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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Someone may add something more elaborate about the Mauro negotiation, basically Mauro is gay and uninteresting.
Mauro wants extra cash; 3k instead of 1.5k for doing nothing and drinking for 9 days. Greg has a small mission to negotiate him down and will get whatever is left below 3k, backed up by Stein and Dunye. Greg lets it be known that he is getting 1k and it looking at this as a good excuse to have some fun in the woods roleplaying for a few weeks. Mauro sucked and barely deserved pay at all.

After a vote Greg is awarded an additional 2k for his work.
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Here is a small moment after the point Mauro walked off.


Jimmy liked Mauro because he is the only Fish who reached out to talk with him after he left the S2 house.
 
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Charles Vincent Crumb said:
Someone may add something about the Mauro negotiation, basically Mauro is gay and uninteresting.
Mauro wants extra cash; 3k instead of 1.5k for doing nothing and drinking for 9 days. Greg has a small mission to negotiate him down and will get whatever is left below 3k, backed up by Stein and Dunye. Greg lets it be known that he is getting 1k and it looking at this as a good excuse to have some fun in the woods roleplaying for a few weeks. Mauro sucked and barely deserved pay at all.

After a vote Greg is awarded an additional 2k for his work.
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Here is a small moment after the point Mauro walked off.
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Jimmy liked Mauro because he is the only Fish who reached out to talk with him after he left the S2 house.
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This has some of the best moments.
 
As expected, vampires invaded while the rave was going on. Dubstep is playing, fireworks are going off, and a vampire boss with a giant sword is trying to wreck havoc along with his servants.
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It's pretty kino, Vampire boss can only be downed by a hits to the gong on his back. He's tearing them apart.
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It seems the boss may have been defeated, but he gave the party a very rough run for their money. I think I saw everyone go down at least once.
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With the main attacking force repelled (for now) everyone celebrates.. And then more show up after a bit of deserved partying.
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Along with the second wave of vampires and a boss, GOBLIN arrived! Letty said something to him and the Goblin mauled a vampire to aid them. This is the most vampires I've seen so far. I think someone may actually be eliminated tonight from losing all their lives.
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I think the vampire attacks may be done for now. Water was brought in for the contestants. Tai was KILLED and brought back via a potion, so he has 1 life band left. If Tai died off first it'd be a shame. Jimmy also gave Vance one of his own lifebands, so Vance has 2 instead of 1. There's a lot of kino shots tonight, but I won't flood my post with more pictures.
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As expected, vampires invaded while the rave was going on. Dubstep is playing, fireworks are going off, and a vampire boss with a giant sword is trying to wreck havoc along with his servants.
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A bunch of genres are in the mix, Hard and Industrial Techno, Psytrance, you name it. This mix is actually pretty sick. Imagine being there.
 
Our boys are fighting, and they're WINNING! This whole fight scene is kino.



I don't know why I enjoy this cringe shit so much, I wish I was there with my friends.

DJ was playing a lot of PS1 beats from the Ghost in the Shell game. I love everything about this.

Look at Jimmy at 1:58 and tell me this is not fun. He bitched all day and now only the fireworks light white of his teeth and eyes as he sprints, grinning towards the vampire menace.

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Now that he has the Crystal Cluster, nothing can hold us back bros.

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You ever joust a vampire while your retard (female) reloads her short barrel?



Tai beats the boss mechanic brakes off the boss mob so hard he has to pick his boss mechanic up and walk away in shame.



In their time of need, the goblin man who'd been robbing them for 10 days joined their side..
 
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Our boys are fighting, and they're WINNING! This whole fight scene is kino.

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I don't know why I enjoy this cringe shit so much, I wish I was there with my friends.

DJ was playing a lot of PS1 beats from the Ghost in the Shell game. I love everything about this.
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The sensory overload boss fight was fucking legendary. Reminds me of the shit me and my friends used to do with illegal fireworks when we were in our early 20's.
 
A fire was started in the fireworks boxes (of course) and everyone left the rave to go take a break outside. Just before this point all the fish were coughing and choking on gunpowder and smoke in the air. It's a nice break. a Gangster's Paradise club remix is playing while all the party members sit alongside the vampires also taking a breather. One of them asked Jimmy "haha, did I scare you earlier?" "Yeah!" It's a good night.
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With the abundance of vampires, I figured a few were people we've already. The Vampire boss is dumping water bottles on his head while Scotty, a random vampire, reminds everyone to re-gas their guns. Round 2 will happen once the smoke bombs clear.
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An actual small fire started and they had to leave the arena due to too much smoke. Blood rave is kino though.
 
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