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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Has everyones initial tobbaco reserves run dry already? I've never purchased any Fishbucks can someone translate what they're charging for a single cigarette please? That's fucking rough either way at least give them like 3
 
Pink Hotel On The Corner said:
Ive been watching 2.5 and it's really good. Has Cole just been seething because he isn't involved?
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I don't think Cole has posted about it at all
Meowstery said:
Taylor and Brian were talking in town. Jimmy slinks up and takes a picture of her leaned forward with her chest out a bit using a disposable camera he brought from home?? He left the flash on of course. Brian breaks character for the first time to tell him 'you know what you gotta do' implying he should break the camera. It was so awkward.
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Brian thinks he is going to get some again...
 
Lt. H. DuBois said:
I think they really underestimated the challenges of having body cams for the contestants running for the entire show, it seems they've fallen back on having the main "director cam" and the stationary tree cams. Which I feel they should have probably just axed the body cams idea, put up more tree cams, particularly in the town area.
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I have to disagree, flipping through a bunch of stationary cams to follow the action would be a nightmare. Having a few body cams active gives me a reason to follow fish I usually wouldn't.

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Ciggies are back, and a plea from Jet
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No fucking way is this making money. Instead of leaning on cigs and TTS they should have people pay to make NPCs take action. "Sheriff investigates X for a made up crime" "Trish gives X a tarot reading" "Apothecary mixes up a potion for X" Something to give them an advantage would need a really high price and be one-offs, but there ain't no whale like a p2w whale.
 
Karen Horney said:
I have to disagree, flipping through a bunch of stationary cams to follow the action would be a nightmare. Having a few body cams active gives me a reason to follow fish I usually wouldn't.


No fucking way is this making money. Instead of leaning on cigs and TTS they should have people pay to make NPCs take action. "Sheriff investigates X for a made up crime" "Trish gives X a tarot reading" "Apothecary mixes up a potion for X" Something to give them an advantage would need a really high price and be one-offs, but there ain't no whale like a p2w whale.
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This is just spittballing in the realm of hypothetical but but if the crew had thought about this going in; make sure most of the scripted plot events happen in Basecamp, Town, or Arena. That way the action points will be well covered. For the action going on in the woods or the inbetween points that's where the Director cam comes in.
Come to think of the cams has anything actually happened at The Downs area? I've seen nothing.
In this ideal scenario I'm imagining I feel that an actual map on the site would be incredibly useful to give a sense of spacial reasoning as to where these places are in relation to eachother
It's not that I'm opposed to the body cams idea it'd be great if it worked as intended but it seems that they can't make it do that. So best to scrap it
 
Xavier convinces Tai to kill the king tonight. Wishing him the best!
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X: "You have to convince him to drink this potion, you have maxed speechcraft"
L: "I don't have maxed speechcraft"
X: "Look around, I'm grading on a scale"
L: "Are you digging in your- oh that's your fanny pack"
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She got the king to drink the potion, but I missed how. Probably just "lookie here fatass, a consumable"

Jimmy passing out Zipp:
"Where's Letty?"
"In the bathroom."
So he whipped one at the port-a-johns
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This Jimmy is a marked improvement from what I saw last season. He kind of came off a a genuinely deranged nutcase who probably shouldn't be trusted alone with women.
I've heard people say that now he's on proper medication, if so he is a poster child for the chemical solution sometimes being required to turn a complete social reject into just an eccentric oddball
 
Karen Horney said:
She got the king to drink the potion, but I missed how. Probably just "lookie here fatass, a consumable"
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From what I saw, she used a charisma potion (or at least she said she did), then drank a bit of it when fatty asked her to drink it first, before he downed the whole thing.
 
Lt. H. DuBois said:
This Jimmy is a marked improvement from what I saw last season. He kind of came off a a genuinely deranged nutcase who probably shouldn't be trusted alone with women.
I've heard people say that now he's on proper medication, if so he is a poster child for the chemical solution sometimes being required to turn a complete social reject into just an eccentric oddball
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jimmy has had the misfortune of being born in the wrong century. he should be on some battlefield swinging 2 axes around with war paint on a thousand years ago. now he has to take jew chemicals that neuter his power level.
 
In an interaction from earlier, Brian was hassling Letty about what was in her bottle, with her saying it was Coke. He insisted on taking a drink from it, Letty was visibly grossed out and handed it off to Mauro.
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Photo op:
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They're all sitting around the schitty campfire, preparing for a vampire/bandit/alien/whatever attack with all the villagers. A vague challenge was put out while the vampires get ready I guess, best scary story wins some silver. After no one volunteered, Tai stepped up to tell a Tale. His horror story was a true account of events instead of a made up one. Tai told everyone how a month before the Bloodgames he went out hiking to prepare. While on the hike he grabbed some fallen wood with his bare hands not realizing it was covered in chiggers. Everyone was shocked!.. Not because of the story, but they thought he said a different word thanks to his lips. Tai continued the story regardless. He got his hand covered in chiggers, then I ASSUME he scratched his balls at some point, because he tells everyone how that night he had chigger bites all over his 'foweskin'. Because Tai doesn't have health insurance, he just stayed at home and waited it out for a week. I won't go into detail, but he did mention oozing substances and 'ewephant man penus'. Thanks Tai!
 
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