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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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TJ's Rule 34, banned unfortunately It's pruned it seems. Used to only get this image GDDKC-k-Xk-AA7sm-X.png when looking at the account

Account is banned for self doxing. There are snapshots on wayback machine but it's not letting me through.
 
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A few random thoughts:

I don’t see the show building a set in a warehouse. With their current system they can buy houses that need renovations, trash them, then renovate the interiors and sell them off at a profit.

With a warehouse it’s all carrying costs unless they’re renting it out as an actual warehouse in between seasons, but that requires way more logistical legwork from the wigger crew.

As for Jimmy, I think production was definitely trying to maneuver them into this fight but I don’t think it was fake. Obviously the way everything shook out does seem a bit too perfect, but Jimmy is too much of a sperg to make his performance seem so believable.

Finally, does anyone have actual evidence that the porn account was TJs? All I saw is that it shared a username with one of his other accounts, but “lubecooch” isn’t really super unique as far as porn account usernames go. Even if it’s really his I’m still proud of him. He actually won that fight: Jimmy wore himself out sperging, and quit as soon as he realized he wouldn’t be able to play it like a wrestling match.
 
Previous Endorsement Stats linked below


Stats as of 11:00PM EST 1/11/24

(As always, Please play this song while reading the stats for full effect or not if you don't like mario party)



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1st Shinji- 9984 -

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2nd TJ - 6670 -

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3rd Tayleigh- 4942 -


Runners up:
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Trish - 1440 -

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Tai -629 -
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Britney -419 - (still showing up on the site so keeping her here for now)
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Duany'ay - 406

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Oliver - 57



Jimmy's $800 Dollar Artifact Ashtray 1/8/24 - KO - Cause: ♀Women♀
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Hammer Bro. Jimmy 1/9/24 - TKO - Cause: ♀Women♀

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Taylor 1/2/24 - KO - Cause: et tu, tj?

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Brian 1/4/24 - KO - Cause: Sacrificed to keep Jimmy on the show. If he's Brian, he's Crian!
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Nifty: KO 1/4/24 - Cause: Chemical attack by Jimmy, eventually passed away from their skin absorbing too much poisonous cologne. Long live the content queen.
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Delaney: ??? 1/4/24 - Cause: So obscure she faded from reality. She's probably still there, we just haven't noticed her yet.

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Cole: - Retired 12/27/23 Reason: Dishonorably Discharged
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Summer: - TKO 12/22/23 Cause: Mental Combustion
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JC - Retired 12/22/23 Cause: Voluntary Forfeit
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Meg - KO - 12/25/23 Cause: Told to take a seat by Jimmy, obliged by taking a permanent break from the game. Received a prophetic vision of Jimmy related destruction to come.
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TJ's Rule 34, banned unfortunately

Account is banned for self doxing. There are snapshots on wayback machine but it's not letting me through.
No problem, if you find the self dox in archive post it, I kinda ignored this shit because at the end of the day while shit fetishes and being gross online is shit and gross its also just fictional and being grossed out by peoples weird fetishes is a wasted effort when literally every bit of real human porn is implied incest at this point.

People just got weird taste men and women both... I've seen ao3 and what women are into...

I personally like Handholding.
 
Yes, TJ's porn account (made in 2020) where he favorites almost 10,000 different porn images and left comments. He has a thing for horses, troons, and parental incest porn. Guy is gross.
If you check his favorites on rule34 he also has some BNWO shit favorited. Dude is a total degenerate. I eagerly await his troon arc.

is there any footage of the town hall meeting about the tank?
 
Conspiracy brain rot is real. You need to get off /pol/. Sam brought back a mentally unstable retard with a history of violence, let him fight despite him warning him he would lose his temper and he flipped out. It all makes sense. This "nothing is real" type shit is giving Jet and Sam way too much credit. Please stop it. Think a little.
Jimmy warning that he'd lose his temper was just him trying to get out of the fight.

First he said he didn't have to beef, then he said he refused to do the beef even if required, then he said he'd do the beef but if he lost he'd refuse to sleep in the dog house, then he said "I'm not going to follow the rules...it'll get ugly", then when he heard Jet say "Minute thirty rounds?" he insisted on only one round, then he kept trying to quit over and over during the match.

He wasn't worried about getting dangerous. He's was afraid. TJ was afraid too, but he wasn't trying to spin excuses to get out of the fight.

Jimmy's lunging at Taylor and throwing the mallet at Britney are typical of the type of try-hard wanna be hardass that Jimmy is. They'll always come within an inch of physical violence but can't go through with it for real.

btw he literally quit the show because he was out of breath
 
EXTREMELY RELEVANT VIDEO REGARDING SNEEDCHAT. MESSAGE TO NULL PLEASE WATCH.
 
No problem, if you find the self dox in archive post it, I kinda ignored this shit because at the end of the day while shit fetishes and being gross online is shit and gross its also just fictional and being grossed out by peoples weird fetishes is a wasted effort when literally every bit of real human porn is implied incest at this point.

People just got weird taste men and women both... I've seen ao3 and what women are into...

I personally like Handholding.
My take is that TJ is a zoomer who grew up on the internet, his weird fetishes are a symptom of a much larger, societal problem. People on NoFap forums confess to have liked even worse shit than he does and have been able to kick the habit and become better people, get married, start families, etc, so to me it's just whatever.
 
Finally, does anyone have actual evidence that the porn account was TJs? All I saw is that it shared a username with one of his other accounts, but “lubecooch” isn’t really super unique as far as porn account usernames go. Even if it’s really his I’m still proud of him. He actually won that fight: Jimmy wore himself out sperging, and quit as soon as he realized he wouldn’t be able to play it like a wrestling match.
Someone else can post more incriminating screenshots but really it isn't even needed. Just think about it for a second:

1. Has a letterboxd account where he writes sexual reviews (even movies that had zero sex in them)

2. Used this name on all his other social media accounts but the one porn account with the same name just so happens to be the one that isn't his?

3. His friend confirmed TJ constantly shared shocking porn "for the joke"

4. And the biggest proof of all, production not allowing ANY of this to get through to TTS. TTS can say all kinds of nasty stuff and call Jimmy a dog fucker and bring up him being into troon porn yet none of the allegations against TJ are allowed?
 
My take is that TJ is a zoomer who grew up on the internet, his weird fetishes are a symptom of a much larger, societal problem. People on NoFap forums confess to have liked even worse shit than he does and have been able to kick the habit and become better people, get married
For sure, Zoomers are either super hyper Puritans and will send death threats to Japanese manga artists for drawing a anime girl with boobs too big/small/sexy or just porn ruined who like Shadman.

4. And the biggest proof of all, production not allowing ANY of this to get through to TTS. TTS can say all kinds of nasty stuff and call Jimmy a dog fucker and bring up him being into troon porn yet none of the allegations against TJ are allowed?
I've heard plenty of ones at TJ, actually less about Jimmys DA account.
 
That was a good retard fight and I'm pretty sure it was real but who knows? I was entertained and Jimmy imploding almost immediately was hilarious. Probably sitting and begging to be let back on again.
 
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