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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 66 8.1%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.5%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 185 22.6%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 421 51.5%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.2%
  • Total voters
    817
Gog & Magog said:
Which stream? Show us the clip.
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I don't think they've been active for over a year, but some time ago there was a thirst poster that would donate to Null's stream called "Let Me Sit On Your Face." You'd have to probably go back at least a year to find an example, it's more lore at this point than a happening.
 
Xavier has withdrawn from the tank for a tactical break after talking to women for too long, but in-comes a new voice. Ronnie.
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Ronnie is NOT at ALL related to Xavier Ravenblood. Ronnie is hanging out in the cracktank talking to the homeless people trying to gas them up a bit. I didn't get a picture but for some reason Ronnie did the Xavier Ravenblood squat on the ground before standing up and getting some pullups in. He claims to have ghostwritten for Kanye west and been to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. At the moment he's trying to convince Scrip to reform and go to church.
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"I'mGonnaTellAStory- Doyouconsent?" He talks way too fast and he's constantly talking about how he's helping the community. Tons of TTS messages telling him 'thanks for helping me come clean in 2020' and stuff like that. He moved on from preaching to talking about how he got into a confrontation with a best buy manager because an innocent worker was gonna get fired for being late. "Maybe he had a reason to be late- just because he's... BLACKdoesn'tmean he was late for noreasonyouknow."
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Scrip is unironically tweaking. Ronnie is doing some stretching while Scrip screams at the speaker on the wall thinking that's where the people are. He keeps asking Production for E-pills(?), drugs, and 'just one xanny'. Dave pointed him towards the camera after awhile and now he's just getting into a shouting match with TTS anytime he gets insulted. He's fuming over being called gay. There's also a possibility he thinks production is the one sending all these messages because he's twice alluded to 'coming in there' and 'in that other room'.
UPDATE: Scrip has now left the room telling everyone he's gonna go stab everyone who insulted him quoting "WHERE IM GOIN? IM GOIN TO BEAVER STREET." If you didn't know, Beaver street is a running joke from bloodgames. About five minutes later he is now BACK in the room yelling at the camera going "I THOUGHT YOU NIGAS WAS THEM... YOU NIGGAS AINT EVEN HERE- YOU AINT THEM" so he clearly went to fight production and was told the voices aren't them.
 
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Maybe I'll have to start watching again since they bright in Xavier. Him baiting a crackhead, then doing his goofy laugh after Scott takes him down was fucking hilarious.
 
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Xavier is lecturing the bitches through debate and will soon get them to roleplay with him. Is there anything that the best character of Fishtank won't do?
 
Bitches are given weapons from Xavier somebody needs to keep a track of how many days since the bitches got a bruise from the weapons.
 
IME and IMO you can either have hot girls, or content girls. You can't get one that does both, at least not to standards production and audience seem to expect without burning out fast. I vote they go for content girls at this point for Bitchtank.

Fishtank is aimed at clout chasing eceleb wannabes right now, people that will risk job/life ruination just to possibly have a few dozen to a hundred fans post-Tank. And that's fine. But that is the caliber of woman you are pooling from. They're gonna be a little slimy and rough, either on the hot or the content factor. If they want Simptank it would need to be something different.
 
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