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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Tamagotchis are absolutely cracked nowadays, I remember when they were just these simple little doodads you put on a keychain, now they have tama Uni's that you just wear like a smart watch or something.


I hope she has a Tamagotchi that becomes its own character in the show.
I'm unironically a tamagotchi-maxxer, so I'm rooting for her now.
 
How are all these Fish so poor at playing the game? Within 10 minutes Nifty came clean to Jimmy she was put up to something by Sam. Letty went the whole show before she broke character. I'm stunned by these people that need moment to moment reassurance.
 
I don’t know where new girl went. Either bathroom or basement, mentioned she was a poker dealer before. Now watching Sam and Ben struggle with their equipment in Bedroom 1 unable to get the camera working. Good lord this is unprofessional.
 
They gave them generic chips, when you can get custom ones made for like $0.50/chip. So little effort.
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I don’t know where new girl went. Either bathroom or basement, mentioned she was a poker dealer before. Now watching Sam and Ben struggle with their equipment in Bedroom 1 unable to get the camera working. Good lord this is unprofessional.
no its fucking hilarious. Maybe its just me, but i enjoy watching the shitshow. I love that this is unprofessional, i love that the contestants are sperglords. Watching this dumpster fire is a treat.
 
They literally told every single fish that they were the plant except JC

it seemed pretty intentional to me.
Lotta bad posts in the thread the past few hours. Think people should stop doomposting and just fucking wait, this isn't a normal reality tv show where the contestants drop and that's that, freeloaders can be introduced at any time as true wildcards to ruffle up the fishes uhh...gills. Just fucking wait, especially when it hasn't even been 24 hours since Cole jet. Remember peoples initial reactions when Jon left, so many people swore the show was completely over and it wouldn't be entertaining.

What exactly does being a plant even mean anymore? During season 1 Damiel was the plant because he knew all of the wigger crew and also was hanging out at the house before the show started. That made him inorganic as a fish and therefore the plant. How would you define a "plant" in season 2? If having prior knowledge of Fishtank makes you a plant everyone is a plant. Define what a plant is.
 
Goldstriker, TJ and Taylor are in Bedroom 2 getting to know each other.

"TJ, what would you say your favorite thing is? What do you like to do?"
"Uggghhhh, I don't know. I like to jump around, I guess..."


TJ stocks rising. I laughed out loud.
 
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Production is forcing conversations between the men and women. TJ is causing an earthquake with his stimming and Goldstriker is prompting him through it. That Taylor chick has a serious case of trans voice..
 
That Taylor chick has a serious case of trans voice.
Sam did an Adam's Apple check "for legal."
I think this thread and Fishtank.live chat is too trigger happy with trans allegations. Any woman with a slightly deep voice shows up and people think they're trans.


TJ is asked what three things he would take to a desert island:
1. The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien
2. A pillow
3. A notebook
2. A pencil

You can see him using 100% brain power on that answer. lmao
 
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I'm a Shinji man through and through, but damnit there's something about TJ that makes him charismatic to me. The constant stimming is just weirdly cute.
 
I have no idea how Twitter context works, but fuck it I'm considering this definitive proof that Cole WAS forced to leave.
 

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