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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I think after the AZN buck breaking the girls feel emboldened and they're getting mean spirited. They have checked Jon's masculinity card like three times in 10 minutes. He's oblivious and doesn't know it. The perfect foil. I wonder if the girls want TTS back on to shut up Jon.
 
I’m pretty sure Jon is conned by all the twitter grifters. Raw eggs? Raw egg nationalist. Andrew Tate’s there. Now raw milk and eating raw meat? That’s some Solbrah stuff.
 
Jon has gone from being the most hated to easily the most loved of all the contestants. Even people who hate him cannot deny he's a content making machine. I mean come on? Do people realize all the gold that we'll miss out on if he leaves? Just today we've seen him call cancer a fungus, spread shit tons of funny misinformation, drag out a crypto presentation TWICE, been fooled into thinking Andrew Tate tweeted about him, and he has singlehandedly carried 90% of all conversations on this show. That's not even mentioning all the shit I missed since I was gone for 3 hours.

He's a lovable retard. At this point he's talked so much that everyone watching is used to it and they're taking the Jon pill in droves. Accepting of all people, and a complete ladies man despite being a retard. Have you taken the Jon pill yet?
 
I'm a retard so can someone explain how you're supposed to even watch this? Are you supposed to go to the site at different set times? Or should I just wait for everything to be clipped after the fact?
Maybe nobody ever told you this, but you have free will. You can just... try something, and see if you like it
 
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WE NEED FRUITS AND VEGETABLES
 
So at what point does the crazy start? Is it going to be a slow roast of Sam slowly turning up the crazy or is this it? i feel like the normie big brother show has more action than this
This project is supposed to last 6 weeks. Sam spent $100,000 dollars on it. The crazy shit is not happening on day three. You need to be more patient.
 
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