🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I feel like retard chat won't understand that you should kick out the most normal person because they won't put up with too much bullshit. Everyone wants to vote Jon out, we need to get rid of Vance
Yeah, the real trick is to keep Jon in until second place to maximize his suffering, but leave him off with nothing at all. Other final contestant preferably being Josie, so he keeps trying to talk at her and she just walks away and spins.
 
Yeah, the real trick is to keep Jon in until second place to maximize his suffering, but leave him off with nothing at all. Other final contestant preferably being Josie, so he keeps trying to talk at her and she just walks away and spins.
 
Jon just said he responded to a Craigslist ad where an old guy wanted someone to "help him move." Everyone else in the living room was snickering by the time he said this. When he gave him his contact information, Jon got a dick pic in return. "It was just... fucking gay guy who sent me a dick pic." How could he not know Craigslist is chock-full of gay men trying to suck and fuck?
He said this last night at like 3AM too when he was just talking to Sylvia, he had to make sure everyone in the house knew he fell for a gay Craigslist ad.
 
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"Chat... can you please buy me NFTs?"
 
Letty is pretty based mentioning Monero though.
Jon told everyone that viewers can get things for them and Violetta started begging for someone to buy her an nft and mentioned that she wants to make an nft brand.
She's totally pandering to chat, are you kidding me? Mentioning XMR and NFTs, doing a little cutesy pose and looking directly into the camera... don't get suckered into it.

Jon has just shouted out his instagram account

https://www.instagram.com/businessjack2022/
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That bio is a mess, absolute word salad. Male model? LMAO
 
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