got onto the show. JC is taken out of the room for a bit by a crew member. Cole actually read the contract.
    • Cole enjoyed yesterday's challenge because he likes lifting weights. Megan tells Cole she didn’t mind it, but she has a messed up knee from marching band.
    • Both of them say they really enjoyed the party. Megan said she doesn’t really drink because she can’t take eds, but she really let loose last night for the first time.
  • (Dumb dumb arc) 3:52 Cole asks Shinji who he thinks stole JC’s suckers, and Shinji agrees the culprit is Ben. Cole says he doesn’t get anything for solving cases except chips and that he enjoys relaxing after a long day of detective work. He entertains the idea of lighting a cigarette and listening to Jazz music at the bar like a true kino detective.
    • Cole asks who Megan is attracted to in the house. Megan says she doesn’t really know and that she’s not looking for anything. She says she likes humor the most, and that she might be interested in Brian because she seems like an ass. Brian walks in at that exact moment and Megan says it to his face. Brian says that’s ok, and that he’s a nice guy. He also says it will make him money on the show.
    • Cole says he has a problem ghosting friends on the outside. One of his friends messaged him after a long time, Cole googled his name and realized he was having a wedding so he ghosted him.
    • Meg says she used to stream on twitch. She reveals her roblox username. I think she said clubbert.
    • Cole says he had an old weightlifting partner and he cut him off for no reason and left him on read when he messaged him after a while.
    • Brian says that’s ok because when you’re an adult having friends isn’t that important and that people should focus on their own shit.
    • Cole asks Meg who she thinks took the dumb dumbs. Meg says Ben or Trish. Cole goes to ask Trish. He goes to see Brian at the bar and Brian is STILL looking for codes not knowing it was already solved. Cole doesn’t care and let’s him think it’s still unsolved.
    • Jimmy thinks he knows the location and leads the guys upstairs to b3. Jimmy found them in the b3 bathroom, and thinks that Summer did it because she was hiding in the bathroom for a long time.
    • The guys argue on how to reveal the dumb dumbs without accusing anyone, as Cole doesn’t want to blow his cover for the investigation.
    • Jimmy mocks giving birth to reveal the dumb dumbs to JC. This strategy is done to see who freaks out the most at the sight of the dumb dumbs to see who stole them.
    • In b1 Cole says the infiltrator is Brian, pee cup is Ben, and the Dumb dumb thief was Trish. He says that’s all the mysteries for the day and that he’s clocking out. Good work detective.
  • (JUDGE HAS AIDS/Megan the Janny) Ben gets the fish to gather by the doghouse and yells at them for painting the wall. Specifically the phrase ‘Judge has Aids’. Megan is now forced to clean her mess.
    • The cleaning material given to her is smudging the fuck out of the paint lmao. Jimmy laughs like crazy and Summer asks him to stop because she’s very nervous.
    • Ben comes up and yells at Megan for making it worse. “It looks fucking horrible. Especially on camera it looks like shit.” He sounds like a disappointed father.
    • Summer is hiding behind the doghouse and looks like she’s crying. This is so fucking funny holy shit.
    • While Megan is cleaning TJ is reading to the camera similar to Jon but you can actually understand him.
    • Even after scrubbing it it still appears to say ‘Judge has Aids’. Summer nervously says “oh shiiiiit.”
    • Summer says she didn’t expect Ben to go off like that.
    • JUDGE ENTERS THE TANK
    • Ben comes in and tells Megan to stop cleaning and to step back. He asks Megan what she thinks. Megan says you can’t tell what it says. Ben inquires as to how she feels about the massive red stain and that if you get close you can see it.
    • The Judge asks what happens. The Judge says it’s ok and that it’s kind of funny. Ben disagrees and is very upset that the mural was painted over.
    • Sam says to get rid of the paint that says RIP BAM. Ben tells Megan to stand in the corner between the doghouse and the wall. Judge says it’s a little excessive to make her stand in the corner and Ben disagrees.
    • Sam says Megan can clean the RIP BAM since she’s already standing in the corner. Ben vents his frustration about the fish destroying the house since it’s only day 4. Give them an inch and they’ll take a mile type thing.
    • The Judge asks “What if I do have aids.” Megan says that the Judge told him he has aids, the Judge tells her the cams were down and when he told her and that she betrayed his trust.
    • Ben explains the hierarchy of the house going Judge, producers, (power gap), fish. Ben doesn’t want the fish to overthrow the producers.
    • Ben leaves and the Judge apologizes for Ben’s behavior. He then asks Tayleigh to go upstairs with him, not before telling her to grab a Zipp water though.
  • Tayleigh asks to turn the light on and the Judge says there’s nothing to see and it literally doesn’t matter.
    • Judge says today he’s going to act like a little boy. He asks what Tayleigh has been up to and she says painting.
    • Tayleigh says Jimmy is getting on her nerves. The Judge says it’s endearing and that it’s, in his words, cute, and that she has to let Jimbo be jimbo.
    • Judge says he gave someone the mission of being a spy. He explains there’s a difference between the insider and the “enemy spy” whoever figures out the enemy spy is first will get a cash prize of $1000. Tay immediately thinks it’s JC.
    • Tay leaves and the Judge tells Shinji the same thing. Nothing noteworthy was in Shinji’s talk.
