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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Which girl said at the beginning that they didn't smoke? Was it Tay or someone else? I know Nifty didn't smoke but I think there might have been someone else who didn't also. Just wondering because even if she wasn't before, Tay is definitely smoking now. I still hope they do a nicotine withdrawal challenge, the fish are all addicted.
I think Meg didn't smoke, just vaped.
 
Yeah exactly - let's not pretend fishtank is high art. It's entertainment.

Tay being a femcel but still being able to accurately understand all these dudes is amazing. She was able to figure out the shinji's fetishes and from what she's said probably Tom's and Jimmy's. It just must suck being a woman and intuitively know all of men's thoughts and sexual feelings.

Does anyone have the clip of "[Tay] being able to figure out Shinji's fetishes," from last night's?

Edit: Found it



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~8:30AM EST (fish time) - the fish are still in the vomit bedroom... Tay just woke everyone up by bashing a broom handle. Don't know why.

The gay black gay keeps making that high pitched "aha-aiiiiiii' sound.

Someone please put the bag on his head.
 
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Just tuned in. It's almost 9AM their time. Jimmy appears to be the only fish deep asleep in this awful environment (I thought Trish was asleep too but I just saw her move), everyone else is laying still, with the exception of Tay, who is the only one sitting up, wide awake. I'm sure eating all those eggs are the reason she's more awake, eating a lot of food would be bad enough for your insides, but eggs in particular are brutal if eaten in large amounts. If she hasn't shat already, whenever she does it's probably going to smoke out the rest of the fish with how foul it will be.

TJ is also alert and awake but not nearly as energetic as Tay, he's also laying on the ground.

I'm impressed with all the fish lasting this long, this cell challenge is definitely harder than S1. Danye seems the most likely to leave first, but who knows.

Tay and TJ just made a bunch of loud noise to wake up the fish. This seemed to work for about 30 seconds before Tay and TJ gave up and the fish went back to their resting positions.

edit: Also, the attic cam is now in the room right behind Tay. Gives a closer look at the ground situation and you can see Shinji as well. Are those temperatures listed on the cameras accurate? Asking because the attic cam is listing the temp as 97 but the bedroom 1 cam is listing it as 87.

After 40+ minutes Tay has now given up and has found a spot next to Trish to rest. Looks like there won't be anything going on for a bit while the fish catch some Z's, I'll check back in a few hours.
 
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Summer update. Looks like she's aware of KF. Could have an account here

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Summer update. Looks like she's aware of KF. Could have an account here

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It might still be hacked, the account never responds to requests to confirm that it's Summer.
Cool what's her account then?
I'm guessing its probably the same account with that bunny pfp?


I have a theory that Shinji's mom or dad might have shown similar issues that Summer did. It explains why he wasn't so put off by Summer's behavior and how he was more sympathetic to her vs the other fish.
 
What's the fucking point of the Cell again? Did anybody actually enjoy it from season 1? Maximum nontent. If they did this so they could set something up without the fish knowing I could understand the purpose of it but it doesn't seem like that's what's going on? How many hours has it been? Not a single one has decided to leave, they're just chilling pretty easily it seems.
 
What's the fucking point of the Cell again? Did anybody actually enjoy it from season 1? Maximum nontent. If they did this so they could set something up without the fish knowing I could understand the purpose of it but it doesn't seem like that's what's going on? How many hours has it been? Not a single one has decided to leave, they're just chilling pretty easily it seems.
If Jet and the crew would actually commit and put effort into it, it could be really fun and torturous, but instead it's just an excuse for the crew to coast while Sam recovers.
 
What's the fucking point of the Cell again? Did anybody actually enjoy it from season 1? Maximum nontent. If they did this so they could set something up without the fish knowing I could understand the purpose of it but it doesn't seem like that's what's going on? How many hours has it been? Not a single one has decided to leave, they're just chilling pretty easily it seems.
The cell forces them to interact with each other instead of sleeping or fucking around in their rooms by themselves. It also means we get a break from trying to follow everyone by switching cams, which is nice. The cell is only bad when the challenges suck. Last night, some of the challenges were stupid and boring, but there were some really funny ones mixed in.
 
If Jet and the crew would actually commit and put effort into it, it could be really fun and torturous, but instead it's just an excuse for the crew to coast while Sam recovers.
The timing for this line up perfectly with Sam's covid. I imagine it was timed as a way to at least get through the worst day.
 
What's the fucking point of the Cell again? Did anybody actually enjoy it from season 1? Maximum nontent. If they did this so they could set something up without the fish knowing I could understand the purpose of it but it doesn't seem like that's what's going on? How many hours has it been? Not a single one has decided to leave, they're just chilling pretty easily it seems.
The cell is an actual challenge, for one thing. Nobody wants to be in the room but they want the prize money so they're going to endure. That's an entertaining enough premise and it's ten thousand dollars so they're actually motivated to compete this time.
 
The cell forces them to interact with each other instead of sleeping or fucking around in their rooms by themselves. It also means we get a break from trying to follow everyone by switching cams, which is nice. The cell is only bad when the challenges suck. Last night, some of the challenges were stupid and boring, but there were some really funny ones mixed in.

I checked out after a while cause it was largely boring, stuff recycled from this season, maybe even that day(the peppers), much less stuff from last season.

The Swamp Ninja was fun cause it was something they actually had to try at and not just screaming or being absurd. Dumping a bunch of sand on the floor for a challenge early and that just being a constant discomfort was good, and Sand Castle Challenge was a servicable way to do so. Putting up the rabbit waterers was funny. And of course, TTS Production Says had more good ideas for short biys than the wiggers have had for a week, but they often wouldn't wait before cashing in a new one for the Fish to actually get to do it.

The cake bit return was dumb and I was hoping it was going to grow into an absurd number of cake hazards, but by the time I went to bed it was just a recycled unimpressive bit.
 
I'm starting to think Jimmy really has "production" by the balls. He just got to quit the challenge and get special treatment because he pulled the psych med card. He's so giddy with happiness about it. Maybe it's just a symptom of the greater compounding issues... or maybe I'm just bitter and biased because I really hate how incompetent and egotistical Jet is.
 
Jimmy and TJ quit. One thing I’ve learned is that Jimmy has little endurance in challenges. He tends to be the first to quit on any of them.
 
The cell in S1 was my favorite moment, my boy Jon kicking a hole in the wall and then (after being unfairly disqualified) terrorizing the rest from outside with an unintelligible sermon. It does lose some charm for the second time tho. (Or third? But I wasn't watching S1 anymore for that).
 
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