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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
This motherfucker....
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edit: Also Jon is talking about getting superpowers and astral projecting. Im 100% calling it, Jon's a fucking plant.
 

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Christmas and Easter aren't about Jesus, Santa, and bunnies, they're really about eating babies. The CIA niggers don't want you to know this. The bullshit "holidays" are just a cover for their baby eating operations.
 
Honestly these first few days seem pretty nice, basically just hang out with some autists while you have zero responsibilities and the ability to sit around or sleep all day.

Only downsides are that they have to deal with Sam's bullshit occasionally and they have no weed, but even if they do smoke weed this is the perfect place to take a tolerance break and detox for a few weeks with no bullshit going on. As long as you have thick skin the TTS isn't that bad either.

If you aren't a neet taking part in fishtank would almost seem like a vacation so far
 
The jonfidence is in full swing. He’s wooed Letta with his cooking skills and she now wants to watch him cook. He’s so in bros.
 
Jon makes a drink that 'cures' his cavities

Lots of citrus, lemon or lime
Couple spoonfuls of cinnamon
Sea salt because different types do different things like one that kills cancer
Baking soda
Spoonful of honey
Spoonful of regular salt
Cap full of mineral water
Handful of greens
A spoon or three of almond flour, chia seeds, flax seed
Olive oils
Garlic clove
And about a cup of water to make it drinkable

He says he might've forgot a few ingredients

Edit- he clarified that this drink will also cure cancer
 
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Jon admitting he only brushed his teeth 2-3 times a month and showers rarely

Imagine the smell in that house
 
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