  • Jimmy is called up into b1. Jimmy says he’s bummed out because he’s been trying codes all day and it’s not working (reminder, Cole and JC already solved the code lol).
    • Jimmy says there’s a chick outside of the tank making fake posts in his name. Sam says he’ll have a talk with her.
    • Judge explains enemy spy.
    • Jimmy asks for their ideology and the Judge tells him “Nazi shit”
    • Jimmy is told to leave the room.
  • Summer is next and is told to turn the lights off, then on, then off, then she’s told to turn the closet light on and to stand in the closet while the Judge talks to her.
    • Summer says she gave Jet a letter and Sam pulls it out. He says he doesn’t read stuff like this, and that she should read it outloud and Summer agrees to read it.
    • Summer’s voice is cracking while trying to read and calls her crying cringe.
    • It’s an appeal to staff and asks them questions. The questions consist of her asking if it was a stupid decision for her to join now that the staff knows about her mental illness and if they regret picking her on as a contestant.
    • Sam asks if she’s ok to continue and if she needs to leave the show. Summer says she’s completely ok with being on the show and she wants to be on the show more than anything. She calls her own actions dramatic. Sam asks if she plans on harming herself, she says no because it could get them in serious trouble. She’s done it in the past (big surprise).
    • Sam says if she feels her health is in danger she needs to go down and tell staff immediately. Sam asks if this is her christmas list for santa clause.
    • Summer uses a lot of yall in her note.
    • Sam says she’s not confusing anyone by crying. Summer continues and asks if her actions have gotten the show in hot water. Finally she says, she doesn’t want the staff to go easy on her or coddle her for her reactions to challenges. Take that how you will. She thanks Sam for listening and Sam says “what?”
    • Sam explains the enemy spy thing to her and tells her to throw the letter away or to burn it.
  • Trish is next into b1. Sam talks to her about the kiss between her and Brian and that the entire internet is talking about it.
    • Trish says she wouldn’t mind kissing him again. Sam asks if she hates anyone. Trish says she had an incident with Summer and that Summer slammed the door in her face.
    • Sam says he needs to get the letter from Summer back (lol)
    • At this time Bert is told to stand in the corner in b2
    • Sam returns to the bedroom and tells Trish that Summer knows what she’s doing. Sam calls Summer a coconut and hands Trish the letter to read. Trish reads it for about two minutes.
    • Sam gaslights Trish into thinking Summer is faking a mental illness. Trish says she thinks Summer is exaggerating her mental illness. Judge tells her that Summer is an attention seeking narcissist (lol).
    • Judge fills Trish in on the enemy spy thing.
  • TJ is called in.
    • Sam asks TJ if there’s any drama. TJ says people are starting to hit heads more and that a lot of people are saying Brian is the plant. TJ says that makes him worry because he really likes Brian and Sam says to protect him by convincing others somebody else is the plant
    • Sam says TJ needs to do more interesting stuff in the future.
    • Sam explains the enemy spy thing.
  • JC is called in
    • Sam confronts her about thinking he’s not funny and says that’s fine. Sam says JC is straight laced and that he doesn’t know why she’s here.
    • Sam reminds her she is the enemy spy. She says “Oh that’s right I’m the spy, but I don’t know who the enemy is.” What a retard lmao.
    • JC says she’s trying to work with Cole to solve as many things as possible. JC reaffirms she doesn’t want to necessarily win the show, and that she just wants to meet people and experience reality TV.
    • She said she enjoys finding out mysteries with Cole and that it’s very interesting. Sam says what people want to see is her being an amoral achiever. He then has to explain what amoral is to her.
    • Sam says he wants her to steal the chips from Cole and that he will give her $500 dollars if she does. Reminder, they are the only ones who know they won't the chips for solving the code.
  • Brian is next.
    • Brian still thinks the can of tuna is under the bed. Reminder, Cole discovered it when he solved the code.
    • Ben interrupts and brings in Megan. Judge leaves with Brian to go into b2.
    • Judge explains the enemy spy to Brian.
  • Cole is next.
    • Sam asks if there’s any new developments. Cole mentions the infiltrator case and Sam laughs at Cole calling it a case.
    • Cole reveals his evidence as to why he thinks Brian is the infiltrator. Apparently Sam called Brian a weird name that shows a closer bond. Cole thinks Brian knows too much about the show and is too normal unlike Jimmy.
    • He explains the enemy spy thing to Cole. Cole asks what they are spying for, Sam says “they are spying for an enemy.”
    • Judge inquires as to who likes Summer. Cole says she likes her as a person and “she’s fine.”
    • They both go back and forth and have a good chuckle together.
  • Vance brings Cole into b2.
    • Vance says someone already figured out who Summer likes. I think he’s lying.
    • Cole says if there’s any leads. Vance says “I don’t know man you’re the detective you should know this.” Cole says “Well detectives ask questions.” BASED COLE.
    • Vance asks Cole about the clues and Cole lists some off like her allegiance to the gay community.
    • Boring conversation. It just comes off like Vance is fucking with Cole because Cole is an objectively better contestant than Vance. Vance basically just says “yeah, well you have to try harder” then he leaves.

