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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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Jimmy is feeding the fish bread. According to a simple Google search:
"Fish should not be fed bread under any circumstances because they are unable to digest it. Unlike humans, fish don’t have the ability to digest yeast and gluten which causes their stomachs to bloat and leads to complications like constipation and inflammation. Fish that have been fed bread will quickly become ill and eventually be eaten by predators."

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Thankfully, he took most of it out so they shouldn't die. Yet.
 
Jobama said:
With the secret reveled, there is only one person who can make the show interesting again….
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if anyone wants to see the best drunk piece of shit on a reality show it doesnt get better than junie browning from the ultimate fighter season 8. hes like drunk cobra during his tard rages but actually dangerous.
 
"Elimination Today...Who Will Go?"

Obviously Summer. I don't think she slept at all last night. And last I heard she was in the basement screaming, and is still in the basement.
 
ChrisIsGay said:
I didn't see that. So probably Brian then since he keeps breaking the rules?
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I wouldn't be surprised. I bet the decision to let Brian stay was done without Sam. And now that Sam is awake he's probably pretty pissed at another failed plan from the incompetent wiggers. I wonder if Jet's mega brain will learn that constantly interfering with the cast and not letting the show play out naturally has, and always will, cause more harm than good. That maybe this cash cow isn't the place for him to insert his gayops.

Edit: The vibe this morning is awkward. A lot of whispering and shuffling around. They had the night to sleep on the fact that the blew it last night. I imagine they don't know how to interact with each other now. It probably feels stupid to go back to what they were doing before.
 
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Brian broke the most important rule of the show, dont tell the others you are the plant.
If you dont kick him out for that then you should never kick anyone for anything ever... The fish will do anything they fucking want because if Brian broke the first rule and hes fine why should they listen to the staff, might as well leave the house for a couple of hours and take a walk around, it would not be worse than what Brian did.

It was not like Brian is carrying the show and they need him on it, hes one of the worst fish.

edit: yea Sam is literally trying to rig the show to kick Brian out, wow maybe this could have been avoided yesterday if Jet kicked the guy who firebombed the show on that day in the first place.
 
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curbside2 said:
I imagine they don't know how to interact with each other now. It probably feels stupid to go back to what they were doing before.
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Yeah all the scheming and gaslighting each other is meaningless now. Everyone knows nobody meant any of it.

Cole should have just committed to not knowing, even try to fool Jet and production that he had no idea, maybe a casual mde fan at best. From /tv/ this is apparently Cole's post, I didnt see it but they said Cole did the "SHOT STATUS: CALLED" into the camera after the big reveal. He wasn't as celebratory as the other ones, cause he knew that this basically ruined the show.

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That would have been his best chance at winning I think, if he pulled that off it would have topped season 1.
 
This reminds me of that ill-fated second season of the Joe Schmoe Show (remember Spike TV?) where someone figured out what was going on and they had to panic and adjust. Although this time the plant just said they're the plant. I think a balance of HELL HOUSE with Big Brother is ideal but hard to pull off - the nicotine thing is a good idea of something annoying that's not against the law.

I actually wonder if Summer would get kicked off just because she could cause issues for the show - I'm thinking legal liability more than anything else. She's the first person that I thought was geniunely nuts and that includes Betty who was thrown out very quickly. I'd rather she didn't leave but no idea.
 
Sam shows up early. Gathers up the cast early. Starts talking up Summer as strong. She's getting eliminated. It turns out she absolutely was too crazy for the show.

Edit: Brian apologized for yelling at summer. Said he felt bad all night. Good man.

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So on summer being crazy, Sam mentioned she had to stay in the dog house for 72 hours. In Florida they have the Baker act which is an involuntary mental health hold that can last for 72 hours. I'm wondering if this was the best way they could figure to legally keep somebody on the show while she was having a massive breakdown lol. Just something I've been thinking about.

Edit aww man losing summer blows lol, they probably should put her in on the hospital lol
 
Sam is talking to Jet about the next challenge. One thing he told Jet is he wants him to focus on creating more classic reality show vibes. He tells Jet maybe they should limit the use of the word faggot among the cast members. They're setting up a poll they may or may not include hog tied cast members.

Edit: There was a poll on who the two biggest chumps were in the house. Someone tried to paypig Cole into being worse than Brian. But Sam is clearly not having it and is openly talking about rigging it against Brian.

Edit 2: Paypig successfully got Cole in trouble as well. I kind of hate the paypig aspect of the show. Sam is going to make it a competition on who gets eliminated between the two. I can't imagine he lets Brian stay. He seems openly angry with Brian.
 
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KingFrampt said:
Summer sounds a lot like the SFX of the jealous girl, you know the one
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You're what? leaving? but why? what I did do?What do you mean you're unhappy IVE GIVEN YOU EVERYTHING YOU ASKED FOR How long has this been going on? Why didn't you talk to me We were in this together trusted you oh my god.. TRUSTED you is there someone else? OF COURSE THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE did everything you asked of me WITHOUT QUESTION HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME !Who is she SAID WHO IS SHE? ANSWER ME YOU'RE JUST GOING TO WALK OUT ON ME| HAHAHAI don't think so You didn't really think this through did you DID YOU Well there's no where to run now You're sorry? YOU'RE SORRY.YOU'RE SORRY Yeah well I'm sorry too!
 
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curbside2 said:
The show needs to be gameified more.
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Absolutely not, at least not this early. Seeing a bunch of dysfunctional, internet brainrotted young adults act like retards is more entertaining then trying to get them to compete in competitions which are usually lame or poorly thought out. Both the fish and audience need to get fully acquainted and comfortable with each other before they start going full blown hell house and shit.
 
Da R00D D00D said:
Absolutely not, at least not this early. Seeing a bunch of dysfunctional, internet brainrotted young adults act like retards is more entertaining then trying to get them to compete in competitions which are usually lame or poorly thought out. Both the fish and audience need to get fully acquainted and comfortable with each other before they start going full blown hell house and shit.
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Some type of hard reset needs to happen. They're all just staring at each other in silence.
 
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