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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
6:46 pm: Sam brings trish to the attic. He demands she stop calling him sam and mentioning production. He claims he has replacements for all of them from instagram.
Good, she is way too casual and friendly with the cast.
 
alright this is gonna be gay but octavius’ second scream was like an entire semitone higher than brian’s. all three of brian’s were the exact same pitch but octavius’ second was clearly the winner.

the fish were arguing about the tonal qualities of whos scream was more piercing but the challenge was specifically about pitch not timbre. im driving right now but someone needs to cut a video of their screams alternating so its more obvious to tone deaf retards like jet.

i think brian got an B and octavius got an C but i would be curious if someone could check that with a tuner.
Are you driving and reading a Kiwi Farms thread on your phone?
 
Unpopular opinion the "Muh Jet friendship simulator" whiners are not only annoying but wrong and some of the best moments of both seasons have been the fish getting drunk, relaxing and telling stories. Like I fully understand you don't want that to be the full show neither do I but I feel like it's more complaining for the sake of complaining. Just off the top of my head some bar moments: Ben walking in and calling everyone faggots, Shinji doing Karokee, Pong matches between fishes. There are easily a dozen more I just can't think of right now.
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He's also a convicted murderer. Killed a white security guard at a Foot Locker when he was 14.
no, him bragging about raping white women is something he said in youtube videos
damn black rapists murdering and raping white men and women, what a catch

I don't know why but the fact a rapist murderer is popular on black internet is actually surprising. I guess I'm not racist enough yet.
 
damn black rapists murdering and raping white men and women, what a catch

I don't know why but the fact a rapist murderer is popular on black internet is actually surprising. I guess I'm not racist enough yet.
Mike Tyson, OJ Simpson, P Diddy, Birdman

Gotta get more racist Null.
 
damn black rapists murdering and raping white men and women, what a catch

I don't know why but the fact a rapist murderer is popular on black internet is actually surprising. I guess I'm not racist enough yet.
People (idiots) are trying to play it off as "He is just edgy and will say anything for shock and attention"
Which may possibly be true and while I am of the idea that people should be allowed to behave like retards if they want, pretending to be a rapist really isn't smart and should be responded with by treating them like an actual rapist.
 
7:10 pm: Sam is now having the group play the swamp version of simon says, "producer told me to do it!" He has also brought more peppers. Dunye fails first and has to eat a pepper.

7:18 pm: Producer told me to do it ends with jimmy being KICKED OFF??? Big surprise!
 
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Don't forget Chris Brown who literally beat the fuck out of Rhianna and managed to not get cancelled for it. Also R-Kelly who ran a child sex dungeon at his house and got away with being a pedophile for 20 years.
 
7:10 pm: Sam is now having the group play the swamp version of simon says, "producer told me to do it!" He has also brought more peppers. Dunye fails first and has to eat a pepper.
Jimmy has just been eliminated through this. Seemingly arbitrarily.
 
Jimmy kicked, pretty funny leading up to it playing simon says and Sam ends with "Production says Jimmy is kicked off"

Big if true.
 
Can you choir boys stop wetting your diapers over a black guy being in the house? The dude has been annoying but the worse he has done is talk at Tay. You guys are acting like he's walking around shooting at people. Jimmy said nigger around him and he didn't explode
Let's go over a a small taste of this dumb nigger's rap sheet, shall we?

- felony murder
- assault and battery
- armed robbery
- animal cruelty (pepper spraying a cat)
- assault with a deadly weapon

The latter two charges (animal cruelty & assault with a deadly weapon) which are from a recently as two weeks ago.

Nobody wants to see this 85 iq dumb violent animal abusing criminal , except maybe you

I really hope the sam angry phone call is real.
Same. Jet is a retard. Is it wrong to want to see a show in 2024 that doesn't have niggers in it?
did the forum find out about the black rapist

Yes let's not forget that Charleston White, in addition to being a convicted murderer and animal abuser (charged for pepper spraying a cat two weeks ago), is also an admitted rapist.

Charleston has admitted to putting crack in women's cigarettes in order to date rape them. He also says that "you ain't a real nigger if you ain't raped a bitch" in a ten minute long video extolling the virtues of rape.



Last night in the bunks, Charleston asked Shinji if the cameras worked in the dark.

Charleston then creeped on adjacent female Tay in the bunks, acting like a rapist, which is not surprising given that he admits he is a rapist.

Is that what you want your show to be Sam?

A felony murder convicted, animal abusing violent rapist?

No thanks - I'll turn it off.
 
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Jimmy kicked, pretty funny leading up to it playing simon says and Sam ends with "Producer says Jimmy is kicked off"

Big if true.
I hope it's not. Jimmy is the last content producer in the tank. If he goes we'll just get weeks of Sam prodding the other retards to do things like he's already doing . It's so fucking forced and fake.
 
This better be BS, I can't see myself being nearly as interested in watching if he's gone. Everyone else is just too boring and passive.
But production told them to be more interesting! Surely they won't force themselves being mean and loud for a day until they all forget!
 
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