Till next Summary.
 
Someone posted the new tax forms for Fishtank on 4chan. They thought that the reason for the new company name would be to include Jet in the filings. Jets not listed lol. Has anyone noticed the lack of Jet in general on this season? Sam is also sucking his dick less.

I have to wonder if there’s smoke to the rumors of friction between Jet and Sam. Jet got a big head. Fumbled the full episodes release. Potentially burned a bridge with Frank. And temporarily turned the fans against him. Then allegedly the other night Sam turns Jets abuse story into a joke around the bar.
 
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Ben is trying to placate Summer and it was actually working until Summer realised she wasn't being BPD enough. Which annoyed Ben.

I really hope she doesn't become the next Jon and is just constantly coddled. Let our schizo queen cook goddamn it!
 
Jimmy seethes at being called a redditor, a TTS went off in the kitchen saying something along the lines of 'Shut the fuck up you don't know anything outside of Reddit, you're the world's biggest midwit'. He didn't know what a midwit was and fucking TJ of all people had to explain it to him.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Vance says someone already figured out who Summer likes. I think he’s lying.
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Summer took Shinji into bedroom 3 and she talked to him about how he 'really shouldn't get involved with someone like me' (while crying of course) so he was probably referring to this

Didn't see you mention this incident
 
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Summer had a full on battle with TTS. Some of the burns were solid. When summer went to the basement for an interview Jimmy went to her defense. He said once she breaks through her depression she will become better for it.
 
KingFrampt said:
Summer took Shinji into bedroom 3 and she talked to him about how he 'really shouldn't get involved with someone like me' (while crying of course) so he was probably referring to this

Didn't see you mention this incident
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that singlehandedly convinced me she is faking almost all of it. she thinks shinji lets his dick do the driving and will protect her.
 
What does the JJJ spam even mean at this point, wasn't it for Jontent in season 1? Also, holy shit, does Jet even have any jokes other than using ebonics? It can 100% be funny, but the dude seems like a one-trick pony.
 
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EenGevolg said:
What does the JJJ spam even meant at this point, wasn't it for Jontent in season 1? Also, holy shit, does Jet even have any jokes other than using ebonics? It can 100% be funny, but the dude seems like a one-trick pony.
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People can get spamming j's as a mission also its funny to spam for retards who want to fill dead air
 
several youtube restreams are getting copyright strikes. fucking niggers actively stopping me from watching their shit on mobile. site is too dog ass to use on my phone.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Summer says she gave Jet a letter and Sam pulls it out. He says he doesn’t read stuff like this, and that she should read it outloud and Summer agrees to read it.
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Video of summer reading the letter.
Really funny how little Sam seems to care. "okey dokey". Seriously convinces me she's BPD or something since this wasn't meant to be read on stream or anything, at the same time i'm glad we the weakest looking contestant going "DON'T GO EASY ON ME".
 
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Summer is currently telling a the cast that she thinks Brian is the spy. Cole disagrees and she starts sperging out and yelling. She gets super confrontational.
 
EenGevolg said:
What does the JJJ spam even mean at this point, wasn't it for Jontent in season 1? Also, holy shit, does Jet even have any jokes other than using ebonics? It can 100% be funny, but the dude seems like a one-trick pony.
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The "act like a gangster" challenge was so painful in season 1, not even Hyde made that shit funny.
 
I didn't catch the entire thing but I assume Summer tried to confront Bryan about being the "infiltrator" in an angry voice. Bryan responds by yelling very loud and angry mocking the way she talks to people. Summer goes into living room while Bryan continues to shit on her, she keeps smiling and when he leaves makes weird noises.

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